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Song Parodies -> "Larry Craig's Former Theme Song"

Original Song Title:

"I Belong to You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lenny Kravitz

Parody Song Title:

"Larry Craig's Former Theme Song"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

This was Larry's theme before he got caught.
I tap my toes in the dark
You'll play the dominant part
You stick it hard where I fart

You fit me like I'm a glove
Your untraditional love
Panders my secret vice

I will fondle you
And you...
You will fondle me too
You do it so discrete
You make my knees go weak

The gays I always maligned
But then I soon was inclined
To like it from behind

But since I opened my thighs
It turns out I preferred guys
But I just won't open my mind

I've always known it from the start
But I'm just not coming out
And I'll still indulge it everyday

So I live my second life
Faking that I love my wife
No one knows that I am actually gay

Oh... I will fondle you
And you... (yeah you)
You will fondle me too
You do it so discrete
You make my knees go weak

Oh... I will fondle you (twice as old as you)
And you (ew)
You will fondle me too
Oh... You do it so discrete
You make my knees go weak

[background a cappella in a men's room with the sound of groans]

[2x]
I will fondle you (twice as old as you)
And you (yeah you)
You will fondle me too
You do it so discrete (like when I take a leak)
You make my knees go weak

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alvin - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
that was just lovely...lol
AFW - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the sentiment
MrMacphisto - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin and AFW... :D
Invisible Boy - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
During this holiday season it's so nice to read something that leaves me feeling all warm and fuzzy inside...NOT. Great parody !
MrMacphisto - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Invisible Boy... lol
Dee RAnge - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I was tapping my shoe in time as I sung this, until I realized what I was doing. Gotta run, I think that's LC on the phone LOL. 5-5-5
MrMacphisto - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee... :D

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