They're included for Lean Cuisine stashes
They're included for Lean Cuisine stashes
In between both a spoon and a fork
Still I'm not sure what the point of a spork is
Here... queer... weird

I'm convinced it's the fault of the obscure
What somebody on drugs would contrive
Doubting if there's a reason in there somewhere
Here... queer... weird

[chorus]
I say I don't want it
Again and again
'Cause I don't... don't really need it
I say I don't want it
No purpose therein
'Cause I don't... don't really need it
I don't... no use for eating

I must defy dinner plans this selection
I get vexed when the beans start to fly
Hardest of all, scooping ice cream with plastic
Here... queer... weird

[chorus]

[2x]
How many plates hit the ground during dinner time
Jalapenos hit the skids, and I lose my mind
You thought they looked kinda wrong
Yes, well, so did I
Say you don't want it
Say you don't want it

Say you don't want it...
Again and again
'Cause you don't... don't really need it
Say you don't want it
No purpose therein
'Cause you don't... don't really need it
You don't... no use for eating

They're included for Lean Cuisine stashes
In between both a spoon and a fork
Still I'm not sure what the point of a spork is
Here... queer... weird