Two kegs in a week
I bet you think that's pretty heavy, don't ya boy
F***ing up your liver cycle
Staring at the ground until you drop
You kill cells with intoxication
Kill yourself to only taste the hops
You drunk another pitcher
Before you lit the bong and smoked some pot

Don't get too high, Don't drink Bud Dry
Don't get too high, just have some Skyy

Slurring during conversation
You will be the one who cannot walk
All your insides full of pizzas
You just sit there smoking up some more kind bud
They're the ones who'll hate you
When they think you got the pipe all cashed out
She's the one who'll sleep with you
You will be the one eating out

Don't get too high, don't drink Bud Dry
Don't get too high, just have some Skyy

It's the best joint that you ever had,
The best joint that you ever, ever had
It's the best joint that you ever had,
The best joint you ever had has gone away

(repeat chorus X2)