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Song Parodies -> "Stick It in"
Original Song Title:
"Blow It Out"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ludacris
Parody Song Title:
"Stick It in"
Parody Written by:
MrMacphisto
The Lyrics
In the latest single off of "Cock and Beer," Ludacris begins to make us wonder about how he's getting money....I.B.S. = Irritable Bowel Syndrome
AOWWW!
I never was this sore in my sleep 'til this crap shi* started
Dumb words by the light-headed and retarded
My whole paycheck, I squirt it and then fart it
Cause y'all know I can't stop. Stick it in my A$$!
In one year I got itch, now it's hurting my ass.
And sniffing coke and fried food are just some things of the past
Plus it's the new phenomenon called I.B.S. with gas
And I'm prayin that it stops. Stick it in my A$$!
In New York I buy Maalox, in Cali I shi* green
In Atlanta I hit sheep, but I know that's obscene
All these crappers getting filled with what's left of all my reams
Try 80, want a discount? Stick it in my A$$!
See in just six months I desecrated my system
If you want somebody better, then I'm sorry I missed them
Niggaz hate givin me mops cause I might forget to use them
C'mon, make Ludacris shout! Stick it in my A$$!
(Chorus 2x)
If you want me to stop, then flush the john
If you wanna hear me groan, then rub my bone
And if you're glad that I'm light, just yank my thong
But after you get itches- Stick it in my A$$!
It's time to saddle up my Tontos cause you're the Lone Ranger
I think I'm gonna bruise as this act gets stranger
I'm just a few inches from feeling your fist strangler
If you ever think of cropping me - Stick it in my A$$!
I'm a fluffer by nature but prostitute by law
Any charges set against me, just lewd acts inside halls
Next year I'm lookin in to working Greenbriar Mall
They'll probably kick me off the property! Stick it in my A$$!
I like to take a look; he's got gigantic balls!
Plus his honey keeps flowin like Niagara Falls
I now know that he shaves; he's easy to withdraw
I'm gonna need lubrication- Stick it in my A$$!
Shout out to Bill O'Reilly, you're even more a perv
You mad cause I'm a THIEF and gotta work on this same curb
I'ma use my own leverage, it'll calm your nerves
This is the new penetration- Stick it in your A$$!
(Chorus)
My crack people show me love when I'm needing the rock
And Latinos always waitin for my VD's to stop
White people love the blow, they say, "Dude, you love the cock!"
Yo' hands on my pants, right? Stick it in my A$$!
So find my album in the stores and look for the white cream
Rip it open, play it and yo' momma might scream
It's hard, all the lyrics are softer than ice cream
Yo' clams for my scams, right? Stick it in my A$$!
Now Luda's throwin up A's, and I'm lightin up L's
Around the globe gettin paid, sometimes drainin the snails
D & P, the only people that practice bitin ourselves
We're probably sittin on your curb, huh? Stick it in my A$$!
I been eatin and gettin scat while y'all usin' a plunger
I get drunk from the clenchers, stay high with the hummers
Watch out, I'm hiding right behind McDonald's dumpsters
With over 6 million served, huh? Stick it in my A$$!
(Chorus)
Stick it in my A$$!
Whoo!
I never was this sore in my sleep 'til this crap shi* started
Dumb words by the light-headed and retarded
My whole paycheck, I squirt it and then fart it
Cause y'all know I can't stop. Stick it in my A$$!
In one year I got itch, now it's hurting my ass.
And sniffing coke and fried food are just some things of the past
Plus it's the new phenomenon called I.B.S. with gas
And I'm prayin that it stops. Stick it in my A$$!
In New York I buy Maalox, in Cali I shi* green
In Atlanta I hit sheep, but I know that's obscene
All these crappers getting filled with what's left of all my reams
Try 80, want a discount? Stick it in my A$$!
See in just six months I desecrated my system
If you want somebody better, then I'm sorry I missed them
Niggaz hate givin me mops cause I might forget to use them
C'mon, make Ludacris shout! Stick it in my A$$!
(Chorus 2x)
If you want me to stop, then flush the john
If you wanna hear me groan, then rub my bone
And if you're glad that I'm light, just yank my thong
But after you get itches- Stick it in my A$$!
It's time to saddle up my Tontos cause you're the Lone Ranger
I think I'm gonna bruise as this act gets stranger
I'm just a few inches from feeling your fist strangler
If you ever think of cropping me - Stick it in my A$$!
I'm a fluffer by nature but prostitute by law
Any charges set against me, just lewd acts inside halls
Next year I'm lookin in to working Greenbriar Mall
They'll probably kick me off the property! Stick it in my A$$!
I like to take a look; he's got gigantic balls!
Plus his honey keeps flowin like Niagara Falls
I now know that he shaves; he's easy to withdraw
I'm gonna need lubrication- Stick it in my A$$!
Shout out to Bill O'Reilly, you're even more a perv
You mad cause I'm a THIEF and gotta work on this same curb
I'ma use my own leverage, it'll calm your nerves
This is the new penetration- Stick it in your A$$!
(Chorus)
My crack people show me love when I'm needing the rock
And Latinos always waitin for my VD's to stop
White people love the blow, they say, "Dude, you love the cock!"
Yo' hands on my pants, right? Stick it in my A$$!
So find my album in the stores and look for the white cream
Rip it open, play it and yo' momma might scream
It's hard, all the lyrics are softer than ice cream
Yo' clams for my scams, right? Stick it in my A$$!
Now Luda's throwin up A's, and I'm lightin up L's
Around the globe gettin paid, sometimes drainin the snails
D & P, the only people that practice bitin ourselves
We're probably sittin on your curb, huh? Stick it in my A$$!
I been eatin and gettin scat while y'all usin' a plunger
I get drunk from the clenchers, stay high with the hummers
Watch out, I'm hiding right behind McDonald's dumpsters
With over 6 million served, huh? Stick it in my A$$!
(Chorus)
Stick it in my A$$!
Whoo!
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Macphisto - Whew! Quite a scorching read here. DKTOS on the original (and, no, I'm no likely to listen to anything by "Ludacris" OR his brothers "Ridickulis" or "Vomitis", either).
Yeah, I never was much into Ludacris, but I've heard this on the radio a lot, and it seemed really easy to parody.
It was an alright song but I really don't like what he was doing to Luda's song but over all it was okay.
LMAO awesome. It's hard, all the lyrics are softer than ice cream was my favorite line, one out of many. 555
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