Just want some of those meatballs
I wish they'd make housecalls
Well listen, hungry man
Cause if you're stuck in the last line
You'll see from the hive mind

Line just a little too SLOOOOOOWW
Just a little too SLOOOOOWW

Just a fork and spoon
Oh, just want a drink or two
And a plate of food
Oh, just a cake or two

Cause if ya digest the wrong kind
You know you'll be turnin' blind
Spit out that bread!
Lobster tails fill up your tray
You know that you cannot pay

Line just a little too SLOOOOOOWW
Oh, your mouth is full of food, full of food, full of food
SLOOOOOOWW
Oh, I need a mint or two
And a napkin too

Just a little brew
Might need a Tums or two
Where's the bathroom too?
Oh, I let a fart or two
Just a little too
SLOOOOOOWW

Cause if ya let loose the wrong kind
They'll draw up the chalk lines
Well listen, methane man
Cause if you let one howlin'
You know you'll be foulin'
Lights were burnin' low
You shot out your bum and glowed
Lines are leavin' though
You shot out some burning coal
Lines just a little too...