Best cover the eyes of the children
'Cause the steam is building on the windows
You can let it out; I'll lock the door
See my souvenirs from Sweden

Now's the time you can turn your back
I brought a rubber
Your quivering voice
Underhanded, I'll part the crack
Because the pain is coming, it's making you moan
And shake your knees

You know those pants come off tonight
Oooh Oooh
Shake your body; pants come off tonight

Breathing grows more heavy as she's shouting from my girth
And she pulls those chains that hold true
Now loosening drawers
You hold my key
Watch out for those balls are swingin'

Getting nearer to be sacked
Just start the twirl
And quivering voice
Sunny side, you have not been shaved
But still that pain is coming, it's making you moan
And shake your knees

Turned on when pants come off tonight
Oooh oooh
Shake your body; pants will drop tonight

You start to hum
'Cause it's time to play
Oh, the worm's in your hands, now use it
Fist wrist it fast
Don't turn it hard
Thrust away your problems with cheatin'

Now you're nearin' a heart attack
You're nearly smothered
That quivering voice
Underhanded, I'll part the crack
Because the pain is coming, it's making you moan
And shake your knees

Turned on when pants come off tonight
Oooh oooh
Shake your body; pants will drop tonight
Oooh Oooh
Shake your body; pants come off tonight
Oooh oooh
Dancing
Pants that fit too tight
Oooh oooh
Those long... pants come off tonight
Shake your body
Oooh oooh
You know those pants come off tonight

[more adlibbing about the pants until the song fades out]