Song Parodies -> "Trusty Page"

Original Song Title:

"Rusty Cage"

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Original Performer:

"Trusty Page"

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The Lyrics

This one is for all the Congressmen that have had (or might still have) inappropriate relations with their pages...

You made a huge mistake and left me with a bunch of younger males
You fed my need and my campaign to make your only son my spoil
Now I'm gonna rape
I'm gonna rape my...
I'm gonna rape my trusty page for fun
Now I'm gonna rape
I'm gonna rape my...
I'm gonna rape my trusty page... for fun

Too... old... to start a choir spreading hate for homosexuals
A hypocrite is found to still bother the Right's almighty clods
Now I'm gonna rape
I'm gonna rape my...
I'm gonna rape my trusty page for fun
Now I'm gonna rape
I'm gonna rape my...
I'm gonna rape my trusty page... for fun

Tonight a sense of dread enters his brain
It's gonna be that part he plays again
But underneath the law there must be pain
I'm gonna rape my trusty page... for fun

When a leader takes this lustful road
What gods prize this awful sight?
Well, I still can't hide these overtones
So I'm training my pick for my own whore
And I'm gonna rape
I'm gonna rape my...
I'm gonna rape my trusty page for fun
Yeah, I'm gonna rape
I'm gonna rape my...
I'm gonna rape my trusty page... for fun

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McKludge - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

I bit aggressive, and not exactly a pleasant subject, but it does fit the tone of the OS. Plus, it's one of my favortive OS's 555

alvin - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

good concept...reminds me of the joke ...why do congressmen avoid using bookmarks ?.... they'd rather bend the pages over

Red Ant - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Sick, but funny! Great OS, and LOL at alvin's joke.

Tommy Turtle - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

alvin, wasn't that from 1983? Good memory... uh, MrMac, didn't that scandal involve consensual relations with pages who were in fact of age, hence perhaps "rape" is a bit strong... but they were still totally inappropriate relationships -- like with White House interns. Anyway, nailing Congress is always appropriate.

MrMacphisto - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, McKludge, Alvin, and Red! Good points, Tommy, and thanks to you also...

AFW - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Tricky and unique...555

MrMacphisto - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, AFW... My next parody will be less aggressive, but still on the twisted side... :)

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