So you never blew hard
Until it dripped across your face
And you never would wipe it
Till it finally hit your lace
And the people run and hide
When your eyes are squinting that way

Upon your chin
The phlegm, it was vast
The hardest task
Had to clean it off fast
The flying boogers
You let them go free
You make these messes
From histamines

Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
It's all on your sleeve
Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze (achoo)

So you never blew
How low it'd droop
Before the fall
And you never knew
When you made that sound
Slime would hit the wall
Cause you never blew
In your head when you sleep
It molds

Your allergy blues
Your nostrils bruise
No tissues to use
Now they're hearing "achoos"
It's running more
It's gone too far
It gathers in amounts
That could fill up a jar

Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
It's all on your sleeve
Sneeze yeah, sneeze, sneeze
Try to use tissues, please

The crust is hard
Your nose is stuffed
This blood and snot
What you're sniffin' up

September, need some Visine
Sniffing harder, to your brains
Stuck in class, boogers that came
And now it seems you made
A shirt stain

October, snot going nowhere
November... December... distemper
Oh, it started again!

Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
It's all on your sleeve, yuck!
Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze (achoo)

It's buds and twigs
That trigger this pus
They make this snot
What you're sniffing up

It's what pollen deals
See the snot congeal
I guess you've found it hard
To believe
Issues with phlegm
You will never relieve