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Song Parodies -> "Two Farts, Then It Runs"

Original Song Title:

"Two Hearts Beat as One"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Two Farts, Then It Runs"

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The Lyrics

a song about the horrors of diarrhea
I don't know... oh where all the wipes have gone
I don't know what I just left
I just flushed the john
They say that it's cruel
To let out all of your poo
But when all your stool goes through
I'll splat something

Two farts, then it runs
Two farts, then it runs
Two farts

I just stained my pants
Lordy, stuck in this strange stance
Oh shi*! Can't drop my pants
Feces... starts to crawl like ants


Clean that crack, better wipe
Gets on everything - ew - what a plight
Gets on you, gets on me
Gets awful!

I don't know.... how much time I'm stuck on the head
It could take up an entire night
My rectum turns to red
Colon's putting up a fight
Digestion is screwed
All this gas that I'm passin'
Boy, it's like a cloud in here
And these turds collectin'
Too gross to wanna view


I try to let it spout
All of this pain
The way it feels
OH NO!!!

Two farts

(sounds of splattering and someone screaming)

I just stained my pants
Lordy, stuck in this strange stance
Oh shi*! I can't drop my pants
Feces... starts to crawl like ants

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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aoid - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, a song about (gasp) rectal humor? HOW ORIGINAL! note: that was sarcastic
MrMacphisto - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
ah yes, the resident a**hole returns... I'm sorry if I've been referring to where you like to stick your head.
Greg - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO, hilarious parody.
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Greg... :)

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