Well, the key to my survival
Was greasin' up my trout
The question was how I could keep swaying
Trying to pull my weight out
But she said, "It's greasy to me"
In behind, the daily grind
And I needed a place where it could hide
Then we'd do the 6-9

I didn't think much about it
'Till the feeling made her start to whine
What I was doing in the rear everyday
Had really hurt when too tight
I used my hand to steer when tryin', when she shuddered
And I remember then
I swore that, that would be the last dry rear entry
And I'd never do that again

They say that time is a healer
And now the moon is not inflamed
I really swelled when I parted her mouth
I loved to hear what she'd say

I went to town; she'd talk dirty
Inserted in the brown eye
She said...

"Use lotion, use lotion this time
Use lotion, use lotion this time
Be careful, you're in my behind!
And use lotion, use lotion this time"

Oh these words are important
I'll never forget them
And if I ever went dry
I lived to regret it

"Use lotion, use lotion this time"
Just watch as it grows
And slip it right through
"Use lotion, use lotion this time"
When I aimed she just yelped
Oh this dame loves it too

Her brassiere had slipped off slowly
The puppies had just come out to play
What we would do dancing in between sheets
Helped me keep going all day
In and out of all her spaces
Rhythm with the deep impact
She had to turn 'round and just bend over
And I would fill in the crack

They say that time is a healer
And now the moon is not inflamed
I really swelled when I parted her mouth
I loved to hear what she'd say

I went to town; she'd talk dirty
Inserted in the brown eye
She said...

"Use lotion, use lotion this time
Use lotion, use lotion this time
So just pull out, and bear this in mind
And use lotion, use lotion this time"

Oh these words are important
I'll never forget them
And if I ever went dry
I lived to regret it

"Use lotion, use lotion this time"
Just watch as it grows
And slip it right through
"Use lotion, use lotion this time"
When I aimed she just yelped
I nearly broke it in two

"Use lotion, use lotion this time!!! OOOoohh"
"Use motion.. harder"

"Harder" [4x]

"Use lotion, use lotion this time!!!"

[song fades as more cries for lotion are heard]