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Song Parodies -> "Learning Kung Fu (proper version)"

Original Song Title:

"Thinking of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lenny Kravitz

Parody Song Title:

"Learning Kung Fu (proper version)"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

I screwed up yesterday's entry for this song, so here is the real thing in complete form.
In pajamas
Throwing moves like Kwai Chang Caine
Sayonara
Well, you're gonna feel some pain
When your face is rearranged
Call your mamas
'Cause you'll need 'em

Oh I'm... learning kung fu
And even things like taekwondo and tai chi
And I'm trying now (Hiiii yaaaa!)
Learning kung fu
And shooting things with a blowgun and fukiya

In pajamas
Having problems using blades
And now there's drama
Well, my sensei masquerades
As a drag queen everyday
Goes by Wanda... and it's creepy
Marijuana... keeps me sleepy

Learning kung fu
And even things like taekwondo and tai chi
And I'm trying now (Hiiii yaaaa!)
Learning kung fu
And hoping that I can be the next Jet Li
But I don't know how (Oooh oww...)
Learning kung fu
With flying kicks faster than those by Chun Li
They'll be saying, "Wow" (like how?)
Learning kung fu
And training with all the things I'll use to beat ya

Hey mama... Hey mama...
[sounds of training and then of Afroninja getting beat up]

In pajamas
And my hair's in disarray (marijuana)
Well sayonara
Roundhouse kicking them away
Ends up missing them today
Now in trauma
And I'm bleeding

Oh I'm...

[2x]
Learning kung fu
And even things like taekwondo and tai chi
And I'm trying now (Hiiii yaaaa!)
Learning kung fu
And hoping that I can be the next Jet Li
But I don't know how (Oooh oww...)
Learning kung fu
But trying flips left me limping painfully
Better take a bow (Oooh oww)

[repeat until fade]
Learning kung fu

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alvin - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
enjoyed reading the new and improved version
Kristof Robertson - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
HEE-YA! This was more than just martial artistry. Bravo. 555
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
For my official comment, read version 1:)---same vote though!
MrMacphisto - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Kristof, and BAD for reading through this a second time... :)
Jeff Reuben - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I missed yesterday's version, glad I caught it today, very well done!
MrMacphisto - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff... :D Next up is "Dig In" by Kravitz...

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