Song Parodies -> "Something Happened like the Movie 'Seven'"

Original Song Title:

"Something Happened on the Way to Heaven"

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Original Performer:

"Something Happened like the Movie 'Seven'"

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The Lyrics

While I'm on the topic of psychos, imagine this as Patrick Bateman's theme song. (American Psycho)

You had a life, you had a love
But you don't know what you got 'till you lose it
Here I come in to end this now
'Cause it's time to hack
How many times will you scream "I'm sorry"?
How many times?
Oh, you'll be sorry

How can something so fun be so bad?
Doing something all night that's so wrong
Well, I don't know, but I'm sharp'ning my razor
'Cause it's time to hack
How many times will you scream "I'm sorry"?
How many times?

Well, you know...
You can run, but you can't hide
'Cause I'll be cleaving mess when you're near me
I solve my problems with some homicide
You're gonna bleed
You'll be feeding me

Oh yeah...

I only wanted a taste of your blood (ooo)
So I did something like the movie "Seven" (ooo ooo)
I got a hold of you and wouldn't let go (ooo)
Now I start to hack
How many times will you scream "I'm sorry"?
How many times?
Oh, you'll be sorry (Sorry!)

Well, you know...
You can run, but you can't hide
'Cause I'll be cleaving mess when you're near me
I solve my problems with some homicide
You're gonna bleed
While I'm eating

You can run, but you can't hide
'Cause I'll be cleaving 'till blood's all over
Thought you had problems? Well, it's time to die
You're gonna bleed
Let me show you...

They say you can't take it with you when you go
So why are you grieving?
Concerning what you've got,
I'm dealing what is due
So that I... I will relieve it

You had a life, you had a love
But you don't know what you got 'till you lose it
Here I come in to end this now
'Cause it's time to hack
How many times will you scream "I'm sorry"?
How many times?
Oh, you'll be sorry (I'm sorry!)

Well, you know...
You can run, but you can't hide
'Cause I'll be cleaving mess when you're near me
I solve my problems with some homicide
You're gonna bleed
While I'm eating

You can run, but you can't hide
'Cause I'll be cleaving 'till blood's all over
Thought you had problems? Well, it's time to die
You're gonna bleed
You'll be feeding me

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Rick C - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment

What a cutup that Patrick is. Good job, Mr.Mac 555

alvin rhodes - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment

nice job...i'll admit i'm a fan of gruesome movies....i will say that the BOOK 'american psycho" was much more horrific than the movie

Stuart McArthur - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment

I got hooked by "Seven" in the title - a bit repetitive, but nice job MrMac- 555

MrMacphisto - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Rick, Alvin, and Stuart! :) ...and yes, the book was even more intense than the movie.

AFW - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Never saw, or read, "Seven"...but I see fives, here

Larry Hensley - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Never saw or read it either, but liked this parody anyway,555

MrMacphisto - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, AFW and Larry! :) Even though this parody references Seven, you should check out the book and the movie of American Psycho. See Seven while you're at it...

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