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Song Parodies -> "Firmness of Part"
Original Song Title:
"Stillness of Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lenny Kravitz
Parody Song Title:
"Firmness of Part"
Parody Written by:
MrMacphisto
The Lyrics
A Viagra theme song....
I start to feel the heat
With strokes that I repeat
But might concede defeat
While trying to beat my meat
Oh I keep trying
While I am crying
[chorus]
All that I want
Is firmness of part
I'm an old fart
Hard to get laid
I'd like to park
It harder than bark
With the women that I meet
I try to be discrete
My pants have hit my feet
And still it is petite
No use in lying
While she is sighing
[chorus 2x]
(Where's the love?)
It's hard to be with women
(Lack thereof)
Too soft for their forgivin'
(Where's the love?)
Yet half the time I'm livin'
Like a nun
[chorus 3x]
With strokes that I repeat
But might concede defeat
While trying to beat my meat
Oh I keep trying
While I am crying
[chorus]
All that I want
Is firmness of part
I'm an old fart
Hard to get laid
I'd like to park
It harder than bark
With the women that I meet
I try to be discrete
My pants have hit my feet
And still it is petite
No use in lying
While she is sighing
[chorus 2x]
(Where's the love?)
It's hard to be with women
(Lack thereof)
Too soft for their forgivin'
(Where's the love?)
Yet half the time I'm livin'
Like a nun
[chorus 3x]
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Somebody's got the Viagra Blues!
a sad lament...try to keep a stiff...uh...upper lip
Living like a nun??? Sir, this is just wacky . . .
Haha, this might be ol' LK himself in a few years. Good work with a short song, MrMac.
Thanks, Johnny, Alvin, Unknown, and Red. :) The nun reference is a metaphor for celibacy.
I like edgy...and this is edgy
Thanks, AFW :)
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