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Song Parodies -> "Firmness of Part"

Original Song Title:

"Stillness of Heart"

Original Performer:

Lenny Kravitz

Parody Song Title:

"Firmness of Part"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A Viagra theme song....
I start to feel the heat
With strokes that I repeat
But might concede defeat
While trying to beat my meat
Oh I keep trying
While I am crying

All that I want
Is firmness of part
I'm an old fart
Hard to get laid
I'd like to park
It harder than bark

With the women that I meet
I try to be discrete
My pants have hit my feet
And still it is petite
No use in lying
While she is sighing

[chorus 2x]

(Where's the love?)
It's hard to be with women
(Lack thereof)
Too soft for their forgivin'
(Where's the love?)
Yet half the time I'm livin'
Like a nun

[chorus 3x]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Somebody's got the Viagra Blues!
alvin - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
a sad lament...try to keep a stiff...uh...upper lip
UnKnownVotress - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Living like a nun??? Sir, this is just wacky . . .
Red Ant - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Haha, this might be ol' LK himself in a few years. Good work with a short song, MrMac.
MrMacphisto - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, Alvin, Unknown, and Red. :) The nun reference is a metaphor for celibacy.
AFW - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I like edgy...and this is edgy
MrMacphisto - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW :)

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