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Song Parodies -> "Holiday Shopping Frustration"

Original Song Title:

"Rock 'n' Roll is Dead"

Original Performer:

Lenny Kravitz

Parody Song Title:

"Holiday Shopping Frustration"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oooo yeah

You're thinking of starting to hurl
From those rims on that Land Rover
Running 'round, you're buying things
While those goons' carts are overflowin'
Shopping mall *ickheads
All the money on your card
Can't buy a parking space for getting through
Oooo yeah

Shopping mall *ickheads

You can't even seem to find a nice present
While children scream ahead
Oooh no
Caught up in a scrimmage
Where you've got five hundred people seeing red
Oooo yeah
Shopping mall *ickheads
It's so hard to be yourself
When your relatives are filling you with dread

Oooo yeah

Shopping mall *ickheads

[guitar solo plays while the sounds of people
arguing with each other reverberate]

Shopping mall *ickheads

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
no lie....ace someone out of a mall parking space and watch the unchristmasy words fly
Invisible Boy - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Only 18 more shopping days...
Dee Range - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Not to mention Jerry Seinfeld, peeing in the corner of the parking garage...right next to your car. Too true sentiment
Kristof Robertson - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
That's the Christmas spirit, mac! 555
MrMacphisto - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Inviisible, Dee, and Kristof.. :)
Rick C - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a *ickhead :-)
MrMacphisto - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick :)
AFW - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This captures the true Christmas spirit
MrMacphisto - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW... :)
Red Ant - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the scansionally-challenged name of the parody. I can see why you chose that though, lol. Tis the season... 5s.
MrMacphisto - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red :)

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