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Song Parodies -> "A Pound of Rancid Meat"
Original Song Title:
"The Ground Beneath Her Feet"
Original Performer:
U2
Parody Song Title:
"A Pound of Rancid Meat"
Parody Written by:
MrMacphisto
The Lyrics
Oh tonight
This hamburger
A stupid choice
Some risky meat
Didn't taste like veal
Should've cooked this meal
'Twas a pound of rancid meat
'Twas a pound of rancid meat
And now I need a cure
I'm dripping things
Crack needs wipe
I've stained my sheets
For what I've eaten
I am going to pay
'Twas a pound of rancid meat
'Twas a pound of rancid meat
Eat lightly of that pork fillet
Cook lightly till it's brown
I had tried rare just the... other day
I won't rest until I'm... done
[sound of puking]
Tried the fondue
Had some barbecue
Never thought it was rancid meat
Now I'm blowing chunks
Hangin' over the tub
Man, this sucks!
E. Coli... E. Coli [5x]
[2x]
No more Brunswick Stew
No more barbecue
No more fish I'll get from off the street
E. Coli... E. Coli [3x]
This hamburger
A stupid choice
Some risky meat
Didn't taste like veal
Should've cooked this meal
'Twas a pound of rancid meat
'Twas a pound of rancid meat
And now I need a cure
I'm dripping things
Crack needs wipe
I've stained my sheets
For what I've eaten
I am going to pay
'Twas a pound of rancid meat
'Twas a pound of rancid meat
Eat lightly of that pork fillet
Cook lightly till it's brown
I had tried rare just the... other day
I won't rest until I'm... done
[sound of puking]
Tried the fondue
Had some barbecue
Never thought it was rancid meat
Now I'm blowing chunks
Hangin' over the tub
Man, this sucks!
E. Coli... E. Coli [5x]
[2x]
No more Brunswick Stew
No more barbecue
No more fish I'll get from off the street
E. Coli... E. Coli [3x]
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Thought I don't know the song, it's still funny. =D 555's.
Thanks Flibber... :)
Shouldha been released as a single. It was one of U2's best. But then again U2 has made plenty of release mistakesin the past (Stuck in a moment instead of Kite, in gods country instead of red hill mining town, whose gonna ride your wild horses instead of until the end of the world, unforgettable fire instead of bad, and the ultimate, two hearts beat as one instead of sunday, bloody sunday). Looking forward to new record in November.
Thanks Laurence.....
Hey Mr. Machpisto I have a proposition for u. I gotta explain it to u seperately. Do u ahve aim?
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