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"Bad (live)"

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The Lyrics

The inspiration for this song was Weird Al's "Fat" version of Michael Jackson's "Bad". Also, I'm dedicating this song to a certain person on this site who seems to be easily offended by toilet humor. Note that the live version of Bad (from Wide Awake in America) has a different order in which the lyrics are sung, if you're wondering about the pacing....
If you drink and eat this way
You will tear your pants in two again
If you could, you know you would
If you could, you would just explode


If you could throw your formless waistline to the wind
Eat and gain all day
Eat some steak, cakes on trays
Gain cellulite
With no shame
Ninety half-pints
Fill your frame

If you could watch your health
Buy less groceries
It'd bleed your heart away
See you'd lose, lose some weight
Maybe feel light
No buffets

(squealing pig sounds)

You poor fatso, uh huh
And so overweight

You're overweight
Too much eating, oh no
Too much eating, moo moo moo

If you should ask
Whales, maybe they'd tell you to lose some weight
Those tremors rise
When you fall back
Jump in the sky
And pavement cracks
Cars will crash
Collide into your thighs

If you could, you know you would
If you could, you would just explode

Flab inflation
Like this nation
Food temptations

Poor fatso, uh huh
And so overweight
Poor fatso, uh huh
Too much weight, weight
Fade away*

Now fade away
Now fade away

You're overweight
You're overweight
Overweight, oh...
Too much eating, oh no
Too much eating, no no no

Come on now
Bring it down
Such a cow
Slim it

Such a cow
*Fade Away is a diet plan

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Laurence Dunne - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
MMcP, I thought about this too. I think you did a pretty good job on this, I gave you a 555. However, I think others might miss this song and it might not get a lot of votes/comments. BAD is probably Michael Jackson's second most famous song, after thriller. However, U2's BAD is not exactly among their most famous works, even though it is the best song they have ever written IMO.
MrMacphisto - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, Bad is, ironically, one of U2's best. Oh yeah, and thanks for the vote... I think... (looking for the vote?)
Laurence Dunne - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoops, I guess it didn't have it now...
Grumpy Old Guy - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
You skewered two things very close to me.... The recording of Bad on Wide Awake in America is may all-time favorite U2 recording, and possibly my all-time favorite musical recording. Plus, I'm a compulsive overeater who's as big as a house. Nonetheless, I love this parody!
Nunki - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok.. Bad is perhap the best U2 song.. and the best performance of this song is the one that the performed at Live Aid..
Give Me One Good Reason To Remember The Name - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This is probably the best U2 parody for the best U2 song. 555, sir.
MrMacphisto - July 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Give... :)
mike - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
yo homeboy where you been uh you know around you w@nt a piece of pizza? think i got a piece of pizza somewhere NO THAT'S OK THANKS yo ding dong man ding dong yo no thanks really yo eat thi$ man it's good 4 you i'm not hungry the question is are you f@t or what? leave me alone I $@ID @RE YOU FAT get off me m@n $top it you aint down with us no more you aint fat YOU @INT F@T YOU @INT NOTHING YOU @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@INTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YOU COME IN AND YOU PLAY THAT $ICK TWANGER? I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA ROCK
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