If you drink and eat this way
You will tear your pants in two again
If you could, you know you would
If you could, you would just explode

Dismembered
Dislocate

If you could throw your formless waistline to the wind
Eat and gain all day
Eat some steak, cakes on trays
Gain cellulite
With no shame
Ninety half-pints
Fill your frame

If you could watch your health
Buy less groceries
It'd bleed your heart away
See you'd lose, lose some weight
Maybe feel light
No buffets

(squealing pig sounds)

(2x)
You poor fatso, uh huh
And so overweight

Overweight
You're overweight
Too much eating, oh no
Too much eating, moo moo moo

If you should ask
Whales, maybe they'd tell you to lose some weight
Those tremors rise
When you fall back
Jump in the sky
And pavement cracks
Cars will crash
Collide into your thighs

If you could, you know you would
If you could, you would just explode

Refridgeration
Flab inflation
Like this nation
Mastication
Food temptations
Masturbation
Desperation
Amputation

Poor fatso, uh huh
And so overweight
Poor fatso, uh huh
Too much weight, weight
Fade away*

Now fade away
Now fade away

Overweight
You're overweight
Overweight
You're overweight
Overweight, oh...
Too much eating, oh no
Too much eating, no no no

Come on now
Bring it down
Such a cow
Slim it

Such a cow