Names -> New Names for Bands -> B
This is a list of replacement names for existing band names.
New Name | Original Name | Description | Submitted by: | |||
| We*Bitched | B*Witched | Spoonerizing the name seems to be more descriptive | Apparition99 | |||
| Back Street Gays | Back Street Boys | Well if you ask me, they act like five gay boys | Brandy Rose | |||
| Tight Leather Pants | Backstreet Boys | I'm not bullsh*tting, they wore black lather pants in concert last year. .........SAD......... | kat | |||
| Bulls**t Boys | Backstreet Boys | 'cuz they're a bulls**t band and it still works with the whole BSB thing | Talula | |||
| Black Wanna B Boys | Backstreet Boys | A.J. tries to act "black" and have u seen Kevin and his cornrows lately? | gaby | |||
| Backdoor Boys | Backstreet Boys | They are a bunch of poofs... | Ch3yn3 | |||
| Bad Red Pigeon | Bad Religion | Everyone likes that darn red pigeon. | DarkJon64 | |||
| The Fully Dressed Gentlemen | The Barenaked Ladies | The opposite of a name is ALWAYS funny! | Darby Hen | |||
| Fullyclothed Gentlemen | Barenaked Ladies | Well they aren't ladies and they aren't naked. They are fully clothed guys. | Biteme Wokhead | |||
| Jack's Basement | Basement Jaxx | C'mon it just makes more sense | The Real Slim Shadier | |||
| The Beach Men | The Beach Boys | This must be the oldest living boys on record. | oldtimer | |||
| Beastie Men | Beastie Boys | They ain't boys anymore | WW's Sketcher | |||
| The Hee-Bee-Gee-Bees | The Bee Gees | Get it? Heebie jeebies? | Calop | |||
| The Bi Guys | The Bee Gees | There are only two of them left (as of '03). | Band Aids | |||
| Better Than Eczema | Better Than Ezra | Well, Ezra IS pretty great... | Boy Howdy | |||
| Bif Clothed | Bif Naked | She's not QUITE naked. | Shilo | |||
| Bill Cow-less | Bill Kaulitz | Don't have a cow, man! | Rachel | |||
| White Punks | Black Flag | They're all white, and play punk rock. | Whatever you want to call me | |||
| Dark Lent | Black Sabbath | Black=Dark, and Lent=Sabbath | Rachel | |||
| Stink 182 | Blink 182 | I like 'em but making up names is fun | The Real Slim Shadier | |||
| Bink 182 | Blink 182 | This is what they were when they were babies! | Michael M | |||
| Bad Blood, No Sweat, and Crocodile Tears | Blood, Sweat and Tears | It better reflects today's generation. | older | |||
| Orange October | Blue October | Blue isn't normally associated with October. | Travs | |||
| Red November | Blue October | Becuz it ROX | Cpt. Neeb | |||
| Whites Traveler | Blues Traveler | Because they sound like white men trying to play the blues. | Mr. Critic | |||
| Smear | Blur | Same thing, just sounds more grungy. | S.T.G. | |||
| Bony Tyler | Bonnie Tyler | What she'll be when she's an old lady | Mickey D. | |||
| Thank You, Captain Obvious | Boys Like Girls | It fits. | Ryan | |||
| Men II Granddadz | Boyz II Men | The age factor. | Maddie's The Boss | |||
| Kinda Old | Brand New | The were new in 2000. But that was awhile ago. | Travis | |||
| Single Malt Scotch | Brandy | One good alcoholic beverage name deserves another. | Diana Jasper | |||
| Toast | Bread | That's what this band is now. (Thank God and the toaster.) | Bob | |||
| Fixing Benjamin | Breaking Benjamin | You're not going to leave Benjamin broken are you? | Travis | |||
| Slutty Spears | Britney Spears | Suits her well | Saiaho | |||
| Kojak | Britney Spears | Her recently shaved head. | Baby Jane Russell | |||
| Spear Britney | Britney Spears | Why not switch her first and last names around? | Amber | |||
| Rusty Spears | Britney Spears | How long will she last as a pop singer anyway? | Specter | |||
| Pinking Shears | Britney Spears | Lookes like she was holding a pair of pinking shears whilst getting dressed, judging by some of the things she wears! | Brandie | |||
| Twitney Spears | Britney Spears | She is a whiney twit, I just call 'em like I see 'em! | bree | |||
| Bratney Spears | Britney Spears | She behaves like a brat! | Some Person | |||
| Bitchney Spears | Britney Spears | Well, Britney is a total Bitch! | ~Child of Sun~ | |||
| Bruce Stringbean | Bruce Springsteen | He is kinda tall. | Gigi | |||
| Bruce Fallsteen | Bruce Springsteen | His "Glory Days" are definitely over. | ole | |||
| Buttcheery | Buckcherry | Because I thought that was the band's name at first. Plus it pertains to their music. | Mr. Joe | |||
| Blair | Bush | The band Bush is British, not American. | Alan of Seville | |||
| Burning Bush | Bush | Holy Moses! This band needs a Bible reference. | newsong |
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