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Fun Music Information -> B*Witched
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Band Name Origins:
- The band members were watching the old TV show "Bewitched", when they thought it sounded like a good band name. As "Bewitched" was already taken, they settled for B*Witched. Submitted by: NameMaster
- They were thinking of names & recording at the same time (since they were called either D*Zire or Sassy at the time) so one day, as they were recording, their manager (Ray "madman" Hedges) said they were "bewitching" so woila! B*Witched became their recording name! Submitted by: Mel
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| We*Bitched | Spoonerizing the name seems to be more descriptive | Apparition99 |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Oh Mr. Ghostman" | "Oh. Mr. Postman" | Eva Cave |
| "Oh Mr. Toastman" | "Oh. Mr. Postman" | Eva Cave |
Change a Letter:
"C'est La Mie" originally "C'est La Vie"
(Changes "that's life" to "that's the crumb")
Jessica Junderworth
"C'est La Vis" originally "C'est La Vie"
(Changes "that's life" to "that's the screw")
Jessica Junderworth
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Blame It On The Weatherman" | "Blame It On Edele (Fart Parody)" | KatAttack |
| "We Four Girls" | "We Have To (No, No, No)" | Mel Kleindienst |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Oh Mr. Postman | USPS | Kerry |
| Blame It On The Weather Man | Weather Channel | Jaymie |
| Fly Away | Airline | Opinion Girl |
| Rollercoaster | Amusment Park | Opinion Girl |
| Oh Mr Postman | Post Office | Opinion Girl |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Oh Mr. Postman | UPS | Kerry |
| Blame It On The Weatherman | The Weather Channel | Phoebe |
| Roller Coaster | Theme Park | Richard Davies |
| Blame It On The Weatherman | National Weather Service | Opinion Girl |
| My Superman | Feminist Group | Opinion Girl |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Blame It on the Weatherman"
Misheard Lyrics: Standing on the show
Original Lyrics: Standing on the shore
| "Rollercoaster"
Misheard Lyrics: We're not mice
Original Lyrics: We're not nice
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"To You I Belong"
Misheard Lyrics: Beside the C
Original Lyrics: Beside the sea
| "Jump Down"
Misheard Lyrics: That's why I'm letting you go
Gotta jump down You're always around Just stopping the ground OR Just stabbing the ground Original Lyrics: That's why I'm letting you know
Gotta jump down You're always around Just stamping the ground |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"C'est La Vie"
Misheard Lyrics: We graze on leaves.
Original Lyrics: We graze our knees.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Locandez This brings about a strong imagery of the B*Witched girls as giraffes. I thought nothing of this oddity - hey, pop music's strange, innit? |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Blame It On The Weatherman"
The Funny Lyrics: blame it on the weatherman
Why They're Funny: i think you'll find that its your fault the song is crap!
Submitted by: lilly
| "Cest La Vie"
The Funny Lyrics: I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Why They're Funny: Show us, Edele!
Submitted by: Brendan
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"C'est La Vie"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I've got a house with windows and doors
Why They're Nonsensical: Oh my goodness! That's absolutely amazing! Windows and doors?! Utter shock -- can't breathe now! Leave me some time to collect myself from this revelation...!
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Blame It On The Weatherman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Won't blame it on the weatherman
Why They're Nonsensical: Then why waste three minutes of everyone's lives (including your own) making a song about it, then?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"C'est La Vie"
The Dirty Lyrics: Do you play with the girls? Play with the boys? Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys?
Why They're Dirty: He's being asked whether he's straight or gay, and is he fed up masturbating.
Submitted by: Mols
| "C'est La Vie"
The Dirty Lyrics: I've got a house with windows and a door, I'll show you mine if you show me yours Let the fun begin, hey I'm the wolf today, hey hey hey I'll huff, I'll puff I'll huff, I'll puff, I'll blow you away Why They're Dirty: Ok well the first one means she is only going to get naked if he does. And the second one has to be about giving him a blow job.
Submitted by: Mel
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| There are additional dirty lyrics available. | |
