Fun With Band & Song Names

Different ways to look at the names of bands and song titles.

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Literally Impossible Song Titles

"Free Falling," Tom Petty - Submitted By: Danielle
"Living Outside Myself," Gino Vannelli - Submitted By: Mr. Critic

All of the new literally impossible song titles

Remove a Letter From a Song Title

"Freeze Fame," J. Geils Band originally "Freeze Frame" - Submitted By: Alison Runyon
"Dream Bay," Roy Orbison originally "Dream Baby" - Submitted By: Flora Rolf

All of the new song titles with one letter removed

Add a Letter To a Song Title

"(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Baby," Otis Redding originally "(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay" - Submitted By: Amber Wayland
"Shot In The City," Billy Idol originally "Hot In The City" - Submitted By: Jen

All of the new song titles with one letter added

Change a Letter In a Song Title

"Stake It Up," The Cars originally "Shake It Up" - Submitted By: nuwavechick
"Shade It Up," The Cars originally "Shake It Up" - Submitted By: nuwavechick

All of the new song titles with one letter changed

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot," Pat Benatar
"My Aim Is True," Elvis Costello
Submitted By: Wendy Torrance
"I Can See Clearly Now," Johnny Nash
"It's A Miracle," Barry Manilow
Submitted By: Raphael

All of the new songs to answer songs

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be...

Christina Shaguilera
...or Christina Shaggylera ;D
Submitted By: nally
Korn & Oates
Korn combined with Hall & Oates
For cereal eaters who couldn't spell.
Submitted By: Clint Westwood

All of the new combined groups

Bad Ideas for On Hold Music

Chinese Restaurant
"Eat Your Dog," Bad Religion
Submitted By: Franka
Hairdressers
"Split Ends," Split Enz
Submitted By: dizrythmia

All of the new bad ideas for on hold music

Duets That Haven't Been Performed Yet

"City Of Psychopsilocybin Delusion"
"City Of Delusion," Muse
"Psychopsilocybin," Incubus
Submitted By: Atinna
"The Spirit Of Satellite Radio"
"Satellite," Dave Matthews Band
"The Spirit Of Radio," Rush
Submitted By: hamburger456

All of the new duets that haven't been performed yet

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet

Depression Hotline
"Bad Day," Daniel Powder
Submitted By: Zach
Viagra
"I'm Gonna Sex You Up.," Color Me Badd
Submitted By: Zach

All of the new songs for commercials, that haven't been done yet

New Song Names (we invented)

Drinkin' Coca-Cola
"Livin' La Vida Loca," Ricky Martin
Submitted By: Zach
Uptight Girl
"Uptown Girl," Billy Joel
Submitted By: Zach

All of the new song names

Cool Band Names (we invented)

4 Horsemen of Rock
I read the Bible and saw the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Submitted By: lordryan
Stoned Immaculate
I got this of of a Doors song Jim Morrison says a little saying and then says, "Out here we is stoned immaculate."
Submitted By: Vercetti Jones

All of the new cool band names

New Vain Songs

"KMFDM," KMFDM
They talk about themselves in basically every song. But at least they admit it by calling a song "Megalomaniac." The lyrics include:
"KMFDM better than the best
Megalomaniacal and harder than the rest"
Submitted By: Monique
"Soft Cell," Soft Cell
Contains the lyrics: "And you can really go to hell if you give me the soft cell; it's not me, this feeling insecure"
Submitted By: John

All of the new vain songs

New Singers Who Act

Tina Turner appeared in: Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
She played Max's nemesis Auntie Entity in that movie.
Submitted By: Vic George
Jonas Brothers appeared in: Camp Rock
Submitted By: Jessica

All of the new singers who act entries

New Celebrities Who Sing

Drew Carey performed: Moon Over Parma
he also sang other songs on "The Drew Carey Show" and "Whose Line" before he became the host of "The Price is Right".
Submitted By: Paul Warren
Gwyneth Paltrow performed: Bette Davis Eyes
She did a cover of this song in the movie Duets, and did a great job a that. She sounded really good. The film wasn't that popular but I really like the cover
Submitted By: Adam

All of the new celbrities who sing

New Better Off Solo

Tupac Shakur from Digital Underground
He was never in the limelight with this band, now look at him. He's making songs beyond the grave!
Submitted By: Paul Warren
Warren DeMartini from Ratt
He was a sick guitar player, Ratt was a little bit...well, limiting for his abilities IMO...
Submitted By: Yo Momma

All of the new better off solo entries

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics

Kare Kare from Crowded House
It is dedicated to the place where the album and song were recorded. "Sleep by no means comes too soon, in a valley lit by the moon."
Submitted By: dizrythmia
Straw hat and old dirty hank from Barenaked Ladies
they dont even use the title in the song at all
Submitted By: Hefner

All of the new song titles not used as lyrics entries

New Former Occupations of Performers

Tim Finn and Eddie Rayner from Split Enz: At one stage they worked in a lolly factory and were always white when they left due to the icing su
Submitted By: dizrythmia
Neil Finn from Split Enz: Worked in a record store and a hospital before the phonecall.
Submitted By: dizrythmia

All of the new former occupations of performers

New Performer's New Career Entries

Mase from Mase: Preacher
Rapper to Preacher is one of the most unusual career changes one can have, but Mase left the often violent world of rap for a higher place according to his family and friends.
Submitted By: Below Average Dave
D'arcy Wretzky from Smashing Pumpkins: Store owner
owns three antiques shops
Submitted By: Ra'akone

All of the new performer's new career entries

Song Title Space Change
"Is Land Girl," Elton John originally "Island Girl" - Submitted By: Carmen Mistletoe
"The Battle Hymn Of There Public," Traditional originally "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic" - Submitted By: Mae Beam

There are more Song Title Space Change available

Band Name Anagrams
Caramel Cynic He Mom originally My Chemical Romance - Submitted By: liminator
Drab Barren Llama originally Barbara Mandrell - Submitted By: Patricia McClure

There are more Band Name Anagrams available

Song Title Anagrams
"Maine Acid Trio," Green Day originally "American Idiot" - Submitted By: Tiffany Furlong
"Mini-Toad Erica," Green Day originally "American Idiot" - Submitted By: Tiffany Furlong

There are more Song Title Anagrams available

Band Name Aliteration
Casting Crowns - - Submitted By: Edward Genereux
Rikki Rockett - Much maligned Poison drummer - Submitted By: Rocky

There are more Band Name Aliteration available

How to Pronounce a Band Name
Jakob Dylan pronounced as JAY-cub dil-lin - Submitted By: hamburger456
Audioslave pronounced as AW-D-O slave - Submitted By: hamp

There are more How to Pronounce a Band Name available

Song Title Acrostics
"i," Diamond Head originally "Ishmael" - Submitted By: weirdkid106
"WOW," Eddie Money originally "Walk On Water" - Submitted By: Brian Kelly

There are more Song Title Acrostics available

Song Title Spoonerisms
"Hearst Fad Babbit," Vanessa Hudgens originally "First Bad Habit" - Submitted By: Veronica Krumpfelhagen
"First Had Babbit," Vanessa Hudgens originally "First Bad Habit" - Submitted By: Veronica Krumpfelhagen

There are more Song Title Spoonerisms available

Names as a Word Bank
A pint of pig iron coinage ain't copper gorp to a forge. formed from Point of Grace - Submitted By: Edward Genereux
Kooky On Yon Nook formed from Yoko Ono - Submitted By: Kirsten Abercrombie

There are more Names as a Word Bank available

Band Name Spoonerisms
Mandra Barbell originally Barbara Mandrell - Submitted By: Patricia McClure
Myrrh Licks A Sot originally Sir Mix-a-lot - Submitted By: Ingrid McCannless

There are more Band Name Spoonerisms available

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name
Dark Empire should endorse "star wars" - Submitted By: weirdkid106
Wolverine should endorse "x men comics" - Submitted By: weirdkid106

There are more Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name available

Movies Named After Song Titles
"Broken Arrow," Buffalo Springfield - Submitted By: Paul Warren
"Walk On The Wild Side," Lou Reed - Submitted By: MOR

There are more Movies Named After Song Titles available

New Band Names
Nuns 'n' Rosaries a better name for Guns 'n' Roses
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Red Flood a better name for Pink Floyd
Submitted By: hamburger456

There are more New Band Names available

Music Performer Nicknames
Australian Crawl is also called: Aussie Crawl
Submitted By: dizrythmia
The Moody Blues is also called: The Moodies
Submitted By: Cyhunt

There are more Music Performer Nicknames available

Missing Parts
"Delta Dawn," Tanya Tucker
No Alpha, Beta, or Gamma Dawns.
Patricia McClure
"2nd Childhood," Nas
weirdkid106
"6th Gate ," 666
where are the other 5 gates?
weirdkid106
"New Model, No. 15," Marilyn Manson
What about the other fourteen models?
Mark
"The Seventh Son," Johnny Rivers
Who are sons 1 - 6 ?
Lindsay Lowhound
","
"7 Things," Miley Cyrus
Where are the 1-6 things?
hamburger456
"Poem 58," Chicago
Self-explanatory
Mickey D.
"Flood Pt. 1," The Acorn
VeritasDraco
"The Story of 100 Aisles," Our lady peace
what happened to the other 99 aisles?
hamp
"Noise 1," Beck
where are the other noises?
hamp
"Truth No. 2," The Dixie Chicks
What's Truth No. 1?
Raphael
"Funk #48 and Funk #49," Joe Walsh
Where's Funk #1-#47?
Paul Warren
first song on the album, No "The Beggining"
hamp
"Mambo #5," Lou Bega
Where are the other 4 mambo's?
hamp
"The Leaving Song Part 2," AFI
There is a part 1, but it's 9 tracks later!
Hawky
"#9 Dream," John Lennon
Didn't mention dreams 1-8.Didn't even mention a #9
beegles
"Opus 17 (Don't You Worry 'Bout Me)," The Four Seasons
What happened to the first 16 opuses [ / opi? ]?
Lindsay Lowhound
"Strawberry Letter 23," Shuggie Otis
Where are all the other strawberry letters?
Raphael
"Love Potion Number Nine," The Clovers
There's never any mention of Love Potions 1 - 8.
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)

There are more Missing Parts available

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Origins

The band was called Split Ends until just before their first trip to Australia. They changed the "nds" to "nz" to relect their origins in New Zealand.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly

All of the Band Name Origins

Pseudonyms

Vin Diesel
used to be: Mark Vincent
Has a twin brother named Paul Vincent. Changed his name. He thought it was to plain, and had been using his real name prior while looking for work and BREAK DANCING .So he took Vin from his last name and came up with Diesel at the gym while changing his look and size.
Submitted By: Kaemarie

All of the Performer Pseudonyms

Offspring

Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo
born to: Seal and Heidi Klum
What was going thru their mind when they named their kid that?
Submitted By: Candi

All of the Offspring Names

 
 
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