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Bonni Tyler

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Gaynor Hopkins. Submitted by: Bobo

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Bony TylerWhat she'll be when she's an old ladyMickey D.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Scrotal Eclipse Of The Heart (Ed: I sense a theme)""Total Eclipse Of The Heart"Regina Haniger
"It's A Hard Egg""It's A Heartache"Alan
"Totally Blitzed By A Fart""Total Eclipse Of The Heart"Larcen Tyler
"total eclipse from the fart""total eclipse of the heart"bexi

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart,"What?!GlamRockNinjaLord
"We Danced On The Ceiling,"Gravity prevents people from doing this.Yvette Bristle
"Total Eclipse of the Heart,"How does someone's heart block the sun?Glenn

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Hell Is For Children," Pat Benatar"And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going," Bonnie Tyler
"Hell Is Thy Home," Gamma Ray"And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going," Bonnie Tyler
"Dancing on the Ceiling," Lionel Richie"We Danced on the Ceiling," Bonnie Tyler
"It's A Heartache," Bonnie Tyler"U Got It Bad," Usher
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heat" originally "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
It's chilly!
Jess Koopa
"It's A Heatache" originally "It's A Heartache"
Random Mysteryperson
"Total Eclipse Of The Heat" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
FussBudget

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Zit's A Heartache" originally "It's A Heartache"
So it has been said
Jane C. Moore
"Holding Out For A Heron" originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
What would she want a wading bird for?
Brianna Holden
"Total Eclipse Of The Hearth" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Penny Olivia Tyler

Change a Letter:

"Tonal Eclipse Of The Heart" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Makes as much sense as any other heart eclipse!
Renee Sutton
"Holding Gut For A Hero" originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
How does hero give need to hold one's gut?
Jane C. Moore
"Holding Out For A Zero" originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
She's lowered her expectations.
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Total Ellipse Of The Heart" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Naomi Swanson

Recordings:

June 15
a parody of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler
A Game of Thrones parody to Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler. Warning: contains spoilers, occasional swearing, violent death and some hairy guy with a beard
youtube: (youtube/flash)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Holding Out for a Hero""Holding Out for a Gyro"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Holding Out For A Hero""Jesus Christ Is A Hero"JD1611
"Total Eclipse of The Heart""Total Eclipse of The Starks (non Philfy Phil Version)"Callmelennie
"Total Eclipse of the Heart""Several Ellipses Apart"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Holding Out for a Hero""Holding Out for a Gyro / I Need a Gyro"Rich Lyons
"Holding Out For A Hero""I Need A Bathroom"Jonathan
"Holding Out for a Hero""John McCain's Not a Hero!"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Need A Hero""I Need A Zero (The Kamikaze Song)"Susanna Viljanen
"Total Eclipse of the Heart""The Satnav Song"Phil Alexander
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart""Total Eclipse Of The Moon"John Lomain

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Lost in FranceFrance road mapJames Joyce
Total Eclipse of the HeartMitsubishi EclipseChamelienne
Holding Out For A HeroSuperhero Movie PromoDa Phoenix
It's A HeartachePepcid ACkelli
Holding Out For A HeroSubway Or Another Sandwich ShopCapitalE

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Holding Out For A HeroAny Feminist GroupMassCountryFan
It's A HeartacheDating ServiceNatalie Stonecipher

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Total Eclipse of the Heart
   Bonnie Tyler
Young At Heart
   Bluebells
Total Eclipse of the Young At Heart
Normile Richardson
Holding Out For A Hero
   Bonnie Tyler
Jukebox Hero
   Foreigner
Holding Out For A Jukebox Hero
Ed
Total Eclipse Of The Heart
   Bonnie Tyler
Heartlight
   Neil Diamond
Total Eclipse Of The Heartlight
Samantha Wayland
Total Eclipse Of The Heart
   Bonnie Tyler
Heart Attack
   Darren Hayes
Total Eclipse Of The Heart Attack
Ed
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Bonnie Tyler Joseph
Bonnie Tyler combined with Tyler Joseph
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

Misheard Lyrics:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, dry eyes!
Original Lyrics:
Turn around bright eyes!
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a cul-de-sac and giving off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only calling DuPont
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling upon
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around Friday!
Original Lyrics:
Turn around Bright Eyes!

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jordan Martin

Thought those were the lyrics when I was a little kid

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Holding Out for a Hero"
Better Lyrics:
Trump's a zero
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His tweets are so wrong
His silence doesn't last
Just more BS from the Alt.Right
Trump's a zero
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His facts he's unsure
But CNN is fake news
Kellyanne will make it all right
She straight up lies!!!
Original Lyrics:
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Better Lyrics:
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit gassy cus I've eaten something wild,
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit nauseous and and I'm lying like a child in my bed... And I need Gas-X tonite... and I need it more than ever...
If you'll only squeeze me tight... I'll be farting forever
And I'm only gonna make it light... with my zippo flame
Together we can light this, we can make a big scene
My farts are like a bad smell on me all of the time...
I really need Gas-X
My farts are gonna go on all night...
My farts are gonna go on...
Once upon a time I was eating dinner, now I'm really breaking some wind
Nothing I can do, a total big rip of a fart
Once upon a time I was lighting my fart, now I'm only wearing burn cream
Nothing I can say, I just let a big fart
A really big rip of a fart...
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild,
Turn around, every now and then I feel a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
And I need you now tonite, And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right, we can never be wrong
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I really need you tonite
Forever's gonna start tonite,
Forever's gonna start...
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life, now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say, A total eclipse of the heart
A total eclipse of the heart
Submitted by: Alex

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
We're living in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
Why They're Nonsensical:
And livin' long enough to sing about it? I don't think so.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Rebel Without A Clue"
The Lyrics:
Dirty Harry to Madonna I've been learning all the roles
Who They Mention:
Madonna
Submitted by: xxixii
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"It's A Heartache"
Opening Lines:
It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache
Comments:
Submitted by: B1982
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Hold In Gout For A Hero" originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
However one holds in gout!
Submitted by: Jane C. Moore

Band Name Anagrams:

Be Entry Lion Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Be Inert Only Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Liberty None Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Liberty Neon Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
In Beret Only Submitted by: Brianna Holden
Wearing nothing but a beret?

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Faster Than The Need Of Spite" originally "Faster Than Tha Speed Of Night "
Submitted by: Brianna Holden

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"It's A Heartache"
The Lyrics:
It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache
Love him till your arms break
Then he'll let you down
Why:
It has an upbeat beat and is very danceable (a matter of fact it appeared on many shows of the time that featured disco dancing -- including, but not limited to "American Bandstand" and even in discos). But it is by far one of the most depressing songs about a woman loving a man I can think of. Just these lyrics listed here, which are the second verse and also are repeated near the end of the song, would probably turn most women away from loving a man with the fact that Bonnie suffers from her love for a man with actual physical harm (her arms break - poor woman) when he lets her down.
Submitted by: Peter
 

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"It's A Heartache"
The Lyrics:
It's a fools' game, nothing but a fools' game.
Why:
It's a ghoul's fame, nothing but a ghoul's fame.
Submitted by: Lydia Helton
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Tiny Bowler originally "Bonnie Tyler"
Submitted by: Peter

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