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Fun Music Information -> Bonnie Tyler
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Bonni TylerMusic Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Gaynor Hopkins. Submitted by: Bobo
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Bony Tyler | What she'll be when she's an old lady | Mickey D. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Scrotal Eclipse Of The Heart (Ed: I sense a theme)" | "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" | Regina Haniger |
| "It's A Hard Egg" | "It's A Heartache" | Alan |
| "Totally Blitzed By A Fart" | "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" | Larcen Tyler |
| "total eclipse from the fart" | "total eclipse of the heart" | bexi |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Total Eclipse Of The Heart," | What?! | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "We Danced On The Ceiling," | Gravity prevents people from doing this. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Total Eclipse of the Heart," | How does someone's heart block the sun? | Glenn |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Hell Is For Children," Pat Benatar | "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going," Bonnie Tyler | |
| "Hell Is Thy Home," Gamma Ray | "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going," Bonnie Tyler | |
| "Dancing on the Ceiling," Lionel Richie | "We Danced on the Ceiling," Bonnie Tyler | |
| "Total Eclipse Of The Heart," Bonnie Tyler | "I Just Don't Understand," Ann Margret | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Total Eclipse of the Heat" originally "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
It's chilly!
Jess Koopa
"It's A Heatache" originally "It's A Heartache"
Random Mysteryperson
"Total Eclipse Of The Heat" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
FussBudget
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Zit's A Heartache" originally "It's A Heartache"
So it has been said
Jane C. Moore
"Holding Out For A Heron" originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
What would she want a wading bird for?
Brianna Holden
"Total Eclipse Of The Hearth" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Penny Olivia Tyler
Change a Letter:
"Tonal Eclipse Of The Heart" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Makes as much sense as any other heart eclipse!
Renee Sutton
"Holding Gut For A Hero" originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
How does hero give need to hold one's gut?
Jane C. Moore
"Holding Out For A Zero" originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
She's lowered her expectations.
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Total Ellipse Of The Heart" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Naomi Swanson
Recordings:
Nov 21
a parody of "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" by Bonnie Tyler
This is another example of a parody that pretty much writes itself. After listening to the original version on the radio, I decided that I had to write this parody of it.
Soundclick: (MP3)
June 15
a parody of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler
A Game of Thrones parody to Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler. Warning: contains spoilers, occasional swearing, violent death and some hairy guy with a beard
youtube: (youtube/flash)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Holding Out For A Hero" | "Holding Out For A Hero (Gender-Reversed Version)" | Connor Banjoper |
| "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" | "Under The Wing of Z'Dar" | Monstermaster13 |
| "Holding out for a hero" | "Holding Out For Our Heroes" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Holding out for a Hero" | "Holding out for a Zero" | harry |
| "Holding Out For A Hero" | "Holding Out For a Heroine (Revised)" | Tanner Todora |
| "Holding Out For A Hero" | "Holding Out For A Heroine" | Tanner Todora |
| "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" | "Totally Ripped Out a Fart" | Professor Incubus |
| "Holding Out for a Hero" | "Holding Out for a Gyro" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Holding Out For A Hero" | "Jesus Christ Is A Hero" | JD1611 |
| "Total Eclipse of The Heart" | "Total Eclipse of The Starks (non Philfy Phil Version)" | Callmelennie |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Lost in France | France road map | James Joyce |
| Total Eclipse of the Heart | Mitsubishi Eclipse | Chamelienne |
| Holding Out For A Hero | Superhero Movie Promo | Da Phoenix |
| It's A Heartache | Pepcid AC | kelli |
| Holding Out For A Hero | Subway Or Another Sandwich Shop | CapitalE |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Total Eclipse of the Heart | Heart Surgeon | Ian |
| Holding Out For A Hero | Any Feminist Group | MassCountryFan |
| It's A Heartache | Dating Service | Natalie Stonecipher |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Total Eclipse of the Heart Bonnie Tyler | Young At Heart Bluebells | Total Eclipse of the Young At Heart | Normile Richardson |
| Holding Out For A Hero Bonnie Tyler | Jukebox Hero Foreigner | Holding Out For A Jukebox Hero | Ed |
| Total Eclipse Of The Heart Bonnie Tyler | Heartlight Neil Diamond | Total Eclipse Of The Heartlight | Samantha Wayland |
| Total Eclipse Of The Heart Bonnie Tyler | Heart Attack Darren Hayes | Total Eclipse Of The Heart Attack | Ed |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Bonnie Tyler, The Creator
Bonnie Tyler combined with Tyler, The Creator
Submitted By: Megan Tereon
Bonnie Tyler Joseph
Bonnie Tyler combined with Tyler Joseph
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Misheard Lyrics:
"It's a Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics: It's a holy
Original Lyrics: It's a heartache
| "Holding Out for a Hero"
Misheard Lyrics: I need a pita
Original Lyrics: I need a hero
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"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: Nothing's in the stew, telling off lips of the heart.
Original Lyrics: Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
| "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: Every now and then I know you'll never be the one you always wanted to be
Original Lyrics: Every now and then I know you'll never be the boy you always wanted to be
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: Once upon a time, this bitch's frozen and I
Can't get out of here in the dark Original Lyrics: Once upon a time there was light in my life,
Now there's only love in the dark |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Timi Zhuo I thought it made sense, the whole love in the dark thing = a blind guy. I realised I was wrong when I sang it in karaoke, only to sing the wrong words whilst looking at the right ones on screen |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Better Lyrics:
(I see Sheogorath and I raise him)
Once upon a time I was holding it in
Then I really needed to fart
There’s nothing I could do
I had to let rip with a shart
Once upon a time I had good bowel control
But then one day that all fell apart
I felt so ashamed
’Cos I just let rip with a shart
Once upon a time I was holding it in
Then I really needed to fart
There’s nothing I could do
I had to let rip with a shart
Once upon a time I had good bowel control
But then one day that all fell apart
I felt so ashamed
’Cos I just let rip with a shart
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there’s only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
Now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there’s only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Better Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was holding it in
Then I really needed to fart
There's nothing I could do
Had to let rip with a shart
Then I really needed to fart
There's nothing I could do
Had to let rip with a shart
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"Holding Out for a Hero"
Better Lyrics:
Trump's a zero
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His tweets are so wrong
His silence doesn't last
Just more BS from the Alt.Right
Trump's a zero
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His facts he's unsure
But CNN is fake news
Kellyanne will make it all right
She straight up lies!!!
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His tweets are so wrong
His silence doesn't last
Just more BS from the Alt.Right
Trump's a zero
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His facts he's unsure
But CNN is fake news
Kellyanne will make it all right
She straight up lies!!!
Original Lyrics:
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: We're living in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
Why They're Nonsensical: And livin' long enough to sing about it? I don't think so.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Rebel Without A Clue"
The Lyrics: Dirty Harry to Madonna I've been learning all the roles
Who They Mention: Madonna
Submitted by: xxixii
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"It's A Heartache"
Opening Lines: It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache
Comments: Submitted by: B1982
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Song Title Space Change:
"Hold In Gout For A Hero" originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
However one holds in gout!
Submitted by: Jane C. Moore
Band Name Anagrams:
Be Entry Lion Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Be Inert Only Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Liberty None Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Liberty Neon Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
In Beret Only Submitted by: Brianna Holden
Wearing nothing but a beret?
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Faster Than The Need Of Spite" originally "Faster Than Tha Speed Of Night "
Submitted by: Brianna Holden
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"It's A Heartache"
The Lyrics: It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache Love him till your arms break Then he'll let you down Why: It has an upbeat beat and is very danceable (a matter of fact it appeared on many shows of the time that featured disco dancing -- including, but not limited to "American Bandstand" and even in discos). But it is by far one of the most depressing songs about a woman loving a man I can think of. Just these lyrics listed here, which are the second verse and also are repeated near the end of the song, would probably turn most women away from loving a man with the fact that Bonnie suffers from her love for a man with actual physical harm (her arms break - poor woman) when he lets her down.
Submitted by: Peter
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Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"It's A Heartache"
The Lyrics: It's a fool's game, nothing but a fool's game,
Standing in the cold rain Why: It's a ghoul's fame, nothing but a ghoul's fame,
Standing in the rolled cane Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Knobby Tyler originally "Bonnie Tyler"
Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Lonnie Biter originally "Bonnie Tyler"
Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Bonnie Lighter originally "Bonnie Tyler"
Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Tiny Bowler originally "Bonnie Tyler"
Submitted by: Peter
