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Band Name Origins:
- All the band members had been playing together for years and they picked the name Brand New for irony's sake, because they weren't really doing anything new. Submitted by: Burke
Stupid Band Names:
- Something can be 'brand new' for only a short time. Not a good name to keep long-term. Submitted by: Travis
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: brand nizzle. Submitted by: sXsXs
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Kinda Old | They were new in 2000. But that was awhile ago. | Travis |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "The Quiet Thing That No One Knows," | That would happen to be? | Joel Martinez |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Vices," Brand New | "Hard Habit To Break," Chicago |
| "Magazines," Brand New | "Teen Beat," Sandy Nelson |
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Voices" originally "Vices"
Roger
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" | "The Reality Shows That Simply Got To Go" | Jammin' Jeff |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Seventy Times 7 | Math Tutor | justme |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Tautou | Office Of A Tattoo Artist With A Speech Impairment | Punkadunk |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Brand New Testament
Brand New combined with Testament
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord
Brand New Christy Minstrels
Brand New combined with New Christy Minstrels
Submitted By: nally
Brand New Order
Brand New combined with New Order
Submitted By: nally
Brand New Radicals
Brand New combined with New Radicals
Submitted By: nally
Misheard Lyrics:
"Bed"
Misheard Lyrics: Later on in bed
Original Lyrics: Laid her on the bed
| "Failure By Design"
Misheard Lyrics: This is a lesson in pro masturbation
Original Lyrics: This is a lesson in procrastination
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"Jaws Theme Swimming"
Misheard Lyrics: And my body, it reeks like a Sev (short for Seven-Eleven).
Original Lyrics: And my body, it leaks like a sieve.
| "Sic Transit Gloria ... Glory Fades"
Misheard Lyrics: Up the stairs
The station where the axe becomes the murderer up. Original Lyrics: Up the stairs
The station where the act becomes the art of growing up. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Seventy Times 7"
Misheard Lyrics: I've seen more spine in jellyfish
I've seen more c*** in 11-year-olds. Original Lyrics: I've seen more spine in jellyfish
I've seen more guts in 11-year-old kids. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Nic It was actually my mate who thought the misheard version was right. We argued about it for ages. She was gutted when she found out she was wrong! And I repeat, 'Why would Jesse Lacey be singing about kid's genitalia?!?!' [Ed.'s note: Why would anyone with a conscience?] |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Jude Law And A Semester Abroad"
The Funny Lyrics: I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribley contagious on his lips.
Why They're Funny: ...geez I'd hate to be the girl he wrote this song for
Submitted by: hockeygirlie
| "Jude Law And A Semester Abroad"
The Funny Lyrics: I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips
Why They're Funny: Gezz i'd hate to be the girl he wrote this song for
Submitted by: hockeygurl
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Jude Law And A Semester Abroad"
The Insincere Lyrics: And even if her plane crashes tonight
she'll find some way to disappoint me, by not burning in the wreckage, or drowning at the bottom of the sea I still taste you, and thus reserve my right to hate you Why They're Insincere: I feel the exact same way.
Submitted by: ALV
| "Jude Law And A Semester Abroad"
The Insincere Lyrics: And even if her plane crashes tonight she'll find some way to disappoint me,
by not burning in the wreckage, or drowning at the bottom of the sea I still taste you, and thus reserve my right to hate you Why They're Insincere: bitter :-x
Submitted by: wee
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I lie for only you
And I lie well, Halleluh Why They're Misrhymed: Well, it rhymes, but they have to screw up the way they say 'Hallelujah' to do it. Also, all of the band's song titles are way too long.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades"
The Dirty Lyrics: Keep the noise low,
She doesn't wanna blow it. Shaking from head to toe, While your left hand does "the show me around." Quickens your heartbeat. . . . . .You don't recover from a night like this. A victim still lying in bed, completely motionless. A hand moves in the dark to a zipper. Hear a boy bracing tight against sheets barely whisper, "This is so messed up.". . . . . .Despite everything he learned from his friends, He doesn't feel so prepared. She's breathing quiet and smooth; He's gasping for air. Why They're Dirty: Pretty much speaks for itself.
Submitted by: Lizzz
| "Sic Transit Gloria....... Glory Fades"
The Dirty Lyrics: his eyes give her the up and the down.
His stomach turns and he thinks of throwing up. But the body on the bed beckons forward and he starts growing up. Why They're Dirty: 'the body beckons forward' is referrring to hip movements and 'he starts growing up' could be an innuendo referring to an erection
Submitted by: Jonny
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Jesus"
Opening Lines: Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face
Comments: The has already been posted, but the lyrics were wrong.
Submitted by: Alex
| "Jesus Christ"
Opening Lines: Jesus Christ has a pretty face...
Comments: Submitted by: Tom
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Band Name Anagrams:
Brawn End Submitted by: Duncan Moore
Brawn Den Submitted by: Duncan Moore
Wren Band Submitted by: Duncan Moore
Song Title Anagrams:
"Singed By Failure" originally "Failure By Design"
Literally or metaphorically?
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Crime Records:
"Sexual misconduct accusation"
In late 2017, frontman of this group Jesse Lacey was accused of sexual misconduct by two women, both alleged these events occurred fifteen years prior when they were underage, while Lacey was in his mid-20s. Lacey then apologised publicly on Brand New's Facebook page and admitted that in the past he had a sex addiction, which he had sought treatment for over a decade before said allegations were officially made public.
Submitted by: POWERStarz2004
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Any new product
Umm...cuz the product is brand new.
Submitted by: Travis
