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Album cover parody of The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me by Brand New
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Band Name Origins:

  • All the band members had been playing together for years and they picked the name Brand New for irony's sake, because they weren't really doing anything new. Submitted by: Burke

Stupid Band Names:

  • Something can be 'brand new' for only a short time. Not a good name to keep long-term. Submitted by: Travis

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: brand nizzle. Submitted by: sXsXs

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Kinda OldThey were new in 2000. But that was awhile ago.Travis

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"The Quiet Thing That No One Knows,"That would happen to be?Joel Martinez

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Vices," Brand New"Hard Habit To Break," Chicago
"Magazines," Brand New"Teen Beat," Sandy Nelson

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Voices" originally "Vices"
Roger

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows""The Reality Shows That Simply Got To Go"Jammin' Jeff

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Seventy Times 7Math Tutorjustme

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
TautouOffice Of A Tattoo Artist With A Speech ImpairmentPunkadunk

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Brand New Testament
Brand New combined with Testament
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord
Brand New Christy Minstrels
Brand New combined with New Christy Minstrels
Submitted By: nally
Brand New Order
Brand New combined with New Order
Submitted By: nally
Brand New Radicals
Brand New combined with New Radicals
Submitted By: nally

Misheard Lyrics:

"Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on in bed
Original Lyrics:
Laid her on the bed
"Failure By Design"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a lesson in pro masturbation
Original Lyrics:
This is a lesson in procrastination
"Jaws Theme Swimming"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my body, it reeks like a Sev (short for Seven-Eleven).
Original Lyrics:
And my body, it leaks like a sieve.
"Sic Transit Gloria ... Glory Fades"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up the stairs
The station where the axe becomes the murderer up.
Original Lyrics:
Up the stairs
The station where the act becomes the art of growing up.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Seventy Times 7"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen more spine in jellyfish
I've seen more c*** in 11-year-olds.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen more spine in jellyfish
I've seen more guts in 11-year-old kids.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Nic

It was actually my mate who thought the misheard version was right. We argued about it for ages. She was gutted when she found out she was wrong! And I repeat, 'Why would Jesse Lacey be singing about kid's genitalia?!?!' [Ed.'s note: Why would anyone with a conscience?]

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Seventy Times Seven"
The Funny Lyrics:
I hope you choke and die!
Suit yourself
Why They're Funny:
This line just cracks me up! I think it's because it sounds like someone is actually yelling at the singer. Also because he says, 'so don't apologise' just before it. Hahaha, he was so waiting for that apology. Poor jesse Lacey....actually, from the song lyrics...more poo John Nolan! I'd be scared if I were him
Submitted by: Whatever
"Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't"
The Funny Lyrics:
My tongue's the only muscle in my body that works harder than my heart.
Why They're Funny:
I wonder what Jesse means by that...
Submitted by: Suzanne
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Jude Law And A Semester Abroad"
The Insincere Lyrics:
And even if her plane crashes tonight
she'll find some way to disappoint me,
by not burning in the wreckage,
or drowning at the bottom of the sea
I still taste you,
and thus reserve my right to hate you
Why They're Insincere:
I feel the exact same way.
Submitted by: ALV
"Jude Law And A Semester Abroad"
The Insincere Lyrics:
And even if her plane crashes tonight she'll find some way to disappoint me,
by not burning in the wreckage,
or drowning at the bottom of the sea
I still taste you, and thus reserve my right to hate you
Why They're Insincere:
bitter :-x
Submitted by: wee

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I lie for only you
And I lie well, Halleluh
Why They're Misrhymed:
Well, it rhymes, but they have to screw up the way they say 'Hallelujah' to do it. Also, all of the band's song titles are way too long.
Submitted by: wadded beef
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Keep the noise low,
She doesn't wanna blow it.
Shaking from head to toe,
While your left hand does "the show me around."
Quickens your heartbeat. . .

. . .You don't recover from a night like this.
A victim still lying in bed, completely motionless.
A hand moves in the dark to a zipper.
Hear a boy bracing tight against sheets barely whisper,
"This is so messed up.". . .

. . .Despite everything he learned from his friends,
He doesn't feel so prepared.
She's breathing quiet and smooth;
He's gasping for air.
Why They're Dirty:
Pretty much speaks for itself.
Submitted by: Lizzz
"Sic Transit Gloria....... Glory Fades"
The Dirty Lyrics:
his eyes give her the up and the down.
His stomach turns and he thinks of throwing up.
But the body on the bed beckons forward
and he starts growing up.
Why They're Dirty:
'the body beckons forward' is referrring to hip movements and 'he starts growing up' could be an innuendo referring to an erection
Submitted by: Jonny

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Jesus"
Opening Lines:
Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face
Comments:
The has already been posted, but the lyrics were wrong.
Submitted by: Alex
"Jesus Christ"
Opening Lines:
Jesus Christ has a pretty face...
Comments:
Submitted by: Tom

Band Name Anagrams:

Brawn End Submitted by: Duncan Moore
Brawn Den Submitted by: Duncan Moore
Wren Band Submitted by: Duncan Moore

Song Title Anagrams:

"Singed By Failure" originally "Failure By Design"
Literally or metaphorically?
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Any new product
Umm...cuz the product is brand new.
Submitted by: Travis

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