Fun Music Information -> Brand New
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Band Name Origins:
- All the band members had been playing together for years and they picked the name Brand New for irony's sake, because they weren't really doing anything new. Submitted by: Burke
Why the Name is Stupid:
- They were 'brand new' in 2000. Now they are kinda old. Submitted by: Travis
- They're band name says that they were brand new, yet their best singles were released back in the 1980s. Brand new seem kind of dated, don't they? Submitted by: hekifier
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: brand nizzle. Submitted by: sXsXs
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Kinda Old | The were new in 2000. But that was awhile ago. | Travis |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "The Quiet Thing That No One Knows," | That would happen to be? | Travis |
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" | "The Reality Shows That Simply Got To Go" | Jammin' Jeff |
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Seventy Times 7 | Math Tutor | justme |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Tautou | Office Of A Tattoo Artist With A Speech Impairment | Punkadunk |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Jaws Theme Swimming"
Misheard Lyrics: And my body, it reeks like a Sev (short for Seven-Eleven).
Original Lyrics: And my body, it leaks like a sieve.
| "Sic Transit Gloria ... Glory Fades"
Misheard Lyrics: Up the stairs
The station where the axe becomes the murderer up. Original Lyrics: Up the stairs
The station where the act becomes the art of growing up. |
"Okay, I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't"
Misheard Lyrics: This is the reason you're in love
This is the reason you fall. Original Lyrics: This is the reason you're alone
This is the rise and the fall. | "Flying At Tree Level"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't call me unkind.
Original Lyrics: Don't call me a god.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Seventy Times 7"
Misheard Lyrics: I've seen more spine in jellyfish
I've seen more c*** in 11-year-olds. Original Lyrics: I've seen more spine in jellyfish
I've seen more guts in 11-year-old kids. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Nic It was actually my mate who thought the misheard version was right. We argued about it for ages. She was gutted when she found out she was wrong! And I repeat, 'Why would Jesse Lacey be singing about kid's genitalia?!?!' [Ed.'s note: Why would anyone with a conscience?] |
Funny Lyrics:
"Seventy Times Seven"
The Funny Lyrics: I hope you choke and die!
Suit yourself Why They're Funny: This line just cracks me up! I think it's because it sounds like someone is actually yelling at the singer. Also because he says, 'so don't apologise' just before it. Hahaha, he was so waiting for that apology. Poor jesse Lacey....actually, from the song lyrics...more poo John Nolan! I'd be scared if I were him
Submitted by: Whatever
| "Seventy Times 7"
The Funny Lyrics: 'have another drink and drive yourself home..
i hope theres ice on all the roads, and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt.. and again when your head goes through the windshield...' Why They're Funny: It wasn't Adam Lazzara of Taking Back Sunday who Jesse's girlfriend cheated with. It was actually John Nolan formerly of TBS now of Straylight Run.
Submitted by: emhathawhaat
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Jude Law And A Semester Abroad"
The Insincere Lyrics: And even if her plane crashes tonight
she'll find some way to disappoint me, by not burning in the wreckage, or drowning at the bottom of the sea I still taste you, and thus reserve my right to hate you Why They're Insincere: I feel the exact same way.
Submitted by: ALV
| "Jude Law And A Semester Abroad"
The Insincere Lyrics: And even if her plane crashes tonight she'll find some way to disappoint me,
by not burning in the wreckage, or drowning at the bottom of the sea I still taste you, and thus reserve my right to hate you Why They're Insincere: bitter :-x
Submitted by: wee
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I lie for only you
And I lie well, Halleluh Why They're Misrhymed: Well, it rhymes, but they have to screw up the way they say 'Hallelujah' to do it. Also, all of the band's song titles are way too long.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Insulting Lyrics:
"Luca"
The Insulting Lyrics: You could never work well with our group Not with the faults we found So we've fixed you with cement galoshes And no one can save you now Unless you have friends among fish There’ll still be no air to breathe You could drink up the entire ocean We’ll still find someone to be everything we know that you’ll never be
Why They're Insulting: They are telling a person (or people) how awful they are and sinking them to the bottom of the ocean, saying no one would help them no matter how hard they try?
Submitted by: Cal
| "Seventy Times 7"
The Insulting Lyrics: I've seen more spine in a jellyfish, I've seen more guts in 11-year-old kids.
Why They're Insulting: In case anyone doesn't know, jellyfish don't have spines and 11-year-olds are wussies.
Submitted by: Robbie N.
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Me v. Maradonna v. Elvis"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: just for this other dude
Why They're Inappropriate: its not 'madonna', its 'maradona', a famous soccer player [ever heard of 'the hand of god'].. its just two people jesse looked up to growing up... and do any brand new song titles have to do with the lyrics...
Submitted by: andy
| "Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Me Vs. Madonna Vs. Elvis
Why They're Inappropriate: The title it self doesn't fit in any part of the song. They dont even mention any references compareing him to madonna and madonna to elvis....
Submitted by: **starla**
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades"
The Dirty Lyrics: Keep the noise low,
She doesn't wanna blow it. Shaking from head to toe, While your left hand does "the show me around." Quickens your heartbeat. . . . . .You don't recover from a night like this. A victim still lying in bed, completely motionless. A hand moves in the dark to a zipper. Hear a boy bracing tight against sheets barely whisper, "This is so messed up.". . . . . .Despite everything he learned from his friends, He doesn't feel so prepared. She's breathing quiet and smooth; He's gasping for air. Why They're Dirty: Pretty much speaks for itself.
Submitted by: Lizzz
| "Sic Transit Gloria....... Glory Fades"
The Dirty Lyrics: his eyes give her the up and the down.
His stomach turns and he thinks of throwing up. But the body on the bed beckons forward and he starts growing up. Why They're Dirty: 'the body beckons forward' is referrring to hip movements and 'he starts growing up' could be an innuendo referring to an erection
Submitted by: Jonny
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Jesus Christ"
Opening Lines: Jesus Christ has a pretty face...
Comments: Submitted by: Tom
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Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Any new product
Umm...cuz the product is brand new.
Submitted by: Travis
