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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> P, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with P, Page 2
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Pest Control | Radioactive Chicken Heads | Chuck E. Cheese's | Kerry | |||
| Pet Names | Smash Mouth | Marriage Counseling Service | Lieselette | |||
| Phenomenon | Toby Mac | Paranormal Investigation Agency | Chris | |||
| Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | Free Mumia Coalition | HarryMay | |||
| The Phonebook Song | Scared Weird Little Guys | Identity Helpline | Mez | |||
| Phony Calls | Weird Al Yankovic | The Insider's Pat O'Brien's Answering Machine | funny | |||
| Phony Calls | Weird Al Yankovic | Caller ID | Shippy Mandy | |||
| Phony Calls | Weird Al Yankovic | Moe's Bar | Josh 2 | |||
| Photograph | Def Leppard | Missing People Agency | Muzakman | |||
| Photograph | Nickelback | Blind Therapy | i rock so much | |||
| Photograph | Def Leppard | Kodak | BillyBob | |||
| Piano In The Dark | Brenda Russell | Ray Charles/Stevie Wonder | oldtimer | |||
| Piano Man | Billy Joel | Gibson Guitars | oldsongs | |||
| Picasso's Last Words (Drink to Me) | The Wings | The Fine Arts Committee | Jet Seargent | |||
| Pick A Part That's New | Stereophonics | Plastic surgery | Pickle | |||
| Pick Yer Nose | Ani Difranco | Miss Manners | HarryMay | |||
| Picture | Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow | Photo Development | Reb | |||
| Pictures Of Matchstick Men | Status Quo | National Art Institute | Doodah | |||
| Pie Jesu | Sarah Brightman | Pagan organization/Athiest organization | Diddims | |||
| Piece Of Crap | Neil Young | Windows Vista tech support | Bill | |||
| Piece Of Crap | Neil Young | Repair Shop, Customer Complaint Desk | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| Piece Of Crap | Neil Young | Plumber's office | Rock Maninoff | |||
| Piece Of Crap | Neil Young | Michael Moore's House | BadKarma Chameleon | |||
| Piece Of Mind | Boston | Mental Hospital | Jason | |||
| Piece Of My Heart | Faith Hill | Cardiovascular Institute | JohnFedorchak | |||
| Piece Of S*** Car | Adam Sandler | Any Used Car Dealership | gillian | |||
| Piece of S*** Car | Adam Sandler | Car repair shop | DarkDan | |||
| Pieces Of Me | Ashlee Simpson | Operating Room | Joelle | |||
| Pieces Of Me | Ashlee Simpson | Leper Colony | crazydon | |||
| Pieces Of Me | Ashlee Simpson | Iraqi Suicide Bombers | maggot | |||
| Pieces Of Me | Ashlee Simpson | Window Company | Ari | |||
| Pieces Of You | Jewel | Funeral Home | Opinion Girl | |||
| Pigeons | Genesis | Tommy Saxondale's answering machine ('Saxondale') | pickle | |||
| Piggies | Beatles | Mexican Travel Agency | Paul Warren | |||
| Piggies | Beatles | Police Department | Conrad F. | |||
| "Piggies" | The Beatles | Hormel (as in Spam) | Iludium Phosdex | |||
| Pina Colada(The Escape Song) | Jimmy Buffett | Rehab/Prison Combo | duhnees | |||
| Pinball Wizard | The Who | Arcade | Wood | |||
| Pinch Me | Barenaked Ladies | Masochistics Hotline | Gillian | |||
| Pink Houses | John Cougar Mellencamp | Chapter Of Hell's Angel's | Jay W | |||
| Pink Pussycat | Devo | People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) | Yello Jello | |||
| Pink Spider | Hide | Mental Hospital | explodingferret | |||
| Pink Triangle | Weezer | Gay and Lesbian Liberation Chapter | Silverfish | |||
| Pinky and the Brain Theme Song | Theme Songs | The White House | Bort & Ornie | |||
| Piranha | Exodus | Amazon Rainforest Tours | Saltcreep | |||
| A Pirate Looks At 40 | Jimmy Buffett | Copyright Infringement Lawyer | Gonzo | |||
| Pistol Pistol | D12 | Suicide Helpline | jammy | |||
| Pity Party | Melanie Martinez | Depression Hotline | Tessa C | |||
| A Place For My Head | Linkin Park | Neurosurgeon | reteshcekim | |||
| A Place For My Head | Linkin Park | Mattress Factory | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) | |||
| A Place In The Sun | Stevie Wonder | Albinos' Support Group | Natalie Stonecipher | |||
| Plane | Jason Mraz | Airline Ticketing Hotline | tckma | |||
| Plane Crash | The Toadies | Airport | Mark | |||
| Play Guitar | John Cougar Mellencamp | Piano Lessons | oldsongs | |||
| Play It Loud | MXPX | Library | Geo P. | |||
| Play That Funky Music | Wild Cherry | NAACP | been_a_son | |||
| Play With Fire | Hilary Duff | Fire Brigade | thelastaurora | |||
| Playboy Bunnie | Tori Amos | Playboy Hotline | Marketa | |||
| Playground In My Mind | Clint Holmes | Michael Jackson's answering service | Glenn | |||
| Playing With The Boys | Kenny Loggins | Michael Jackson's Answering Machine | knelly | |||
| Playing With Uranium | Duran Duran | Kim Jong-Il's residence | MCSEMan23 | |||
| Pleasant Valley Sunday | The Monkees | Town Hall of any American Suburb | Jake | |||
| Please Bleed | Ben Harper | ICU | Chynna | |||
| Please Don't Go | KC and The Sunshine Band | Divorce Lawyer | Ed | |||
| Please Don't Leave Me | Pink | Marriage Divorce Counselling | Dongquan | |||
| Please Mister Postman | The Marvellettes/Beatles/Carpenters | US Postal Service | XRaySpecks | |||
| Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want | The Smiths | Kleptomaniacs Anonymous | Fletch | |||
| Po' Folks | Nappy Roots | Homeless Shelter Hotline | iceMan | |||
| Pocket Calculator & Dentaku | Kraftwerk | Texas Instruments | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Poem's Evil Page | Rhapsody | Library | ProfessorPants | |||
| Points Of Authority | Linkin Park | Marathon Runners Organization | ashleySTVM | |||
| Points Of Authority | Linkin Park | Anarchists | reteshcekim | |||
| Poison | Alice Cooper | Poison Control Center | tictacs941 | |||
| Poison | Lisa Stansfield | Poison Control | A-lean | |||
| Poison | Alice Cooper/ Bell Biv Devoe | Poison Control | Brian Kelly | |||
| Poison Arrow | ABC | Poison Control Center | AGP the English G | |||
| Poison Girl | HIM | Poison Control Hotline | t | |||
| Poison Ivy | The Coasters | Dermatologist's Office | XRaySpecks | |||
| Poisoning Pigeons In the Park | Tom Leher | PETA, Bird Sancturary | Fbug | |||
| Poisoning Pigeons in the Park | Tom Lehrer | Racing Pigeon Clubs | The Skuz | |||
| Poker Face | Lady Gaga | Compulsive Gambling Hotline | Nathan Elia | |||
| Poker Face | Lady GaGa | Casino, poker clubs, etc. | Anonymous | |||
| Poker Face | Lady GaGa | World Series of Poker Tournament | She | |||
| Poker Face | Lady Gaga | Gambling addiction center | Anonymous | |||
| The Police | Every Breath You Take | Asthma/Emphysema Hotline | duhnees | |||
| Police Story | Black Flag | Police station | KM 235 | |||
| Police Truck | Dead Kennedys | Police Department | Jesus | |||
| Policy Of Truth | Depeche Mode | Any Politician's Answering Machine | crapnel | |||
| Political Science | Randy Newman | The White House | cb guido | |||
| Politically Correct Christmas | Metropolitan Melinda | Berkeley, California Chamber of Commerce | Kerry | |||
| Politician | Cream | Political ad | Bill S | |||
| Polka Power! | Weird Al Yankovic | Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, etc. | Max Maxter | |||
| Polly | Nirvana | Rape Hotline | Kait | |||
| Pompeii | Bastille | Italian travel agency | Dongquan | |||
| Pompeii | Bastille | Travel Agency | Dongquan | |||
| Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me | Warren Zevon | Depression Support Hotline | P-Ropester | |||
| Pop Is Dead | Miyavi | Any Major Record Company | Kitase | |||
| Pop Is Dead | Radiohead | American Idol/Simon Cowell's office | newave | |||
| Poppin' | All Time Low | Alcohol promotion | Anonymous | |||
| Popular | Broadway's Musical Wicked | People With No Friends Hotline | melinda |
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