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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> B, Page 3
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with B, Page 3
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| The Beautiful People | Marilyn Manson | Modelling Agency | ficticious | |||
| Beautiful People | Marilyn Manson | Self-Esteem Support Group Hotline | HIV | |||
| Beautiful People | Marilyn Manson | Beauty Pageant | ray | |||
| Beautiful Stranger | Madonna | Missing Persons Hotline | Opinion Girl | |||
| Beautiful, Dirty, Rich | Lady Gaga | Homeless Shelter | Nathan Elia | |||
| Beautifully Broken | Ashlee Simpson | Sex Abuse Hotline | AVM | |||
| Beauty & Stupid | Hide | Hair Salon | hedi | |||
| Beauty and the Beast | Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast' | Any telephone dating service | ^v^ RAAAAAAAAWWR! ^v^ | |||
| Beauty and the Beast | Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson | Marriage Counselor | Jerseymilkferrets | |||
| Beauty And The Beast | Celine Dion And Peabo Bryson | Any Bestiality Porn Company | ObLaBlah | |||
| Beauty School Dropout | Frankie Avalon | The salon | Amanda | |||
| Because I Got High | Afroman | Drug Helpline | Jessica | |||
| Because I Got High | Afroman | Drug rehab clinic | Lloyd | |||
| Because I Got High | Afroman | Drugs Rehab Centre | Wally P. | |||
| "Because I Got High" | Afroman | Hazelden | Iludium Phosdex | |||
| Because of You | Ne-Yo | Sex addiction or infidelity helpline | Rocky Mak | |||
| Because Of You | Kelly Clarkson | Co-dependency hotline | Diddims | |||
| Because Of You | Kelly Clarkson | Self-Esteem Counselling | Diddims | |||
| Because You Loved Me | Celine Dion | Paternity Testing Clinic | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Bed Of Roses | Bon Jovi | Funeral Home | Tatiana | |||
| Beds Are Burning | Midnight Oil | Fire Brigade | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Beds Are Burning | Midnight Oil | Insomnia clinic | Jake | |||
| Been A Son | Nirvana | Sex Change Operations | Oscar Rosales | |||
| Been Caught Stealin' | Jane's Addiction | State Penitentiary | Legion | |||
| Been Caught Stealing | Jane's Addiction | Winoda Ryder's answering machine | Ezra | |||
| Been Caught Stealing | Jane's Addiction | Shoplifters Anonymous | weyKiller | |||
| Been Caught Stealing | Jane's Addiction | Anyone Associated With Enron | Urban Peace Artist | |||
| Been Caught Stealing | Jane's Addiction | Kleptomaniacs Anonymous | SisterGirl | |||
| Been So Long | Anita Baker | Long Lost Relatives Support Network | lady cutie | |||
| Beep Beep | The Playmates | A Police Station | JesusGeek | |||
| Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out The Barrel) | Unknown | Alcoholics Anonymous | Donna W | |||
| Beer Bong/Drugs Are Good | NOFX | Drug/Alcohol Abuse | kat | |||
| Beer For My Horses | Toby Keith & Willie Nelson | ASPCA | crazydon | |||
| Before He Cheats | Carrie Underwood | marriage counselor | Sarah | |||
| Before He Cheats | Carrie Underwood | divorce lawyer | Sarah | |||
| Before He Cheats | Carrie Underwood | brothel | Sarah | |||
| Before I Die | Mushroomhead | Nursing Home | bbb | |||
| Before I Forget | Slipknot | Alzheimer's Care Home | Hodan | |||
| Before I Go | Mimi Webb | Airport | Dongquan | |||
| Before I Go | Unwritten Law | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Before It Explodes | Charice | Bomb disposal squad | Felicity Merriman | |||
| Before the Worst | The Script | Marriage Counselling | Dongquan | |||
| Before You Accuse Me | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Divorce Lawyer | Bill S | |||
| The Beginning Of The End | HIM | Suicide hotline | t | |||
| Behind Blue Eyes | The Who | Prison for the criminally insane | Death_Zero | |||
| Behind Closed Doors | Rise Against | Help for claustrophobia | Franka | |||
| Bein' Green | Kermit the Frog | ExxonMobil | Kerry | |||
| Being Boiled | Human League | Restaurant | Wanda Pierce | |||
| Believe | Cher | Divorce lawyer | Joelle | |||
| Bend And Break | Keane | Chiropractor | Beth | |||
| Bend Me Shape Me | American Breed | Chiropractic Office | Tim O'Heron | |||
| Bennie & The Jets | Elton John | Hockey Fans In Winnipeg | Catch | |||
| Benny And The Jets | Elton John | NFL Stadiums in Foxboro, Miami & Buffalo | Ryan Harder | |||
| Bent | Matchbox Twenty | Bob Dole's Answering Machine | DJ | |||
| Bent | Matchbox Twenty | Erectile Dysfunction Anxiety Hotline | Jacob | |||
| Benzin | Rammstein | Tesla | Jay | |||
| Bermuda Triangle Blues (Flight 45) | Blondie | Any Airline Company | Genevieve | |||
| Berry | Dir en Grey | Child Abuse Helpline | Mark | |||
| Best Day of My Life | American Authors | Anxiety and Depression Association of America | Kerry | |||
| Best Funeral This Week | Shadows Over Silence | Funeral home | satan | |||
| The Best Is Yet To Come | Frank Sinatra | Tony Blair's answering machine | Pickle | |||
| Best Of My Love | The Eagles | Divorce lawyer | Gopher Holes | |||
| Better Be Home Soon | Crowded House | Missing Persons Hotline | Kerianne | |||
| Better do Better | Hard-Fi | Domestic Violence Counselling | Dongquan | |||
| Better Love Next Time | Dr. Hook | Infertility Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Better Off Alone | Alice Deejay | Group Therapy | Fabio | |||
| Better Off Alone | Alice Deejay | Marriage Counseling Hotline | duhnees | |||
| Better Off Alone | Alice Deejay | Wedding Planning Agency | ObLaBlah | |||
| Better Off Dead | New Found Glory | Suicide Helpline | Jeffrey Hope | |||
| Better Off Dead | New Found Glory | Prisoners' Relatives Hotline | ficticious | |||
| Better The Devil You Know | Kylie Minogue | Church | Cecilia | |||
| Better To Be Lonely | Tammin Sursok | Marriage Counselling | Angel19 | |||
| Betterman | Pearl Jam | Domestic Abuse Crisis Hotline | Jess | |||
| Betterman | Pearl Jam | Wedding Supplies | Regos the Sane | |||
| Between a Man and a Woman | Reba McEntire | LGBT Rights | JohnFedorchak | |||
| Beverly Hills | Weezer | Beverly Hills Town Hall | kevin | |||
| Beyond The Invisible | Enigma | Psychiatric hospital | Kerry | |||
| Beyond The Last Horizon | Ayreon | Funeral homes | pickle* | |||
| Bible Basher | Deicide | Fundamentalist Christian church | Face Smasher | |||
| Bicycle Race | Queen | Tour De France Vacation Packages | WhizkidF (aka Whiz Kid Forte) | |||
| Bicycle Race | Queen | BMX | Chris AKA Dogpunk | |||
| Bidi Bidi Bom Bom | Selena | Speech Therapist | Da Phoenix | |||
| Big & Rich | Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy | Jerry Jones/Dallas Cowboys office | Odie Garfield | |||
| Big B***s | AC/DC | Escort Service | Stobes | |||
| Big Baby | Stackridge | Anyone Who Complains About Loud Music On Television Programmes | pickle* | |||
| Big Balls | AC/DC | Testicular Injury Treatment | brainstem | |||
| Big Balls | AC/DC | Urologist | Mark | |||
| Big Boned Gal | k d lang | Pete Waterman Limited | pickle* | |||
| Big Booty Bitches | Bombs Away | Sexual assault help line | Kerry | |||
| Big Bottom | Spinal Tap | Weight Watchers | kit | |||
| Big Butt | Bobby Jimmy and the Critters | Proctologist's Office | funny | |||
| Big House | Audio Adrenaline | Reality TV | Amy Valentine | |||
| Big Log | Robert Plant | Ex-Lax | princejellyfish | |||
| The Big Money | Rush | Wall Street | carly_carlz | |||
| Big Shot | Billy Joel | Gun Control Group | Kerry | |||
| Big Sky | Kate Bush | Agoraphobics Hotline | KooKooDee | |||
| Big Tears (Mean Nothing) | Elvis Costello | Depression Help Hotline | Karls Junior | |||
| The Big Three Killed My Baby | White Stripes | Automobile Company | Jeff J | |||
| Big Time | Peter Gabriel | Weight Watchers | Ean | |||
| Big Yellow Taxi | Counting Crows | Forest Preservation | Ka |
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