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Fun Music Information -> Crystal Waters
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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Gypsy Woman" | "She's homeless....as she stands there singing for money" - Rich "sully" Connelly |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "100% Pure Love," | And how does this get tested? | Peter |
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"100% Pure Clove" originally "100% Pure Love"
Shelley Potts
"100% Purge Love" originally "100% Pure Love"
Shelley Potts
Change a Letter:
"100% Sure Love" originally "100% Pure Love"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"100% Pure Lore" originally "100% Pure Love"
Shelley Potts
"100% Pure Dove" originally "100% Pure Love"
Shelley Potts
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless) | Homeless Shelter | been_a_son |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Lay My Love On You Westlife | 100% Pure Love Crystal Waters | Lay My 100% Pure Love On You | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| 100% Pure Love Crystal Waters | Modern Love David Bowie | 100% Pure Modern Love | Rachel |
| 100% Pure Love Crystal Waters | Love Is A Wonderful Thing Michael Bolton | 100% Pure Love Is A Wonderful Thing | Rachel |
| 100% Pure Love Crystal Waters | Addicted To Love Robert Palmer | 100% Addicted To Pure Love | Joe |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Creedence Crystal-Clear Waters Revival
Creedence Clearwater Revival combined with Crystal Waters
Try saying that quickly!
Submitted By: Peggy Pollock
Crystal Waterfronts
Crystal Waters combined with Waterfront
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Crystal Waterboys
Crystal Waters combined with Waterboys
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Crystal Water Castles
Crystal Waters combined with Crystal Castles
Submitted By: Sheila Oh
There are additional Crystal Waters Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics: I want it for life
Original Lyrics: I want it tonight
| "100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll be your favorite tea, your favorite b***h
Original Lyrics: I'll be your fantasy, your favorite dish.
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"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)"
Misheard Lyrics: She's horny
Original Lyrics: She's homeless
| "Gypsy Woman (She’s Homeless)"
Misheard Lyrics: She’s wholesome
Original Lyrics: She’s homeless
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)"
Misheard Lyrics: She's enormous, enormous.
Original Lyrics: She's homeless, she's homeless.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Karen My nephew used to sing this when he was little. |
Band Name Anagrams:
Carly's Raw Test Submitted by: Alexis
Try A Screw Last Submitted by: Alexis
for carpentry work
Last Waters Cry Submitted by: Courtney Mears
Crysta Walters Submitted by: Courtney Mears
A Crew's Last Try Submitted by: Bob Oldhart
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Fay... If You Seal Alright" originally "Say... If You Feel Alright"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Ay... If You Seal All Fright" originally "Say... If You Feel Alright"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
