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This is the most recent information about Uncle Kracker that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Uncle Kracker, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Uncle Kracker or Dobie Gray, Uncle Kracker & Kenny Chesney, Uncle Kracker featuring Dobie Gray, Uncle Kracker and Dobie Gray, Uncle Cracker

Stupid Band Names:

  • Sounds like something you don't want to take a bite out of, and Why did he have to call himself an Uncle? Submitted by: Acidic36
  • It sounds like a murderer! I imagine sort of a mix between Jack the Ripper and the guy from "I know what you did last summer". And in his song "Follow Me", he sings, "I swim through your veins like a fish in the sea", which really makes you think... Submitted by: Carrie
  • When I hear the name, I picture some fat perverted guy with stubble sitting on the couch in one of those dark red rooms like you see in 70's drama/sex movies. (what the hell was wrong with the lighting in the 70's?) He's the uncle all the kids are afraid of!... OR it sounds like he's a clown at the carnival selling peanuts. Submitted by: sarah
  • Come on now... what the hell was this guy smoking?? Did he think this was cool??? Geez! Submitted by: Jess
  • It's too rap like. Submitted by: Mike Florio

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Matt Shafer. Submitted by: jo_mankind2000

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Aunt KrackerIf he's married, would this be his wife's name?Fred

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Room in Half,"Are you King Kong?BulldozerBegins

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"The Way," Fastball"Follow Me," Uncle Kracker
"The Pied Piper," Crispian St. Peters"Follow Me," Uncle Kracker
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose?," Dionne Warwick"Follow Me," Uncle Kracker
"Show Me The Way," Peter Frampton"Follow Me," Uncle Kracker
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"(I'm Gonna) Slit This Room In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Evangeline York

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"(I'm Gonna) Split This Broom In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Peter
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Groom In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Peter
"Laces & Eights" originally "Aces & Eights"
Candy Welty
"Aches & Eights" originally "Aces & Eights"
Candy Welty
"Paces & Eights" originally "Aces & Eights"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"(I'm Gonna) Split This Roof In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Karen Smith
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Root In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Evangeline York
"(I'm Donna) Split This Room in Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room in Half"
Evangeline York
"Acer & Eights" originally "Aces & Eights"
Acer = scientific name for maple trees
Tiffany Carriker
"Aces & Fights" originally "Aces & Eights"
Fights break out over who has the aces.
Arlene Titshaw

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Drift Away""Gifts Are Lame"Matthias
"Drift Away""Lifts Are Lame"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Drift Away""Lift Your Face"Blaydeman
"Blue Skies""Net Spies"Agrimorfee
"Smile""Style"Matthias
"In A Little While""Where's That Bloody File?"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Follow Me""#FollowMe"Abbott Skelding
"Follow Me""Wake Up Please"Gari J
"Follow Me""Stand by Me"the bark bark
"Follow Me""Bother Me"Blaydeman

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
SmileMenchie's Frozen YogurtDon N. Ott

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Follow MeLost and Found AgencyLore

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Follow Me
   Uncle Kracker
Across The Universe
   The Beatles
Follow Me Across The Universe
Edward
Follow Me
   Uncle Kracker
To The Moon And Back
   Savage Garden
Follow Me To The Moon And Back
Edward
Follow Me
   Uncle Kracker
Out Of The Blue
   Debbie Gibson
Follow Me Out Of The Blue
Edward
Follow Me
   Uncle Kracker
Up The Ladder To The Roof
   The Supremes
Follow Me Up The Ladder To The Roof
Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Four Krackerjacks and A Jill
Four Jacks and A Jill combined with Uncle Kracker
Submitted By: Old Man Edgar Winter
Graham Kracker
Graham Central Station combined with Uncle Kracker
Shouldn't someone have seen that one coming?
Submitted By: Rob
Uncle Cracker
Uncle Kracker combined with Cracker
Combined Band name is corrected spelling of first!
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Uncle Kracker's Dog
Uncle Kracker combined with Uncle Dog
Submitted By: Joe

There are additional Uncle Kracker Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim through your bangs, and take a piis in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me shine like a goat, buzz like a bee....
Original Lyrics:
You make me shine like gold, buzz like a bee...
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim through your ways like I piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like I'm dissin' the sea.
Original Lyrics:
All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"You Make Me Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me shine like a goat, buzz like a bee....
Original Lyrics:
You make me shine like gold, buzz like a bee...

Story about this misheard lyric by: Eli

I seriously thought he was saying goat instead of gold, even though I had no idea how goats could be so shiny. One of my best friends then clued me in to the real lyrics after laughing hysterically.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Follow Me"
Better Lyrics:
I'm really worried bout the ring you wear
Cuz your family will need psychiatrical care
Your're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
Maybe we should reconsider this whole affair
Original Lyrics:
I'm not worried bout the ring you wear
Cuz as long as no one knows than nobody can care
You're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
But you donít look ashamed and baby I'm not scared
Submitted by: luka

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Follow Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Follow me and everything is all right.
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night.
And if you want to leave I can guarantee,
you won't find nobody else like me.
Why They're Repetitive:
This ho-hum chorus is repeated a massive 6 times throughout the entire song! It just keeps dragging on and on in the end!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
 

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Follow Me"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Dont worry bout the ring you wear
as long as no one knows then nobody can care
You're feeling guilty and i'm well aware
But you dont look ashamed and baby i'm not scared
Why They're Insincere:
Duh. All i can say is Duh! He is so conceited. He is like trying to convince this girl to run away with him because he's so much better than her husband (or fiance). Like every thing will 'really' be alright. Sounds like he's doing a lot of convincing and sneaking the blame on her.
Submitted by: Hayley
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Crueler Knack Submitted by: Reptone
Knuckle Racer Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
How does one race knuckles?

Song Title Anagrams:

"Mole Wolf" originally "Follow Me"
Some bizarre hybrid beast?
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Owl Of Elm" originally "Follow Me"
Lots of owls do live in trees.
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Loom Flew" originally "Follow Me"
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Kunkle Racker originally "Uncle Kracker"
Submitted by: Folksy
Krunkle Acker originally "Uncle Kracker"
Submitted by: MOR

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Ritz Crackers
Submitted by: literock

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