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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Jan Unwin

"Though not exactly the little old lady type, I am a 50-year old grandmother living in the Pacific Northwest. What I like most about parodies is that I am able to combine my love of humor, a natural knack for poetry, and my appreciation of a good pun, all driven by a need to be creative. I absolutely enjoy cracking myself up. If someone else finds humor in my writing and laughs along with me, then thatís even better.

As I read more and more of the parodies, I am discovering there are some amazingly talented writers here. Iíd like to comment on more songs, but Iím not as familiar with the current hits as I am with the oldies. I appreciate all the words of encouragement and hope to submit lots more parodies to this wonderful site."

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Loose WheelLucilleKenny Rogers2003-12-18
Gaining Sixteen TonsSixteen TonsTennessee Ernie Ford2003-12-19
King of StainsKing of PainThe Police2003-12-20
Listen to K-MartListen to Your HeartRoxette2003-12-20
Goodbye Jelly BeansCandle in the WindElton John2003-12-22
Cow Bird of the CountyCoward of the CountyKenny Rogers2003-12-22
Guy on SurvivorEye of the TigerSurvivor2003-12-28
Hard to Say I'm LarryHard to Say I'm SorryChicago2003-12-28
Straight From the CartStraight From the HeartBryan Adams2003-12-28
What it BakesWhat it TakesAerosmith2003-12-28
It Won't Go DownI Won't Back DownTom Petty2003-12-29
Runaway BrainRunaway TrainSoul Asylum2003-12-30
Maggot and MealMagnet and SteelWalter Egan2003-12-31
I've Got to Get a Sausage to YouI've Got to Get a Message to YouThe Bee Gees2004-01-01
Careless PisserCareless WhisperWham!2004-01-02
If You're Going to Ban Canned CriscoIf You're Going to San FranciscoScott McKenzie2004-01-03
Fryin' ThighsLyin' EyesThe Eagles2004-01-03
I PerspireI'm On FireBruce Springsteen2004-01-05
Order LineBorderlineMadonna2004-01-06
Two CrullersTrue ColorsCindi Lauper2004-01-06
Tight BeddingWhite WeddingBilly Idol2004-01-06
Lancing It MyselfDancing With MyselfBilly Idol2004-01-07
Guys Without a PlaceEyes Without a FaceBilly Idol2004-01-07
MudslideLandslideFleetwood Mac2004-01-08
A Big Payday Loan NowI Think We're Alone NowTiffany2004-01-08
Skin Beneath My RingsWind Beneath My WingsBette Midler2004-01-08
Beautiful ArrangerBeautiful StrangerMadonna2004-01-08
It's ConstipationAnticipationCarly Simon2004-01-09
I Love SpammersSledgehammerPeter Gabriel2004-01-09
Pair O' DsHonestyBilly Joel2004-01-10
I Don't Want to Hear You SnoringI Don't Want to Miss a ThingAerosmith2004-01-11
My Road Map is WrongMy Heart Will Go OnCeline Dion2004-01-13
If You Were My Olive OylInvisibleClay Aiken2004-01-13
I Guess That's Why They Call It The BoozeI Guess That's Why They Call It The BluesElton John2004-01-15
You've Got Head LiceMy SacrificeCreed2004-01-15
The BotoxerThe BoxerSimon and Garfunkle2004-01-16
Blue IceBlue EyesElton John2004-01-16
Jack LaLanneJack and DianeJohn Cougar Mellencamp2004-01-16
50 Ways to Lose That Mustache50 Ways to Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2004-01-17
Little Pink BlousesPink HousesJohn Cougar Mellencamp2004-01-17
Glops of Poop On HerDrops of JupiterTrain2004-01-18
Coyote MorningAngel of the MorningMerrilee Rush2004-01-19
Old Wives's AdviceBrilliant DisguiseBruce Springsteen2004-01-22
Make Mine PlainNo RainBlind Melon2004-01-22
Last Night I Didn't Hear the Beep at AllLast Night I Didn't Get to Sleep at AllThe Fifth Dimension2004-01-23
My Big Fat Obnoxious ParodyJust a GigoloDavid Lee Roth2004-01-23
Band-Aids Are FunBand on the RunPaul McCartney and Wings2004-01-24
Open SoresOpen ArmsJourney2004-01-27
What About Brie?What About Me?Moving Pictures2004-01-28
Sharpie GirlBarbie GirlAqua2004-01-28
We Can Jerk It OutWe Can Work It OutThe Beatles2004-01-30
Old Dry Crescent RollsOld Time Rock and RollBob Seger2004-01-30
Rikki That's My CucumberRikki Don't Lose That NumberSteely Dan2004-01-30
SuperthighsSuperman (It's Not Easy)Five For Fighting2004-02-03
Hairballin'Free Fallin'Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers2004-02-04
Everything I BlewEverything I DoBryan Adams2004-02-04
Electric BarbequeElectric AvenueEddie Grant2004-02-05
Love On These RocksLove On The RocksNeil Diamond2004-02-06
Chicken TendersLove Me TenderElvis Presley2004-02-06
A Higher Grade of NailsA Whiter Shade of PaleProcol Harum2004-02-12
Rabbit in Red (Wabbit in Wed)Lady in RedChris DeBurgh2004-02-13
Can of Condensed SparrowMan of Constant SorrowSoggy Bottom Boys2004-02-14
It's Just Sticks and Stones to MeIt's Still Roll And Roll To MeBilly Joel2004-02-15
Quack ShackLove ShackThe B-52s2004-02-17
WatertightAlibisSergio Mendes2004-02-18
At The PotluckUnder The BoardwalkThe Drifters2004-02-20
Canarial GirlMaterial GirlMadonna2004-02-20
Stained YellowYellowColdplay2004-02-20
Spearmint and PeppermintIncense and PeppermintsStrawberry Alarm Clock2004-02-22
Dog's Not HousebrokenMorning Has BrokenCat Stevens2004-02-22
There's Mayonnaise, My FriendThose Were The Days, My FriendMary Hopkins2004-02-24
Dust In The BinDust In The WindKansas2004-02-24
Hello, Wally!Hello, Dolly!Louis Armstrong2004-02-25
I'm a ReceiverI'm a BelieverThe Monkees2004-02-25
Hot FlashesHot BloodedForeigner2004-02-27
The Candy-assThe Candy ManSammy Davis Jr.2004-02-29
The Only Living Boy With Two DorksThe Only Living Boy in New YorkSimon and Garfunkle2004-02-29
Safety PinsSafety DanceMen Without Hats2004-03-03
Everyone Knows it's PaisleyWindyThe Association2004-03-05
SnoutShoutTears for Fears2004-03-05
Census GuyJealous GuyJohn Lennon2004-03-08
Don't Sniff That Dog's Rear No MoreDon't Come Around Here No MoreTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2004-03-08
(I Swear Your) Bum Gasses At NightSunglasses At NightCorey Hart2004-03-08
I Believe I'm a FlyI Believe I Can FlyR. Kelly2004-03-09
Mullet to HideTicket to RideThe Beatles2004-03-14
Bruising My Stool PigeonLosing My ReligionREM2004-03-14
Livin' In UnderwearLivin' On A PrayerBon Jovi2004-03-17
I Don't Like Pigs FeetEleanor RigbyThe Beatles2004-03-18
MethaneCocaineEric Clapton2004-03-18
Flick It OutsideTicket to RideThe Beatles2004-03-21
The Old Van Down the RoadThe Old Man Down the RoadJohn Fogerty2004-03-21
They Are Brown, Those Toast Crumbs In The ButterMrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely DaughterHerman's Hermits2004-03-24
Brucie is a Guy in DiapersLucy in the Sky With DiamondsThe Beatles2004-03-28
Eight Ways To PeepEight Days A WeekThe Beatles2004-04-01
Blue-Haired LadyGreen-Eyed LadySugarloaf2004-04-01
It Won't Make My Brown Eggs BlueDon't It Make My Brown Eyes BlueCrystal Gayle2004-04-05
Uranus (ReBUTTal)Uranus (I'm Sick and Tired Of'Laurence Dunne2004-04-10