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Song Parodies -> "Hairballin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

True story
She's an old cat, bad regurgitation
My husband and I have a deal
First one to see it, they have to clean it
don't leave it there to congeal

Spent a long day hacking up hairballs
And my husband is there all alone
and he's a bad boy, 'cause he says he can't see them
He's a bad boy to wait 'til I'm home

Yes and she's, she's hairballin'
Can't you see, she's hairballin' ?

Did you think that the carpet's that texture?
Can't you find the carpet shampoo?
You're a bad boy who's suddenly near-sighted
And I'm dancing the hairball hop too

(Repeat Chorus)

Don't wanna find another hair sausage
Least not one that's been there for awhile
I wanna see us licking this problem
Not come home to another hair pile

(Repeat Chorus)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   2

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mac - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Ouch. My wife could have written that.
Claude Prez - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
"Licking this problem" heh heh
Meriadoc - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A very original take on this song! But did you have to turn Reseda into a hairball? :-0 ;-)
Jan Unwin - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh! The One-ster got me, now I feel like part of the gang.
Claude Prez - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad ya don't let them ones bother you Jan; I have to look really hard to find any of mine without ones. Here's the song I wrote about it:
Tim Hall - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody and put butter on their paws at night.
David Chrenko - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Here're are three more 5's to combat those nasty "1's" - heck, you've earned 'em. My wife and I are dealing with the same problem with our "Mister Kitty". And I thought Reseda was a hairball.
Adagio - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job on this parody!!
Jan Unwin - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, who is Resada? My kitty is actually no longer with us. She lived to be almost 16 years old. But she has left her mark in our well as the back of the couch.
shandi - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Classic - and I thought that my boyfriend was the only one who "didn't see" the hair logs all over the carpet!!! =^..^= purrr...

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