Hair risin' up - rabbity teeth,
Calls himself Johnny Fairplay
From a distance I'm watching TV
Just to see if this creep will survive
So many times, it happens so fast,
He'll change alliances daily
It's really Rupert we'd much rather see,
But in the game he's no longer alive

It's that guy on Survivor,
It's not Lil and not Ti
Cheats to win the challenge with his rivals,
If he's the last on Survivor
I'll turn off my TV,
And he's pissing us off
It's that guy on Survivor

Face to face - lies through his teeth,
Said his grandmother died
Played the others for their sympathy
For the chance for reward, he had lied
It's that guy on Survivor,
He's the pill of the night,
Cheats to win the challenge with his rivals,
He's that rat on Survivor
With the big overbite,
Please snuff his torch
He's that guy on Survivor

Hair risin' up - from the top of his buff,
What's the deal with his fingers?
It's got to stop now, I've had quite enough
Of this man and his big pack of lies
He's that guy on Survivor
I think his headband's too tight,
Cheats to win the challenge with his rivals,
If he's the last Survivor
It just will not be right,
Please vote him off
He's that guy on Survivor