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Song Parodies -> "Guy on Survivor"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Guy on Survivor"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Hair risin' up - rabbity teeth,
Calls himself Johnny Fairplay
From a distance I'm watching TV
Just to see if this creep will survive
So many times, it happens so fast,
He'll change alliances daily
It's really Rupert we'd much rather see,
But in the game he's no longer alive

It's that guy on Survivor,
It's not Lil and not Ti
Cheats to win the challenge with his rivals,
If he's the last on Survivor
I'll turn off my TV,
And he's pissing us off
It's that guy on Survivor

Face to face - lies through his teeth,
Said his grandmother died
Played the others for their sympathy
For the chance for reward, he had lied
It's that guy on Survivor,
He's the pill of the night,
Cheats to win the challenge with his rivals,
He's that rat on Survivor
With the big overbite,
Please snuff his torch
He's that guy on Survivor

Hair risin' up - from the top of his buff,
What's the deal with his fingers?
It's got to stop now, I've had quite enough
Of this man and his big pack of lies
He's that guy on Survivor
I think his headband's too tight,
Cheats to win the challenge with his rivals,
If he's the last Survivor
It just will not be right,
Please vote him off
He's that guy on Survivor

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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Jude Rodamer - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5!! Right on!!! Congratulations!!!
Claude Prez - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't watch this one but I thought about writing "Guy On Survivor" about Rudy when the first one was out, except that was before I actually wrote parodies. Anyway, fun to read even though I don't get most of the lines and very well paced. Great job.
2nz - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't say I watch surviver, but good pacing through and through. And hey, congrads on your week...
Paul Robinson - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan - Only have watched "Survivor" a few times but the references weren't so specific that I couldn't weigh in. Good work - 5/5/5. See a mention in the "Comments" section about a "Jan Unwin" week. You're very much deserving, I've been checking out your stuff for a few weeks at least now and the quality is excellent. Getting late now back on site Sunday sometime to look around a bit.
B Man - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great. I've watched most of the Survivors. I gave you 5/5/5. Great job! Hey I'd like it if you had a look at mine because I'm only 13 and I'd like some pointers. Go to search and type in "My Innocent Eyes" in search at "Original Song Name". Just write a comment and say where I can improved. Thanks!
Jeff Reuben - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I missed this when it came out. I'm a big Survivor fan, good job.
Jan Unwin - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff, me too, thanks! I think Rupert needs his own parody, don't you?
Aggie Andy - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Niiiiice! Very cool parody! However, I would rather have seen Johnny Fairplay on "Survivor: All-Stars" than Rupert.... but that's just me :)
Mr. T - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great alover-5/5/5!
joe - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff Reuben: are you referring to Survivor the band or the TV show? I, for one, like the band better.
Jeff Reuben - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Joe, In this case, I was referring to the TV show, but I'm a fan of the band as well.
Johnny D - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody, Jan (wherever you are...). I thought the object of the game on the TV show "Survivor" was to cheat, deceive, and betray everybody else so much that they all take revenge by choosing you as the winner of the million bucks. Not. Or maybe not not. I think it would be great if they could get the group "Survivor" to perform on "Survivor". Then again not.
joe - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I was just wondering. I prefer the band.

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