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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Jelly Beans"

Original Song Title:

"Candle in the Wind"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye Jelly Beans"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Goodbye Jelly Beans
Gummi bears and malted milk balls
I went in for a blood test
And the doctor just now called
He said I'm diabetic
and he said things have to change
He told me to get Nutrasweet
It's supposed to taste the same

And it seems to me I've lived my life
With a Hersheys in my hand
Never knowing what to change to
When they made the ban
But I've been eating those Neccos
Since I was just a kid
The candy turned up long before
My blood sugar ever did

Sugarfree was tough
No Tootsie Rolls, No Lik-M-Aids
Estee created a candy bar
And taste was the price they paid
But I don't want to die
So I'll do what I should do
All my best to try to stay
Away from sugar found in the food

Goodbye Jelly Beans
From the old man with the missing second toe
I should have listened sooner
And said no to Tootsie Rolls

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Jude Rodamer - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5 man!! A really solid effort!!

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