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Song Parodies -> "It's Just Sticks and Stones to Me"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Roll And Roll To Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"It's Just Sticks and Stones to Me"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

What's the matter with a schoolboy bully?
Can't you pick on someone your size?
Maybe you should bug a big teenager
Not some kid of the age of five.
Where have you been hidin' out lately, sonny?
You talk real trashy and you're stealing his lunch money.
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the playground
Funny, but it's still sticks and stones to me

What's the matter with the words you're saying?
I will wash your mouth out with soap
Even if you go near my tires
I will hog-tie you with this rope
Nowadays you'd better treat my brother gentle
I'm his older brother and they say I'm kind of mental
I'm rubber, you're glue, bounce off me to stick to you
It's still sticks and stones to me

Oh, it doesn't matter if my name's in the paper
'cause my brother means to world to me.
If you flip him some crap
You're gonna get slapped cuz no one can do that except me
I'm not your average teen

Heard you threw him into a locker
And then you ripped off his pants
In the can you gave him a swirlie
Didn't give him half a chance
You took his money and his new set of sneakers,
Now I'm gonna show ya what happens to the weaker
My turn, you'll burn, so stern, you'll learn
It's still sticks and stones to me

I'll introduce ya to the crowd I'm seeing
This is Wolf and my friend Big Max
Though they might not be straight 'A' students
You don't dare give them any flack
Gonna teach you not to pick upon my brother
Don't you know it's much more fun to bug your mother?
Rebellious phase, make waves, bad days, anyways
It's still sticks and stones to me

Everybody's talkin' that you're grounded
Sonny, but it's still sticks and stones to me

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 5   2

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Birgitta - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan,I think you should rename this "The Birgitta Lindsey Theme Song". (I was an unfortunate Gave ya 5's as it deserves.(Great way to use your words here,rhyming,etc.) TC
Billy Florio - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good
Johnny D - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I like parodies that take a whack at school bullies. Well done, Jan, 5's. I wrote a parody of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall" called "Another Kick In The Balls", about my own experience with schoolhouse bullies many years ago:
Paul W. - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Another great job, jan. Bully for you lol . All 5's. Keep 'em cummin'
Guy - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Bully for you Jan. I really liked this parody for its message and the great pace and great lines. I have like zero tolerance for bullies. You gave the bully institution a good thrashing with this one.
ParodyKeet - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again all 5's to you, my dear. The 5 on funny actually means that you hit the nail on the head.
sloatead - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
everybody's talkin' 'bout these 5's i'm leavin', but it's still a good spoof to me

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