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Song Parodies -> "Chicken Tenders"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken Tenders"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Chicken tenders,
Chicken strips,
Nuggets on the go.
Are you made from beaks and lips?
Perhaps I'll never know.

Chicken patties,
Formed and pressed,
Chopped and then shaped round.
Textured protein added too,
And it comes pre-browned.

Fillet of chicken,
Flaked and baked,
Breaks my chicken heart.
Sure I'm eating chicken but,
I don't know which part.

Chicken tenders,
Chicken ears,
Buttholes and tongues too.
I've got chicken out my rear,
Get a cluckin' clue.

(when at last white meat is real
Darling this I know
Prices will go up sky high
Everywhere you go).

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
you said chicken but, huh huh huh...5's
Michael Pacholek - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
The chicken parodies are coming home to roost, but this doesn't make you cock of the walk.
Johnny D - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Word-play most fowl and nonsensical - I doth loveth it. 5's
Tim Hall - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job!
Claude Prez - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Fives is fives
Jan Unwin - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Was that another chicken joke? (Didn't they used to say that on Laugh-in?)
Meriadoc - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great! Can we dig up Elvis and ask him to sing it? ;-D
Claude Prez - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
There was some fast food commercial a few years ago where customers of "the competition" asked what parts of the chicken were in the nuggets. "Parts is parts" was the answer; can't recall the chain though.
Peregrin - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Another example of a yawnish song made much batter Jan! Merry, for all we know he has been dug up and is the subject of the song!
mac - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Yummy.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
YUM.
WhizkidF - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
M M M Mmmmmmm!
Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan,I missed this-just noticed it in the top 10-congrats! I read it to my husband-we both had a good cluckle. : ) I'm starting to like you more & more. Another chicken song! My hero!
Jan Unwin - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny thing is this song came so easy. I was cooped up one day, had the idea scratched in my head, and just thought I'd wing it. Thanks for pecking it out.
Diva - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute song, Jan!
Birgitta - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) Hehe..cute reply Jan,lol.
Steven Cavanagh - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
MMMmmm, takes me back to the chicken giblets and feet soup I used to have back on the farm.
Adagio - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute, Jan! 5's
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC comp.--444
Johnny D - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Voted earlier, still love this one!
Phil Alexander - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Another one I thought I'd commented on already - this is brilliant, and so true.
Spaff.com - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I picture Elvis singing this onstage in Vegas, munching on a supersize side of tenders, dribbling crumbs on his pantsuit. And I mean that as a compliment. Great stuff.
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great.
Claude Prez - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm embarrassed to say that although I obviously commented before, when I double-checked to vote, it took so I guess those fives weren't fives after all. Great song BTW.
neminem - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
5d. Very nice, though I don't much care for the original.
Major B - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll never look at Chicken Tenders again. 555

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