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Song Parodies -> "What it Bakes"

Original Song Title:

"What it Takes"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"What it Bakes"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

There goes my old oven
There's another burner ring
And all those late night snacks we made
I guess they don't mean a thing
So baby, what's the story
Did you find a baker man
Is it easy to sleep in the bread that we made
When you don't cook back I guess
The heat just starts to fade away
I used to feel your fire
But now it's cold inside
And you're back on the street
Like I couldn't take the heat, yeah

Tell me what it takes to let you go
Tell me where my roast's supposed to go
Tell me how it is that you can't see
That I'm right, without you I've lost
Everything that was food in my life
I can't boil my rice
Tell me what it takes to let you go


You know, before I bought you, I was f.i.n.e - fine
But I threw away my microwave
Though you take a lot more time
You sucked up all my wattage
And my power bill's so high
It was easy to keep all your lies in disguise
'cause you had me in deep
With the chicken pot pies


Tell me that you're happy that you're on your own
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Tell me that you're Easy-off when you're alone
Tell me that your elements don't miss my touch
Tell me that your oven doesn't miss me much
Tell me you ain't dying
When you're not fryin' for me

(repeat chorus)

Tell me who's to blame for thinkin' twice
'cause I just want to turn your knobs tonight
Oh, let it go, let it go...

I just want to turn....

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David Pratter - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Great oven parody - I definitely like it. I have written eleven parodies myself on this site, and I may soon do one of this or another Aerosmith song.

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