Song Parodies -> "(I Swear Your) Bum Gasses At Night"

Original Song Title:

"Sunglasses At Night"

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Original Performer:

"(I Swear Your) Bum Gasses At Night"

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The Lyrics

Ok, I've been here long enough to know that not everyone is going to appreciate this topic. But I've seen even the best parody writers occasionally cut loose. So here blows....

I swear your bum gasses at night
Too much bran, too much bran
Rather leave than smell your rank behind
And I swear your bum gasses at night
So I ran, So I ran
Fighting back the burning in my eyes

While, he's aggrieving me,
I'm calling security (help)
Got no control does he
I hit the ground and say

*Chorus*:
Don't light a match by the guy
With gas; he'll blow
Beware the bright flash - there down by his a**;
(oh no) (I can't relieve it)
Really quite crass coming from his crevasse;
oh gross

I swear your bum gasses at night
So I plan, So I plan
Extinguish all the candles in the room
And I swear your bum gasses at night
Get the fan, Get the fan
Move that fume before it goes KA-BOOM!

While, he's aggrieving me,
I'm calling security (help)
Got no control does he
I hit the ground and say

*Chorus*:
Don't light a match by the guy
with gas; he'll blow
Beware the bright flash - there down by his a**;
(oh no) (I can't relieve it)
Really quite crass coming from his crevasse;
(oh no) (think it's escaping)
I can't light a match 'cause;
('cause) You'll burn each eyelash from the guy with gas
(oh gross)

I said I swear your bum gasses at night
I swear your bum gasses at night
I swear your bum gasses at night

I say to ya now I swear your bum gasses at night
I swear your bum gasses at night
I swear your bum gasses at night

I cry to you now I swear your bum gasses at night
I swear your bum gasses at night

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Paul Wooten - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

HA!!!!! Don't kid yourself, Jan, we can smell your talent a mile away:-) This confirms you spot in the top RANK of parody writers:-) and will go down in the ANALS of pooterology. VERY FUNNY!!!!

Rick D - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm selfishly going to assume that "even the best" refers to me and Guy, so I gotta five you. This is certainly as stinky as our best. Crevasse? I don't think we've used that.

Jan Unwin - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul and Guy. Yep, Rick, you and Guy are definitely part of the "even the best".

alvin rhodes - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

hey, if ya can't be crude with your friends, who can ya be crude with ?...nice job....5s.....hated the original song...this is much better

Jan Unwin - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Oops...I meant thank you RICK, and now thank you to Alvin too.

mac - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

LMAO!

Jeff Reuben - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

This was excellent! I'm not ashamed to admit this is right up my alley =)

Johnny D - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Yep, I know a good fart parody when I smell one. 5's. Shameless plug: you might like to hold your nose and take a virtual whiff of my parody "Candle Breaking Wind / Goodbye Pork And Beans".

malcolm higgins - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

brilliant.. this is what eating too many hot chalupas can cause..

Jan Unwin - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Alvin, Mac, Jeff, and Malcolm. Johnny, "plug" is the key word alright.

Sol Bro - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

As much as I'd love to kiss your ass along with everyone else, I have to say it stinks.

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