You knew that I would get mad,
Your haircut today, yeah.
I told you it would look bad
Did it anyway.

CHORUS
He's got a mullet to hide,
He's got a mullet to hide,
He's got a mullet to hide,
He's got bad hair

You said that hair on the sides
Was tickling your ears, yeah.
But you'd like to grow out the back
Way down to your rear.

CHORUS

Not sure just what that is on your head,
You ought to think twice,
It doesn't look right to me.
Don't you know the 80s are dead?
You ought to think twice,
It doesn't look right to me.

I think I'll buy you a hat
I'll leave right away, yeah.
You look just like Kenny G
Or else Billy Ray, yeah.

CHORUS

I don't know why the sides are so short,
You ought to think twice,
It doesn't look right to me.
Should put you on that show called Style Court,
You ought to think twice,
It doesn't look right to me.
.
Said it should not bother me
You'll do what you like, yeah.
'Course you know you are free
To take a long hike.

CHORUS

I know you don't care, I know you don't care.
I know you don't care, I know you don't care.
I know you don't care, but I hate your hair.