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Song Parodies -> "Quack Shack"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The B-52s

Parody Song Title:

"Quack Shack"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

There's a little black duck by the side of the road hitchin'
15 miles to the... Quack Shack! Quack Shack yeah yeah
I'm drivin' down the Lo-o-ney highway, huntin' for the duck hideaway
Huntin' for the duck hideaway, duck hideaway,
He hopped in my car, slammed the door on his tail, and he let out a yell
"To the Quack Shack!"
"Mine all mine!"- he's greedy, though funny
So hurry up and bring him all your money
The Quack Shack is a little old place where we can brave fowl weather
Quack Shack Daffy, Quack Shack Daf-fy.
Quack Shack Daffy, Quack Shack, Quack Shack Daffy, Quack Shack, bird habitat,
Ooo love Daffy, that's where he's at

He says.. Woo hoo!..Despicable fools, 'cause ducks rule at the Quack Shack!
Well it's set way back in a swamp in the woods,
Just so Elmer can't come and shoot him for food

Feathers in the mattress
Puddles on the highway
Feathers in the pil-lows
Puddles in the hallway

The Quack Shack is a little old place where we can shake tail feathers
Quack Shack Daffy! Quack Shack, that's where it's at! Quack Shack, that's where
it's at!
Lispin' and a spittin', rantin' and a ravin', blowin' and a bluffin'
They've preheated the oven
The whole shack shimmies when beaks go
Spinnin' around and around and around!
Everybody's flappin', everybody's waddlin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to pluck down
Everybody's boppin', webbed feet loudly stompin' baby!
Funky little shack! Funky little shack!

Back at my car, someone got out the hose and it's about to overflow!
Filled up my car, but it still doesn't leak
It's a good thing that I've got bucket seats.

The Quack Shack is a little old place where we can flock together
Quack Shack, Daffy! Quack Shack Daffy
Quack Shack! Quack Shack Daffy
Quack Shack!

Down down down on the floor Daffy! That's show business for ya, Bub!
Frown frown frown at me s'more, Daffy! I don't fear you!

Elmer's - at the door Daffy!
Shots rang - through the door
Bang bang at my poor Daffy
Bang bang
You're fine?.... I DUCKED! Mother!

Quack Shack, Daffy Quack Shack!
Love Daffy, Quack Shack

Quack Shack, Daffy Quack Shack!
Love Daffy, Quack Shack
Flappin' and a waddlin', lispin' and a spittin' at the Quack Shack

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Birgitta - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan-I'd give ya a 10 if I could on this.This is PRICELESS! I can't even begin to point 1 strong point out-they're ALL strong points.Just loved this.Excellent. This is extremely colorful. : )
Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I got a clear image of Daffy Duck and I could hear him "Lispin' and a spittin', rantin' and a ravin' " as I read this parody! Well done! 5's
Paul W. - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Terrific originality with visuals galore . 555 laughs. Keep 'em cummin' :)
Michelle Fisher - A/K/A 1/2 of the Daffy Duo - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This may be your best one yet, my best friend. I LOVED it. Five isn't even a high enough score!
Meriadoc - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
The 'bucket seats' line was exceptionally good...
Rick D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Mel Blanc is laughing somewhere...
Steven Cavanagh - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I love this trend- keep with the toon tunes, people!
sloatead - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
that duck's not crazy, he just don't give a darn...good one
ParodyKeet - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm therioth -- Warner Brotherth really ought to think up an animated muthic video and uthe thith parody.
Phil Alexander - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This one made me quack up... quacking song, Jan :-)
Diva - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This was great! Lots of great lines!
The Quack Shack CB Shop - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey! It's a jingle for me! LOL! Someone needs to put this to actual sound!

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