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Song Parodies -> "Superthighs"

Original Song Title:

"Superman (It's Not Easy)"

Original Performer:

Five For Fighting

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

I can't stand my thighs
Sag down to my knees
Cure for cellulite
Has evaded me

Not thin like Big Bird...more like a Great Dane
More like a mass of flesh you can't constrain
It's not easy with my knees

I wish it'd go away
Fat around my knees
Find a way to pay
For some liposurgery

It may sound insane ...don't mean to astound
But my skin droops like a Bassett Hound
I've made myself plain...but shall I expound?
When I walk my thighs make clapping sounds
It's not easy with my knees

Suck, suck, it away...away from me
It's not right...I can't take it one more night
Going crazy...and everything...

I'm going in today
For a remedy
Girls weren't meant to live
With bags between their knees

I'm only a girl underneath this white sheet
Having this surgery to feed my conceit
Only a girl excited to be
Having this extra fat sucked out of me
Right out of me
Out of me
Yeah, out of me
Sucked out of me

You've taken too much!
Oh I'm in such pain!
Now I'm looking
Like a whooping crane

Please put some back in
Don't mind cottage cheese
its not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...
Its not easy with my knees

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Happy belated Jan Unwin Appreciation Week. "My skin droops like a Basset Hound." Heh heh.
Ethan Mawyer - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
why has hardly anyone voted on this yet the song? Have you all been under your rock for that long?
Jan Unwin - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks! I was beginning to think it was going to stay a big fat ZERO.
sloatead - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
it's more than a four, i give you a five, so this song's still very much alive, and it's not easy, to get threes

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