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Song Parodies -> "Gaining Sixteen Tons"

Original Song Title:

"Sixteen Tons"

Original Performer:

Tennessee Ernie Ford

Parody Song Title:

"Gaining Sixteen Tons"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

I was born one mornin' , weighed 25 pounds
I picked up my bottle, ate the clock around
Gained 10 more pounds that day, I did
And when I went to bed, I broke my crib


You gain Sixteen Tons, and what comes of that?
Another inch wider, and bigger, and fat
Weight Watchers don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the grocery store

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Now years later it is much the same
"All You Can Eat" is my middle name
Ronald McDonald is a friend of mine
And at drive-through windows I'll be first in line

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See me comin' better step aside
A lot of men died cuz I'm might wide
I got one fist of blubber and the other of fat
And if they don't get you, I'll squish you flat

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Born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
Picked up a fork and worked it overtime
I gained Sixteen Tons of number one blubber
And when I fall, it bounces like rubber

Repeat Chorus

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