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Song Parodies -> "Brucie is a Guy in Diapers"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Brucie is a Guy in Diapers"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

I once read about a strange kind of fetish
Maybe I saw it on the Springer Show
300-pound man, a tablecloth diaper
And no he was not a Sumo

Wearing a bib colored yellow and green
Has rubber sheets on his bed
Look for the guy with his bum powered dry
And he's long

Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers

Likes to be babied and nursed by his "mommy"
Spankings and enemas, they satisfy
Mommy just smiles as he fills up his diaper
That tents so incredibly high

Now he is crawling there down on the floor
Cooing and babbling away
He's climbing out of his huge plastic pants
And they're gone

Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers

These adult babies are now known as A.Bs
Then even have Web sites and clubs of their own
I don't want to buy diaper cream by the gallon
I'm glad that my husband acts grown

Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers
Brucie is a guy in diapers...

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   3

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2nz - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I was snagged by the title right away. 'And no he was not a Sumo' was my favorite line. A bit much info about Brucie, but really good job, Jan.
Guy - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this for real? I've heard of some weird fetishes but this one takes the "caked". I could not imagine dealing with a table cloth diaper on a full grown man. This is just so socially redeeming. I am so glad that you did not post the URL of that website. This parody is certainly a candidate for a room full of toilets, if only the subject person could learn how to use one. Well done. This was one cooly gross parody. It deserves the 5s I gave it.
Floyd's Garage - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Believe it or not I knew a girl who was into this. I enjoyed spanking her, and it was cool that she took it anally, but the downside was changing her diaper and putting powder on her bottom. That was a little disturbing. She lives in Georgia.
Jan Unwin - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I did a bit of research to write the parody, and yep, it's real. I exaggerated on the tablecloth for the sake of humor but there are places that sell diapers (for the D.Ls - Diaper Lovers) as well as adult baby clothing. There are even services that will match Adult Babies who are looking for "Mommys". I first learned about it on Jerry Springer, which is not surprising.
Paul Robinson - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan - takes the remark about "being Pampered" to a whole new level, doesn't it. Great parody. 5's, of course. Yeah, Guy's comments bring up a disgusting point also, Jan, do the 'AB's" "pamper" themselves or is there someone with the "task" (or perhaps 'Preference'??- YUCK) of doing the powdering and diapering? OH Wait, I see your remark about "Mommy's" for the "AB's". OY! Say, Floyd, does living in Georgia have any connection to the rest of your story or is it just an added note? It sounds like you could have found one of those "Mommy's" and turned it into an "assembly-line" type of thing, you know , "Stroke 'em/Poke 'em/Powder 'em/Diaper 'em"...It must be Fetish Day here on "amiright"...saw another on S&M just before this.
John Jenkins - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, Jan. Your outstanding "research" gives us another indication that fact is stranger than fiction.
Adagio - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
My gosh!! What will people think of next? Good bit of research, Jan. Did you just google in 'fetish'? lol Lot of great lines.
alvin rhodes - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
this one cracked me up....extra funny cause my boss is named bruce...5s
Agrimorfee - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a wrap! Off in some pacing IMHO, 455.
baby jenny - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I am an adult baby i am inconvenit and my girlfriend came up with the ideal of turning me back into an adult baby i see nothing wrong with it a lot of people regress back into a baby do to them wanting to relieve every day pressure or they were diapered past normal diapering possibly through there teenage years or they had a harsh upbringing to find out more go to and look up the mommy manual it will help you understand gagagoogoo

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