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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle

It was a stark and dorm-y night at the girls' school; the rain fell in Torrance (California), not on the plain in Spain, except at perfect fifth intervals, when it was Chucked by a violinist's gust of wind which swept out the pits (for it is in Lesbos that obscene lies), rattling the thongs and tube-tops, and fiercely aggravating the pantied dame and the tramps that snuggled against his hardness.

Suddenly, a slut ran out!

"You? Ewe? Ewww!" she shrieked, unwilling to wear the woolen ware.

Thus, like two quips passing in the night, their Foghorn Leghorns roosting in the chicken coop, cutting the fog-thick pea soup with their mournful moans, they sailed off between (Pri-)Scylla and Charyb(bean)dis, dissing Odysseus, Zeus, Seuss, and Seuss yer old man, until one day, at the Apollo theater, the Fates brought them together, took their Clotho-ff, Aphrodite aphrodisiacked them, Hymen de-parted, Hera shout of ecstasy, and Parody was born.

The first paragraph was our little satire of the (rather long) opening sentence of the novel, "Paul Clifford", by Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton, whose opening phrase, "It was a dark and stormy night", has become famous in pop culture.

The second paragraph was a satire of the character, "Snoopy", from the comic strip, "Peanuts"®, whose novels often started with, "It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out!". The third: TT's dozen or so solo sheep encounters of the parodic kind. The fourth is a bag of mixed-up metaphors, from Greek mythology to cartoon characters, recounting our joining forces. Overall, a good warning of what kind(s) of humor to expect. Or to paraphrase Dante's "Inferno", "Abandon all hope, ye who read below." But we hope you enjoy!

Each of us also writes and posts individually. Please see the respective pages for Fiddlegirl and for Tommy Turtle. E-mail:

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
The Great OverspenderThe Great PretenderThe Platters2009-08-25
The Kids In Low-RiseAmerican PieDon McLean2009-08-26
The Night Ted Drove, Kopechne DrownedThe Night They Drove Old Dixie DownThe Band2009-08-30
ChappaquiddickFrère JacquesTraditional2009-08-30
Can't Get Accustomed to His PaceI've Grown Accustomed to Her Face"My Fair Lady" score2009-08-31
Can't Get Accustomed to His PaceI've Grown Accustomed to Her FaceRex Harrison2009-08-31
Ode To Mary Jo (Kopechne)Ode To Billy JoeBobbie Gentry2009-08-31
I'm Over-Shtupped in Every PlaceI've Grown Accustomed to Her FaceMy Fair Lady original score2009-09-01
Massachusetts (Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.)MassachusettsBee Gees2009-09-01
We Were De-Pantsed All NightI Could Have Danced All NightMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Lowe2009-09-03
Why Can't Musicians Get Their Parodies To Pace? ("My Fair Fiddlegirl")Why Can't The English?My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-09-29
Wouldn't It Be Loverly? ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 2 of 16)Wouldn't It Be Loverly?My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-09-29
Let A Woman In Your Write ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 3 of 16)I'm An Ordinary Man (Let A Woman In Your Life)My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-09-30
With A Little Bit Of Luck ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 4 of 16)With A Little Bit Of LuckMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-09-30
Just You Wait, Tommy Turtle ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 5 of 16)Just You WaitMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-01
Poor Professor Turtle ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 6 of 16)Servant's Chorus (Poor Professor Higgins)My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-01
We Were De-Pantsed All Night ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 8 of 16)I Could Have Danced All NightMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-04
To Reign, Hussein Must Plainly Beat The Dame (My Fair Fiddlegirl 7/16)The Rain in SpainMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-04
Ass Hot To Trot ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 9 of 16)Ascot GavotteMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-05
On The Beach Where He Lives ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 10 of 16)On The Street Where You LiveMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-05
Blow Me ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 12 of 16)Show MeMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-06
You Did It ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 11 of 16)You Did ItMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-06
Why Can't The Fiddle Be More Like I Am? ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', 14/16)A Hymn To Him/Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A ManMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-07
Let Me Do My Own Darn Rhyme ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 13 of 16)Get Me To The Church On TimeMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-07
I've Grown Accustomed To His Pace ('My Fair Fiddlegirl' Scene 16 of 16I've Grown Accustomed To Her FaceMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-08
My Fair Fiddlegirl (Entire Play On One Page)My Fair LadyMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-08
Without You ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 15 of 16)Without YouMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe2009-10-08
Something StupidSomething StupidFrank & Nancy Sinatra2009-10-27
Fun Writes; Puns SetSunrise, SunsetFiddler On The Roof: J. Stein, S. Harnick, J. Bock2009-10-27
I Cain't Pee, BabeIt Ain't Me, BabeThe Turtles2009-11-03
My Bravery, Dings (Street Racing)My Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2009-11-03
Snappy In LeatherHappy TogetherThe Turtles2009-11-04
Spurn And Frown, FG: MeTurn Around, Look At MeThe Vogues2009-11-04
Reds' Berlin Wall (20th Anniversary Of The Fall Of The Wall)Red Rubber BallThe Cyrkle2009-11-09
Ewes Are Every FlingYou Are EverythingThe Stylistics2009-11-23
Who Put The 'Lamb' In The Wham-Bam-Ma'am-Lamb Ding-Dong?Who Put The Bomp?Barry Mann2009-12-01
Happy Together (But Separate And Distinct)Happy TogetherThe Turtles2009-12-02
‘Bama, BabySanta BabyEartha Kitt2009-12-08
Silver Tells (And "Outs" The Lone Ranger)Silver BellsJay Livingston and Ray Evans2009-12-08
Econ 101 Turtle: TTWhat A Wonderful World (This Would Be)Herman’s Hermits2009-12-15
American Pie Shrinks As More Slices Handed OutAmerican PieDon McLean2009-12-15
Mix Dusty Springfield; Hamlet, TooI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2009-12-16
Thanks for the MiseryThanks for the MemoryBob Hope2009-12-16
Frosty, The 'Snow' ManFrosty, The SnowmanGene Autry2010-01-06
Rudolph, The Red-Nosed ReindeerRudolph, The Red-Nosed ReindeerGene Autry2010-01-06
Mix Dusty Springfield; Rome-O (And Juliet)I Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2010-01-07
Dusty's On Our Minds (Shakespeare, Too)You Were On My MindWe Five2010-01-07
A Cow, My Love?What Now, My LoveRoy Orbison2010-01-12
What Cow, My Love!What Now, My LoveRoy Orbison2010-01-12
46 Years (One Senator Held The Seat)96 Tears? & The Mysterians2010-01-20
Spiffy, Spiffy Shakes(peare)Hippy Hippy ShakeSwinging Blue Jeans2010-01-20
Mix Dusty Springfield; Mac-Beth, TooI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2010-01-20
Bee in Bonnet (US Income Tax [Part II (B), Sec. iii (d), para. 5 (f)]Easter BonnetIrving Berlin2010-01-21
Darn It! Levying Me! (US Income Tax)Sonnet 73William Shakespeare2010-01-21
The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships (Helen Of Troy)I Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2010-01-25
Freeze The Dough (Obama State Of The Union Address)Let it SnowSammy Cahn and Jule Styne2010-01-25
State o' th' Union (2010 Version)Western UnionFive Americans2010-01-26
Do You Believe In Magic? (Obama's Budget Proposal)Do You Believe In MagicThe Lovin' Spoonful2010-02-03
Where's My Health Care Plan?Where Do I Begin? (Theme From 'Love Story')Andy Williams2010-02-03
The Circles That You'll Find In Hell (Dante's 'Inferno')I Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2010-02-04
Where'd I Hide The Gin? (version 1)Where Do I Begin? (Theme From 'Love Story')Andy Williams2010-02-10
Where'd You Hide the Gin? (version A)Where Do I Begin? (Theme from 'Love Story')Andy Williams2010-02-10
We Romans Needed Caesar's Rule (Mark Antony's Funeral Oration)I Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2010-02-11
When Do I Begin (This Parody Concept, Already?)Where Do I Begin (Theme From 'Love Story')Andy Williams2010-02-11
1,000,001 (Songs Posted By FG/TT)A Million To OneJimmy Charles2010-02-17
Christie Marie M.It's Now Or NeverElvis Presley2010-02-17
Capitol HillBlueberry HilFats Domino2010-02-18
Apolo OhnoIt's Now Or NeverElvis Presley2010-02-22
Yay, Vonn! (Olympic Skier Lindsey)Rave OnBuddy Holly2010-02-22
Shaun White, Showboat (Olympic Snowboard Halfpipe Champ)A White Sport CoatMarty Robbins2010-02-23
Tweaked Red's Pique (Figure Skater Evan Lysacek)Cheek to CheekIrving Berlin2010-02-23
Everybody Loves ZambonisEverybody Loves SomebodyDean Martin2010-02-25
Sven (Kramer - 'Wrong-Lane' Olympic Speedskater)BenMichael Jackson2010-02-25
Americans Fly (2010 Winter Olympics)American PieDon McLean2010-02-28
(It's a) B*tch To Spill Wine, Man!Wichita LinemanGlen Campbell2010-03-01
Ewes Were On My MindYou Were On My MindWe Five2010-03-01
Bleach, BabyBeach BabyThe First Class2010-03-02
OxiClean™YesterdayThe Beatles2010-03-03
Dawn™ (Make This Pay)Dawn (Go Away)The Four Seasons2010-03-04
No Pride!Rawhide!Frankie Laine2010-03-04
Both Bytes Now (How Computers Work - For *NON*-Geeks)Both Sides NowJudy Collins2010-03-09
ChuckyGYesterdayThe Beatles2010-03-10
MandateMandyBarry Manilow2010-03-10
I Went To Hex From TwoI Put A Spell On YouScreamin' Jay Hawkins2010-03-11
Orlando (FL) (ABBA Hall Of Fame Induction Tribute, Vol. II)FernandoABBA2010-03-14
ABBA, Wooh! (Hall Of Fame Induction Tribute, Vol. I)WaterlooABBA2010-03-14
Band Man Boogie (Old Man Ribber Tribute)Bandstand BoogieBarry Manilow2010-03-15
Chick-Pea Pita (ABBA Hall Of Fame Induction Tribute, Vol. III)ChiquititaABBA2010-03-15
Thank You for the Glue Sticks (ABBA Hall Of Fame Tribute, Vol. V)Thank You for the MusicABBA2010-03-17
The Loser Takes It All (Y2k POTUS) (ABBA Hall Of Fame Tribute Vol. VI)The Winner Takes It AllABBA2010-03-17
Be Mighty Swell: Change Things In NovemberIt Might As Well Rain Until SeptemberCarole King2010-08-31
Bye Bye Dems (US 2010 Mid-Term Elections)Bye Bye LoveThe Everly Brothers2010-11-05
Olbermann (Keith - Quit/Fired From MSNBC)GalvestonGlen Campbell2011-01-24
I Am The Very Model Of A Mod'rate Centrist Democrat (Obama)I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2011-01-31
Egypt Loves Me (Hosni Mubarak)Jesus Loves MeTraditional / Anna Bartlett Warner2011-01-31
Packers (Super Bowl XLV)PatchesDickey Lee2011-02-07
How Do We Find A Job in Saint Lucia?How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?Rodgers & Hammerstein2011-02-10
'Sama's Lonely; Gotta Come (OBL's Captured Porn Collection)Mama Told Me (Not to Come)Three Dog Night2011-05-16
The Scene's Grim (Libya and Moammar Gadhafi)Marine's Hymn (United States Marine Corps)Traditional (Author unknown Marine)2011-05-16
Poor Me!Born FreeAndy Williams2011-09-20
Green Deals (Solyndra™ Bankruptcy)Green FieldsThe Brothers Four2011-09-20
Sexual HarassmentSome Enchanted EveningSouth Pacific / Rodgers and Hammerstein2012-02-10
Summer WhineSummer WineNancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood2012-08-24