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Song Parodies -> "We Were De-Pantsed All Night"
Original Song Title:
"I Could Have Danced All Night"
Original Performer:
My Fair Lady: Lerner / Lowe
Parody Song Title:
"We Were De-Pantsed All Night"
Parody Written by:
Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
FG:
Bed! Bed! Spent all night long in bed!
Gave head, love bites, and then I sent him down
Sheep? Sheep?
He gave up sheep tonight
No more does he drool at woolen mound!
We were de-pantsed all night
We nudely pranced all night
On bed, or on the floor
We did a thousand things
We wore out all the springs
No, never did we bore
I don't know just why so much lust, inciting
Perhaps because, Shakespeare, recite
I only know when he
Made real romance with me
I could have stayed de-pantsed
All night!
NEIGHBORS:
It's after two now
List'ning to you now
We'd rather sleep instead
TT:
We were entranced all night
My pole was stanced all night
Allure: a lure: amor
I played the Fiddle's strings
Each felt as though had wings
Off balcony, could soar
I'm all aglow; why find her so inviting?
Perhaps 'cause puns, pens partner, bright
I only know when she
Allowed advance from me
Admission grants, my lance
All night!
NEIGHBORS:
Would you shut up, please?
More quiet shtup, please?
We'd like to get some sleep
FG and TT in unison, so to speak :)
Each other: glanced all night
Did things from France all night
Hardcore rapport galore
All these "em-bed-ded" flings
Such climax grand, it brings
Tomorrow, we'll be sore
Above, below; all parts are so delighting
As all the fireworks ignite
We only know when we
Combined FG, TT
We took a chance; enhanced:
Our write!
© 2009 Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
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Still "fiddlin" around on a hard shell I see, but it leads to great parodies!
Oh Fiddlegirl, he has corrupted you completely. But the parodies are flippin' funny! ;-D
By Jove, Pickering, it;s about time someone put the lab(ia) and bor(e) back in 'collaboration' where they be-long!
Top notch ram'poonery you two, littorally *oozes* of thick Cockney and "stiff-upper'isms"!!
Imagined 'bridge' dialogue:
FG: "Move yer bloomin' arse, TT!"
TT: "Your swain sustains a cane that never wanes!"
FG: "In humerous hanky' n' humping, handymen har'poon harlots!"
TT: "Enough you unpaceful wench! Now, bring me my slippers!"
FG: "All *four* of them?"
!!!
I can visualize the dancing around in this one; very well done. I wonder if this works - let's see, we need to doff the pants in order to write. Sounds like a new angle to use.
For quite a while now, the "fiddle" in "fiddlegirl" has made me think of the start of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"... now, after reading this, I'm kind of thinking you might be able to do some kind of collaboration to that OS, too (I'll leave the details to yourselves... a couple of title subs come to mind). Other than that.. what's next? The Shell Where You Live?
mucho conGrats on your 'collaberation' ~ SenorTaTa ~, my Lord ~LanceHerMayor~
And two shall become one. Are you sure you two are not the same person? :-D Blushing fives for each of you for daring to be so outrageous.
Mark: LOL!
BJ21: Hasn't he? It's probably all the "reefer madness" ;)
Oy Vey...: I love it!
T1K: Ha! Couldn't miss...
Phil: I love those ideas, too! :D
NCH: Thanks!
The Turtle made me do it! :D
BJ21: Hasn't he? It's probably all the "reefer madness" ;)
Oy Vey...: I love it!
T1K: Ha! Couldn't miss...
Phil: I love those ideas, too! :D
NCH: Thanks!
The Turtle made me do it! :D
@ M4: Last line there was for "ewe" :) xo
Well, I'm dashed! Keep up these delightful attempts to put lipstick on a Pygmallion. ;D
This parody gave me the "bare" facts! 555
@ metaphorsbwithu : In thinking and writing, apparently, yes.... In person, can't you tell the differences from the style in the replies? : ) :) :)
Old Man Ribber: ROFLMAO!!!!! *Excellent* :) ... thanks, OMR!
DJ Blaze: LOL! Thanks for bearing with us!
Old Man Ribber: ROFLMAO!!!!! *Excellent* :) ... thanks, OMR!
DJ Blaze: LOL! Thanks for bearing with us!
Well, well, if it isn't my fave AmIRight's Dynamic Duo (next to Mer & Pip, though Fiddlegirl doesn't know too much about them yet).I don't even have to tell you how you guys are! You can tell that I really enjoyed the both of your performances! This should be the score of AIR's musical! No pun intended...or is it? I echo all comments above! Gratefully "re-nude" spiritually! 555 stars!!!
Christie Marie M: I thought it was a pun, and a rather good one at that! LOL at the last! Thanks CMM!
"The Turtle made me do it! " Ha! ... If they only knew the truth behind that innocent facade... be nice, or someday, I'm gonna tell 'em! mwahaha! ;) ;) :)
One of my very favorite show tunes to parody..it lends itself, so well...and you two..tweaked it magnificently
AFW: Mine, and FG's as well... thanks much for the kind words.
Where Ah come from, ta git any man ta give up his taste fer sheep is a mahghty fahn compliment to a woman, Ma'am. (doffs hat in admiration)
OMR: Where do you come up with these puns? ROFL with TT... uh-oh, here we go again... ;)
DJ: Hehe... good one. (Unlike TT, who seems to be stealthily corrupting both of us...)
CMM: LOL @ your parting shot! Too funny. Thanks for v/c, as always, Chica :)
AFW: Thanks! Had a lot of fun while writhing... um, I mean "writing"... it. ;)
Cowboy: Well, you just bring that sweet li'l ol' Stetson right on over here to Miss Fiddle... let her lasso you up tight :D
DJ: Hehe... good one. (Unlike TT, who seems to be stealthily corrupting both of us...)
CMM: LOL @ your parting shot! Too funny. Thanks for v/c, as always, Chica :)
AFW: Thanks! Had a lot of fun while writhing... um, I mean "writing"... it. ;)
Cowboy: Well, you just bring that sweet li'l ol' Stetson right on over here to Miss Fiddle... let her lasso you up tight :D
Turtles wear pants? Oh - must be clam diggers.
Hehehe!!! Or in TT's case, Lamb-diggers ;)
Re: OMR: Instead of rolling on the floor, couldn't we just roll on the bed like "normal" couples? I'm getting bruises on my flippers and cracks in my shell...
Re: Cowboy: When you're done with him, can I be lassoed, Lassie? Or just lasso'll have a threesome :)
Re: Rex: Actually, clam-diggers works, probably in a way that your sweet innocence does not comprehend, but probably what Rex intended. When you turn 18, I'll explain it to you :)
Re: Cowboy: When you're done with him, can I be lassoed, Lassie? Or just lasso'll have a threesome :)
Re: Rex: Actually, clam-diggers works, probably in a way that your sweet innocence does not comprehend, but probably what Rex intended. When you turn 18, I'll explain it to you :)
ROTBLMAO! (on the bed -- see note above - ouch!)
Read this ex post faaaaaaaaacto. Damned good!
John Baaaaaarry: Thanks for giving a dam, and for not damming the Turtle for his constructive "suggestions". I'm sure the next time you do this OS, you'll nail it, dammit!
. . . that's our Lord ~PantsInKnots~ !
unKnownVotrix: ~AlwaysAPleasure~, but this was a surprise visit to an oldie! Thanks!
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