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Song Parodies -> "Ass Hot To Trot ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 9 of 16)"
Original Song Title:
"Ascot Gavotte"
Original Performer:
My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe
Parody Song Title:
"Ass Hot To Trot ('My Fair Fiddlegirl', Scene 9 of 16)"
Parody Written by:
Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
If you missed the start of our parody of the entire musical on Wednesday, September 30, 2009, please enjoy it in order!
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Scene 4 is here.
Scene 5 is here.
Scene 6 is here.
Scene 7 is here.
Scene 8 is here.
In our last *really* exciting episode, Ms. DoFiddle and the Professor, both delirious over her delightful delivery and demonstrations of her dutiful diligence to the demanding didactic, dumbfoundedly discovered demselves denuded in de bed, deliciously devouring each other. Will dis saga continue, or will dis saga sag?
FG:
Ev’ry Luke and Earl is dear, but here
Is a Tur-tle who is without peer
Mattress thrashing, into headboard crashing
Nectar melting fast; our play, risqué
TT:
No abatement to the forces
Fating that we two should lie this way
Foreplay skipping, hurriedly unzipping
Momentary rashness; judgment gray
FG:
Pulse is ... rushing! Face is ... flushing!
Heartbeat ... speeds up! Steed, in-deed; he keeps his reed up!
TT:
Never reckoned how ... she would sin for fun!
Got her bells all ringing
She is springing forward- YESSSSS!
A-no-ther one!
[seconds go by—catching breath]
FG: (thinking)
What a frenzied session that was!
I could get accus-tomed to Tommy's pace
TT: (thinking)
Fiddle’s thrilling, passionate and willing;
How about tomorrow, at my place?
[They cuddle and rest for seven minutes] [1]
FG:
Man above all men!
TT:
Want another one?
FG:
What? Again, already?!
TT:
Thanks to head, he's horny!
Nook--
-ie, one more, can!
Is this a lasting treasure, or just a moment's pleasure? Tonight, the light of love is in her eyes, but will she love him tomorrow? Correctly, words, she's written. And swears that he's the only one. But will his beak be bitten, when his tripe has once more begun? Tune in to our next exciting episode, and find out!
[1] The movie has a seven-minute interlude here before the song resumes. Also a reference to "The Seven Minutes" by Irving Wallace, © 1969, a fictional novel about the trial of an author of a book banned for obscenity; the novel deals with the fundamental issue of free speech vs. censorship. Wikipedia has a page on it, for more info and to grok the reference a little more deeply.
Scene 1 is here.
Scene 2 is here.
Scene 3 is here.
Scene 4 is here.
Scene 5 is here.
Scene 6 is here.
Scene 7 is here.
Scene 8 is here.
In our last *really* exciting episode, Ms. DoFiddle and the Professor, both delirious over her delightful delivery and demonstrations of her dutiful diligence to the demanding didactic, dumbfoundedly discovered demselves denuded in de bed, deliciously devouring each other. Will dis saga continue, or will dis saga sag?
FG:
Ev’ry Luke and Earl is dear, but here
Is a Tur-tle who is without peer
Mattress thrashing, into headboard crashing
Nectar melting fast; our play, risqué
TT:
No abatement to the forces
Fating that we two should lie this way
Foreplay skipping, hurriedly unzipping
Momentary rashness; judgment gray
FG:
Pulse is ... rushing! Face is ... flushing!
Heartbeat ... speeds up! Steed, in-deed; he keeps his reed up!
TT:
Never reckoned how ... she would sin for fun!
Got her bells all ringing
She is springing forward- YESSSSS!
A-no-ther one!
[seconds go by—catching breath]
FG: (thinking)
What a frenzied session that was!
I could get accus-tomed to Tommy's pace
TT: (thinking)
Fiddle’s thrilling, passionate and willing;
How about tomorrow, at my place?
[They cuddle and rest for seven minutes] [1]
FG:
Man above all men!
TT:
Want another one?
FG:
What? Again, already?!
TT:
Thanks to head, he's horny!
Nook--
-ie, one more, can!
Is this a lasting treasure, or just a moment's pleasure? Tonight, the light of love is in her eyes, but will she love him tomorrow? Correctly, words, she's written. And swears that he's the only one. But will his beak be bitten, when his tripe has once more begun? Tune in to our next exciting episode, and find out!
[1] The movie has a seven-minute interlude here before the song resumes. Also a reference to "The Seven Minutes" by Irving Wallace, © 1969, a fictional novel about the trial of an author of a book banned for obscenity; the novel deals with the fundamental issue of free speech vs. censorship. Wikipedia has a page on it, for more info and to grok the reference a little more deeply.
"Will You Love Me Tomorrow" © 1960 Gerry Goffin and Carole King; Scepter Records and successors. All else © 2009 Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
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Come on Tur-tle! Move your bloomin' arse! ;D
More exciting than the horse race scene from the movie. I was glad to see a "steed" did make it into your scene. your story is still flowing well.
(Applauds): Too hot to trot, all right! I echo all comments above! This is classic! Moving on to your next scene! 555 stars as usual!
Old Man Ribber: But I'm a Turtle! I can only crawl so fast, ya know! (LOL! :-D)
Timmy1000: ROFLMAO!!! Yeah, I would think so... was "flowing" yet another pun? ;) thanks "in-steed", Timmy!
Christie Marie M: Classic? Hmmm, I rather like the sound of that! ... so, it will be aired, AIR-ed, and taught in schools 50 or 400 years from now, like Shakespeare? Cool! :D Thanks, CMM!
Timmy1000: ROFLMAO!!! Yeah, I would think so... was "flowing" yet another pun? ;) thanks "in-steed", Timmy!
Christie Marie M: Classic? Hmmm, I rather like the sound of that! ... so, it will be aired, AIR-ed, and taught in schools 50 or 400 years from now, like Shakespeare? Cool! :D Thanks, CMM!
OMR: That's what TT is always saying to me, but I think he probably means something else by "blooming"... ;)
T1K: Ha! Quick and clever today... thanks for v/c! :D
CMM: Thank you!
@TT: I think we might actually be on the "banned" list... which would be a high honor! ;)
T1K: Ha! Quick and clever today... thanks for v/c! :D
CMM: Thank you!
@TT: I think we might actually be on the "banned" list... which would be a high honor! ;)
Lowebrow indeed! Seems the arc of your story is, er, coming along nicely... I've never heard a Penthouse Forum letter as channeled by the Bard via The Great American Musical--but I like it, I like it--as you like it--even more than I dig Sally Fields! Many clever subs n' Vivid™ imagery!
Fiddlegirl: "banned" -- in Boston? On the Bostonian banned list? Did you go to school in Boston, or something? (Don't answer that! :D)
TJC: LOL @ Loewebrow! Spinning in his grave at this very moment, no doubt! ... Followed ya all the way to The Flying Nun, then ya left the turtle crawling behind... 'splain? (WARNING -- "Vivid" NSFW, as TT just found out!)
Why do you think they call it "Broad" - way? ... don't forget the taming of the shrewish FG, to where she begged for more of TT's Bard-on! ..... thanks as always for v/uber-clever c!
btw, mnemonic TT devised for Loewe's name: it contains "ewe". Now, how could TT ever forget that? ... and no wonder he's an inspiration!
TJC: LOL @ Loewebrow! Spinning in his grave at this very moment, no doubt! ... Followed ya all the way to The Flying Nun, then ya left the turtle crawling behind... 'splain? (WARNING -- "Vivid" NSFW, as TT just found out!)
Why do you think they call it "Broad" - way? ... don't forget the taming of the shrewish FG, to where she begged for more of TT's Bard-on! ..... thanks as always for v/uber-clever c!
btw, mnemonic TT devised for Loewe's name: it contains "ewe". Now, how could TT ever forget that? ... and no wonder he's an inspiration!
Quadruply good; wham, bam, thanks again. ;-D
blackjack21 : Lamb, Ram: Thank you, d*mn! :-)
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