Lexcellently n' disturbingly funny... but, let me get this straight--teven though she's 100% XX-female, you insist on calling her 'Hef'?
Naaaaah! She ain't heavy--she's your other!

Very beefy, and funny...I had a cow, too...back in 08...check it out here, http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/brendalee12.shtml

Very Moooooooving observations!! Grade 555A

The scale reads 555! ;D

Nice song for those after Christmas weight blues. Roy Orbison = best voice ever.

Moooooooooooor-velous parody! Very shocking to hear that she's filled out with a voluptuous figure! Anyways, when my dog, Cookie was alive, she was so obese that when she had her hair cut, my bro called her a baby cow! After reading/singing your parody, I even feel as if I could never lose weight. LOL! Because I have the biggest sweet tooth in America! (I say that phrase a whole lot on AIR). Milking you 555's!

Must be a huge delivery charge for them Martian choc'lates

PS TT re earlier - was only surprised you'd never heard of the V, not the battle (that was just to let you know how long it's been in use). Didn't get your Vietnamese "noun". Even breaking it apart I could only find famous (name) & word/guard

Ow, that's HARSH! I'm quite partial to a bit o' puddin', TT...but this was gleefully sharp-tongued, unapologetically neanderthal, and rather funny. 555

Still hoping FG would come first (to reply!), but...

TJC: Hugh Heifer -- I mean, Hefner -- is very offended! LOL @ last line!

AFW: I swear we hadn't seen yours (else would have v/c'd)... .but this one's human :-) Great job there, and thanks for v/c.

Mark Scotti: Thanks for not voting loooooow!

Old Man Ribber: What's even worse is that that's in kilograms.;-( .. thanks! :-)

Timmy1000: Good point! ... yep, ol' Roy could belt 'em. Actually hadn't heard his version until went searching trhough YT for vides -- loved it. Thanks for v/c.

Christie Marie M: Happily, this is the "fictional" FG, like the fictional Dofiddle and Prof. Turtle in My Fair Lady :) Thanks for v/c!

Andy Primus: Since TT's parody ideas get beamed into his pea-brain by Martians, FG rides along on that to order chocolates ... thanks for v/c (Vietnamese comment?), and "peace".

Kristof Robertson: The neanderthal gets his comeuppance in the companion post today ... else would never have dared post this! Thanks for v/c.

TJC: TT lives life on the edge... until I push him off of it one of these days ;) LOL @ parting shot!

AFW: Hehehehehe! :D Thanks for vote, comment, and parody linking!

Mark Scotti: To quote a famous American icon: "Hey, don't have a cow, man!" ;) Thanks for v/c.

OMR: Eeeek! (Ummm... that's actually *ounces*...) ;)

T1K: One of a kind, wasn't he? :D

CMM: Don't worry... TT will be too busy drooling over the 18-yr old strippers to notice. I *do* worry somewhat about his pacemaker being able to stand the strain... ;)

Andy P: LOL @ the Martian chocolates!

Kristof: That's TT all over, I must say... Thanks for v/c! (Now, whose turn is it to serve the tea and cakes?) ;)

We are known by the company we keep, Dear....

I remember the original song, but didn't know it was French. I should have known - the French songs are so melodramatic.

2Eagle: Agree. Like "Le Moribund", which became in English, "Seasons In The Sun" -- also about a dying guy (or one who wants to, like TOS guy here). Of course, TT made his parody of that much more upbeat. (Don't worry: no drugs, just s*x,) Thanks for v/c. :)

OK, so that's 555 double cheeseburgers to go. You want fries with that?

blackjack21: Extra-large with melted cheese, please. And don't forget the bacon on the burger. Thank you.