Song Parodies -> I Cain't Pee, Babe
| Original Song Title: | "It Ain't Me, Babe" |
| Original Performer: | The Turtles |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Cain't Pee, Babe" |
| Parody Written by: | Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle |
Written and recorded by Bob Dylan, but the Turtles made a #8 hit out of it, and it was the title song of one of their albums.
'Sides, between Dylan and The Turtles, guess who's TT's fave? (Or among *all* other bands and The Turtles, for that matter?) ... Video here.
'Sides, between Dylan and The Turtles, guess who's TT's fave? (Or among *all* other bands and The Turtles, for that matter?) ... Video here.
Go away, bum; fun sin; though --
-- Grieve, cause caught clap, closin' deed
You're hot and fun, but c**t labe
Got rot, scabs, some that bleed
You said you're lookin' for some fun
With great physique; go all night long
Not reject you, or offend you, ---
-- But from you, a blight on schlong
Pus run; I caught an STD from wh*re
Now, I cain't pee, Babe
Oh-no, no, no, got V.D., babe
Hell, chancre, see, on wang; it's sore, babe
Unsightly is your wedge, babe
Not night, but dawn: 'twas found
You're hot, and buns puissant, babe
Said, "Lonely? Need 'downtown'?"
You're way good-lookin'; Score? Succumb!
Drool: Thomas: ever, at tart
Should not have closed my eyes to view
Should look up close; depart
For *one* cheap thrill: die or screw no more
Slut, I cain't pee, babe
Uh-oh, oh, oh! Gonorrhee, babe!
Sell? You taint me: your nookin' core, babe
My complaint: wee-wee lookin' poor, babe
I bled, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, a faint pee, babe
More restraint, see? Your hookin'? Door, babe!
I dread a ho', so go, and saint, be, babe...
[re-peter and hope it fades}
© 2009 Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
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Payback hurts. Ah, the wages of sin(or fun). Nicely written and a painful kind of funny.
I'm trying not to visualize this one. I probably have 20 different cover versions of "It Ain't Me Babe", only because every LP with "Eve of Destruction" also contains this song as well. Your songwriting collaboration is going fine, though the interaction described here was not so successful. Perhaps this should be sung as a duet, a la Johnny Cash and June Carter (who, I believe, also recorded "It Ain't Me Babe").
Lexcellent through out with much Tricky verbiage (that's the 'T' in STD, ain't it?) and interesting, unexpected rhyming... and LOL 're-peter and hope it fades'!
a sad tale indeed
Clap! Clap! Clap! (A standing ovation...not a comment on the subject!)
Timmy1000: I wish my wages would double, or triple.. alas, alas, my kingdom for a lass... thanks for v/c.
Patrick: Don't blame you! :) And hey, *this* time, FG is sooo NOT the female character!! (in case that was unclear) heh heh. Thanks for v/c.
TJC: Sometimes Tempestuous Duo thanks you! Very Delightful comment!.. and yep, exploit *every* opportunity (in parody, not in this sad case, lol!) -- thanks for catching the fade of the frayed and afraid of the maid he laid (prayed) -- never again "wade" in such "waters". :-)
alvin: indeed, but your v/c makes us happy!
Old Man Ribber: Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! (roflmao as always at yer comments!) Thanks OMR!
Patrick: Don't blame you! :) And hey, *this* time, FG is sooo NOT the female character!! (in case that was unclear) heh heh. Thanks for v/c.
TJC: Sometimes Tempestuous Duo thanks you! Very Delightful comment!.. and yep, exploit *every* opportunity (in parody, not in this sad case, lol!) -- thanks for catching the fade of the frayed and afraid of the maid he laid (prayed) -- never again "wade" in such "waters". :-)
alvin: indeed, but your v/c makes us happy!
Old Man Ribber: Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! (roflmao as always at yer comments!) Thanks OMR!
Very clever and PAINFUL one, folks!! Ode to incontinence. Love the "re-peter" line! 5's!
Christie Marie M: *Tell* me about it! (rubs spot of shot, still sore, then swore). Thanks for v/c, and not for v/d lol!
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