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Song Parodies -> "Ewes Are Every Fling"

Original Song Title:

"You Are Everything"

Original Performer:

The Stylistics

Parody Song Title:

"Ewes Are Every Fling"

Parody Written by:

Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

(TT speaking, since FG, as everyone knows by now, does not exist:) *Almost* hated to do this to one of my fave torch songs ever -- still recalls a rather painful breakup -- but the keyword there was "almost" ;-)           OS lyrics here. Beautiful, torch-y video here.

Today I saw some body
Who looked like a ewe
She walked like one, too,
I thought, “She's a ewe!”

Feeling rather horny,
I mounted this dame
Did not get inflamed:
'Twas my cousin, Sue
Not a ewe

Ewes are every fling
And every fling's a ewe
Ewes: my favorite thing
I always sing of ewe
Ewes give everything
And never cling to you

[one-line interlewed]

Lamb makes better Pet™
Than in Penthouse™, you'll see
No flak; always please:
To be with a ewe

Girls will rant too long
Living life with a shrew
Compare your girl to a ewe
I know just what you'll "do":
A hot ewe

Ewe: al-ways "Ka-CHING!"
No buying bling for ewe
Ewes need, never: ring
No marrying a ewe
Ewes, forever: ZING!
Most clever thing: do ewe

[fade-out lines, behing lead singer moaning in ecstasy]

(Never tie the string)
(Endeavor: swing with ewe)
(Knots, you're sever-ing)
(Forever, King, to ewe)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Old Man Ribber - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
A welcome return to the "slam a lamba" style of old! ;D
Stan Hall - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I see that it's still mainly sheep
with whom you in parodies sleep.
Tho' my own are oft full
of esteem for cute wool
I prefer that which grows on Bo Peep.

555 for ewe ewe ewe.
(Now I may rethink having replaced the original title tune from my recent Sgt Pepper album submission, which was to have been "Th' Ardent Shepherd's Gonna ♥ Some Lambs") :-)
McKludge - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Now do a parody of Pink Floyd's "Hey You"

Hey Ewe Out there in the field Will you submit, will you yield Can I take you? Hey Ewe Munching on the grass With cloven feet and furry ass Can I hump you?
Timmy1000 - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
It could have been worse - your cousin Sue could have been that boy named Sue
Christie Marie M - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't know what I'd do without "ewe!" Maybe someone should make a book on Kama Sutra relating to ovine sexual positions! (hint, hint). Anyways, here's 5's!
UnKnownVO - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
^ ^ ^ < < < Lord McLewd, ~Le Marquis de KlovenHoof ~ . . . M U N C H ~ O N . . . Sir ! !
MsPersiaWooley - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey You, SeniorTaTa . . . There a shrews only because men allow it !
AFW - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Wool now, that's what I call a fine parody..and I got mutton else to say...555
TJC - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Feeling udderly sheepish has never been so fun! Am I right?
Andy Primus - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Isn't that illegal in the US? If it is, you'll be on the lam for being on the lamb. Try riding a hog (2 wheels, not 4 legs) - much more fun!
blackjack21 - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Totally disgusting! (and totally funny!)
TommyGirl - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
@ OMR: Now you know who put the *bomp* in the baa baa baa... ;)

@ Stan: This could be the start of a be-ewe-tiful friendship...

@ McKludge: Pink Who? ;)

T1K: True... although, if you knew Susie like *I* know Susie... ;)

@ CMM: The Lamba Sewetra? ;)

@ UnknownVO, MsPersiaWooley: Thanks for "shrew"d v/c!

@ AFW: Thanks. I was thinking of having it lambinated and framed... ;)

@ TJC: Ewe have no idea!

@ Andy Primus: LOL! Glad you're back-- you've been missed!

BJ21: What can I say? We all have our vices... [Please note that no sheep were harmed in the writing of this parody.] ;)
TommyBoy - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
McKludge: Ditto TG: Who is Floyd, and why is he pink? No sunscreen?

@TG @T1k: (heh heh)

CMM: So, you need this manual written? Methinks we need to hear more of how you like to be "rammed"! :-)

MsPersiaWooley: Agree. This one will not stand for shrewish women. ("None of my best friends are shrewish.")

Andy Primus: I confess to (among other recent confessions) having owned a variety of rice-wagons over the years. I guess I'd rather ride it than push it, but that's just I.

BJ21: Isn't it odd how often those two go together when these two come together (so to speak?) .... @ TG: LOL @ the disclaimer! Most were actually quite pleased....

Thanks to all others who v/c'd and whose replies from TG could not be topped, though TG gets topped ... n/m, just thanks. :-D

Security code: BAD. Either they correspond to the song or to the writer, or Below Average Dave is plugging himself again. :)
Mark Scotti - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
It was quite a "shell"shock, TT. But, to me, it's still two good minds under one shell!!!
Below Average Dave - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
The best part about a three word alias is that the abbreviation can come up so randomly, and I think in this case the security code wanted you to mention it so I'd get to see this parody, thank you!!!! Good job you two
TT+? - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti: Multiple personalities? :-) Thanks for v/c!

BAD Dude: Yep, it was Karma, all right! ... guess I could lie about that in the future, if that's what will get you here :) :) :) Thanks for v'/c, from both of us!

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