A welcome return to the "slam a lamba" style of old! ;D

I see that it's still mainly sheep
with whom you in parodies sleep.
Tho' my own are oft full
of esteem for cute wool
I prefer that which grows on Bo Peep.

555 for ewe ewe ewe.
(Now I may rethink having replaced the original title tune from my recent Sgt Pepper album submission, which was to have been "Th' Ardent Shepherd's Gonna ♥ Some Lambs") :-)

Now do a parody of Pink Floyd's "Hey You"

Hey Ewe Out there in the field Will you submit, will you yield Can I take you? Hey Ewe Munching on the grass With cloven feet and furry ass Can I hump you?

It could have been worse - your cousin Sue could have been that boy named Sue

I don't know what I'd do without "ewe!" Maybe someone should make a book on Kama Sutra relating to ovine sexual positions! (hint, hint). Anyways, here's 5's!

^ ^ ^ < < < Lord McLewd, ~Le Marquis de KlovenHoof ~ . . . M U N C H ~ O N . . . Sir ! !

Hey You, SeniorTaTa . . . There a shrews only because men allow it !

Wool now, that's what I call a fine parody..and I got mutton else to say...555

Feeling udderly sheepish has never been so fun! Am I right?

Isn't that illegal in the US? If it is, you'll be on the lam for being on the lamb. Try riding a hog (2 wheels, not 4 legs) - much more fun!

Totally disgusting! (and totally funny!)

@ OMR: Now you know who put the *bomp* in the baa baa baa... ;)

@ Stan: This could be the start of a be-ewe-tiful friendship...

@ McKludge: Pink Who? ;)

T1K: True... although, if you knew Susie like *I* know Susie... ;)

@ CMM: The Lamba Sewetra? ;)

@ UnknownVO, MsPersiaWooley: Thanks for "shrew"d v/c!

@ AFW: Thanks. I was thinking of having it lambinated and framed... ;)

@ TJC: Ewe have no idea!

@ Andy Primus: LOL! Glad you're back-- you've been missed!

BJ21: What can I say? We all have our vices... [Please note that no sheep were harmed in the writing of this parody.] ;)

McKludge: Ditto TG: Who is Floyd, and why is he pink? No sunscreen?

@TG @T1k: (heh heh)

CMM: So, you need this manual written? Methinks we need to hear more of how you like to be "rammed"! :-)

MsPersiaWooley: Agree. This one will not stand for shrewish women. ("None of my best friends are shrewish.")

Andy Primus: I confess to (among other recent confessions) having owned a variety of rice-wagons over the years. I guess I'd rather ride it than push it, but that's just I.

BJ21: Isn't it odd how often those two go together when these two come together (so to speak?) .... @ TG: LOL @ the disclaimer! Most were actually quite pleased....

Thanks to all others who v/c'd and whose replies from TG could not be topped, though TG gets topped ... n/m, just thanks. :-D

Security code: BAD. Either they correspond to the song or to the writer, or Below Average Dave is plugging himself again. :)

It was quite a "shell"shock, TT. But, to me, it's still two good minds under one shell!!!

The best part about a three word alias is that the abbreviation can come up so randomly, and I think in this case the security code wanted you to mention it so I'd get to see this parody, thank you!!!! Good job you two

Mark Scotti: Multiple personalities? :-) Thanks for v/c!

BAD Dude: Yep, it was Karma, all right! ... guess I could lie about that in the future, if that's what will get you here :) :) :) Thanks for v'/c, from both of us!