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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> T, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with T, Page 2
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo | Tracy Byrd | Alcoholics Anonymous | JohnFedorchak | |||
| Tennessee Courage | Keith Whitley | Alcoholics Anonymous | Todd W. Zimmerman | |||
| Tennessee Plates | John Hiatt | Tennessee Department of Correction | Mike | |||
| Tequila | The Champs | Alcoholics Anonymous | Kris | |||
| Tequila | The Champs | Alcoholics Anonymous | crazydon | |||
| Tequila | Terrorvision | Alcoholics Anonymous | Steven Fewster | |||
| Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off | Joe Nichols | Date Rape Prevention | Diddims | |||
| Tequila Sunrise | The Eagles | Alcoholics Anonymous | crazydon | |||
| Terrible Lie | Nine Inch Nails | Politician's answerphone | Crystal | |||
| Territoral P***ings | Nirvana | Animal Control Center | Billy C. | |||
| Territorial P***ings | Nirvana | Urologist's office/Detrol LA customer service | been_a_son | |||
| Terrorist Attack | Defiance | The White House | Michael Quinn | |||
| Testify | Rage Against The Machine | World Trade Organization | CapitalE | |||
| Texas Flood | Stevie Ray Vaughn | National Weather Service | Bill Stewart | |||
| Thank God For The Bomb | Ozzy Osbourne | Comedy Club | MOR | |||
| Thank God For The Bomb | Ozzy Osbourne | Movie studio | movie | |||
| Thank God For The Bomb | Ozzy Osbourne | Bomb Squad | John | |||
| Thank God For The Rain | Graham Coxon | Helpline for flood victims | Caspar Heine | |||
| Thank Heaven For Little Girls | Maurice Chavalier | R. Kelly's Answering Service | y2j | |||
| Thank Heaven For Little Girls | Maurice Chevalier | Roman Polanski's French Mansion | musical | |||
| Thank Heaven For Little Girls | Maurice Chavalier (from Gigi) | Child Molestation Rehab | musical | |||
| Thank You | Simple Plan | Your Best Friend's Answering Machine | Essie | |||
| Thank You For The Venom | My Chemical Romance | Suicide Hotline | Dillon | |||
| Thank You For The Venom | My Chemical Romance | Poison Center | Jenalee | |||
| That Ain't No Way to Treat a Lady | Helen Reddy | Battered Women's Shelter | bkey | |||
| That Don't Impress Me Much | Shania Twain | Dating Service | Da Phoenix | |||
| That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore | The Smiths | Comedy Clubs | Drewzi | |||
| That Smell | 3 Doors Down | Sewage Treatment | Optonox | |||
| That Smell | Lynyrd Skynyrd | City Morgue Or Coroner | Asho | |||
| That Smell | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Drug Abuse Help | adam | |||
| That Smell | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Sewage Treatment Plant or Paper Mill | Donna W | |||
| That's How Much I Feel | Ambrosia | Quadriplegic Support Center | Bill Borde | |||
| That's Life | Dean Kay | Funeral Home | Tatiana | |||
| That's the Way Love Goes | Janet Jackson | Divorce Lawyer | SisterGirl | |||
| That's What You Get For Loving Me | Peter, Paul & Mary | VD Clinic | Bob Uppendown | |||
| "The Lazy Song" | Bruno Mars | Nike | DumbAngel | |||
| "The Lonely Surfer" | Jack Nitzsche | Reggie Belafonte's private line | Iludium Phosdex | |||
| "The Lonely Surfer" | Jack Nitzsche | Malibu Visitor and Convention Bureau | Iludium Phosdex | |||
| "The Vatican Rag" | Tom Lehrer | The Vatican (who else?) | Iludium Phosdex | |||
| Them Bones | Alice In Chains | Osteopathic Center | Megan | |||
| Them Heavy People | Kate Bush | Weight Watchers | KooKooDee | |||
| Theme from "The Endless Summer" | The Sandals | ski/snowboard resort | Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells | |||
| Theme from 'Shaft' | Isaac Hayes | Coal Mining Supply Company | Sammy Reed | |||
| Theme From 'The Addams Family' | Vic Mizzy | Victoria Beckham's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| A Therapy for Pain | Fear Factory | Suicide Hotline | Dysfunctional | |||
| There Ain't Nothin' Wrong With The Radio | Aaron Tippin | Used Car Lot | Dan P | |||
| There Are Too Many of Us | Blur | Abortion Clinic | soph | |||
| There Goes My Baby | Usher | Abortion clinic | Cooterbug | |||
| There Goes My Everything | Jack Greene | Depression Hotline | rob | |||
| There Goes My Life | Kenny Chesney | Funeral | Ashley, President of Dork-Nerd Association | |||
| There Goes The Neighborhood | Sheryl Crow | Neighborhood Watch | Opinion Girl | |||
| There Is A Light That Never Goes Out | The Smiths | Electric Company | Kerianne | |||
| There Is A Treason At Sea | DC Talk | Coast Guard | Admiral Memo | |||
| There Is No Arizona | Jamie O'Neal | Arizona Dept. of Tourism | Chase Waggoner | |||
| There There | Radiohead | Suicide Hotline | Sean | |||
| There's A Fire | OK GO | Fire Department | Heather | |||
| There's A Kind Of Hush (All Over The World) | Herman's Hermits | National Association Of The Deaf | Renata Ramona | |||
| There's A Place In The World For A Gambler | Dan Fogelberg | Gamblers Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| There's Gonna be a Storm | Left Banke | Weather Service | Paul Warren | |||
| There's No Home For You Here | The White Stripes | Homeless Shelter | Dennis Elbow | |||
| There's No Home For You Here | The White Stripes | Homeless Shelter | ObLaBlah | |||
| There's No Love Between Us Anymore | Pop Will Eat Itself | Marriage Counselor | The Skuz | |||
| There's No One Quite Like Grandma | St. Winifred's School Choir | Tori Amos's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| There's No Place Like Home | Traditional | Travel Agency | Natalie Stonecipher | |||
| There's No Way Out Of Here | David Gilmour | BMI (airline) | pickle* | |||
| These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | Dr. Martens | Daria Morgen | |||
| These Boots Are Made For Walking | Nancy Sinatra | Marriage Councillor | Scabface nonuts | |||
| These Words | Natasha Beddingfield | Adult Literacy Center | BlingaX | |||
| They All Fall Down | Grits | Shoe Manufacturer | Admiral Memo | |||
| They Don't Care About Us | Michael Jackson | Foster Home | Marv | |||
| They're Coming to Take Me Away | Napoleon XIV | PETA | Dennis Pickle | |||
| They're Coming To Take Me Away (Ha, Ha) | Napoleon XVI | Police Department | Steaver370 | |||
| They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha Ha! | Napoleon XIV | Mental Hospital | Chad | |||
| They're Not Gonna Get Us | T.A.T.U. | F.B.I. | Cowboy D. | |||
| They're Not Gonna Get Us | T.A.T.U | Bodyguard Company | Toon_Grrl | |||
| Thief Of Always | Jaci Velasquez | Burglar Alarm Company | Admiral Memo | |||
| Thieves | Ministry | Police Burglary/Theft/Robbery Unit | Mr. Bill | |||
| The Thing That Should Not Be | Metallica | Busted Fan Site | ficticious | |||
| Things Can Only Get Better | Howard Jones | Suicide Hotline | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Things I Don't Understand | Renaissance | Wanadoo helpline (Internet domain/search group) | pickle* | |||
| Think For Yourself | The Beatles | Schizophrenia Therapy | Aaron Saraco | |||
| Thinkin' Problem | David Ball | Mental Hospital | Ed | |||
| Third Eye | Tool | Mental Institution | bradley | |||
| This Bitter Pill | Dashboard Confessional | Poison Control/Suicide Hotline | anon | |||
| This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song | System Of A Down | Drug Rehab Center | dan | |||
| This Diamond Ring | Gary Lewis and the Playboys | Jewelry Store | JesusGeek | |||
| This Fire | Franz Ferdinand | Fire Department / Arson Report Hotline | meggo | |||
| This Is Not America | David Bowie | U S Immigration Dept | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| This Is The Life | Hannah Montana | Funeral Home | Mittenz | |||
| This Is Why I'm Hot | Mims | Fire Department | Kerry | |||
| This Is... | Aslan | Possible Wrong Numbers | Kevin Breslin | |||
| This Love | Pantera | Spousal Abuse Hotline | hardrock | |||
| This Old House | Rosemary Clooney | Real Estate Office | kookoodee | |||
| This River is Wild | The Killers | Church | Xpunkbassist | |||
| This Train Don't Stop There Anymore | Elton John | Amtrak | Ra'akone | |||
| This Uncivil War | Martina McBride | Divorce lawyer | Ed | |||
| This Velvet Glove | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Proctologist's Office | Jerry | |||
| This Wheel's On Fire | The Byrds | People Against Arson | Mr. Mud | |||
| This Wheel's On Fire | Siouxsie And The Banshees | Car Dealership | iota | |||
| Thor (The Powerhead) | Manowar | The Christian Broadcasting Network | Maximus |
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