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Fun Music Information -> Jaci Velasquez

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Stupid Band Names:

  • She sings in both English and Spanish, but "Jaci" doesn't spell anything that sounds like a name in either language. Listeners in at least two languages must be scratching their heads over how to pronounce her first name! Her real name is Jacquelyn Davette Velasquez. That makes her first name more or less English anglicized from French, her middle name French, and her last name Spanish. Maybe she's trying to spell the sound of "Jackie" as a nickname for "Jacquelyn", but "c" before "i" doesn't doesn't represent a "k" sound in English, French, or Spanish! (In Spanish it would be pronounced "HAH-see"...and in English, "Jassy"? or "JAY-see"?) Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Jackie VelasquezIf she's aiming to be "Jackie", spell it sensibly.Gretchen Wieners

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Hear Nothing, See Nothing, Say Nothing," Discharge"I Promise," Jaci Velasquez

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Paper Tiers" originally "Paper Tigers"
Lucinda Blair
"Peak For Me" originally "Speak For Me"
A "peak experience" or climbing a mountain?
Regina Olsen
"I See The Gory" originally "I See The Glory"
Karen Smith
"I Wouldn't Be Christmas" originally "It Wouldn't Be Christmas"
I certainly hope so!
George Straitjacket
"I See The Lory" originally "I See The Glory"
Lory = a kind of parrot
Brucie

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"I Seek The Glory" originally "I See The Glory"
Millie Henry
"It Wouldn't Beg Christmas" originally "It Wouldn't Be Christmas"
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Just A Sprayer Away" originally "Just A Prayer Away"
Drew Scarymore

Change a Letter:

"Chief Of Always" originally "Thief Of Always"
Diana Jasper
"Spear For Me" originally "Speak For Me"
Janice Ferrell
"Just A Prayer Awry" originally "Just A Prayer Away"
Drew Scarymore
"Paper Timers" originally "Paper Tigers"
Drew Scarymore

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Baptize Me""Phantasmic"BulldozerBegins

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
You're Not ThereMissing Children's HotlineAdmiral Memo
You're Not ThereMarriage CounsellingAdmiral Memo
Thief Of AlwaysBurglar Alarm CompanyAdmiral Memo
Paper TigersOragami ArtistAdmiral Memo
Little Voice InsidePsychaiatristAdmiral Memo

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
On My Knees
   Jaci Velasquez
Too Much Time on My Hands
   Styx
Too Much Time on My Knees
Be prepared for some joint surgery, fellows.
Edward Genereux
Just A Prayer Away
   Jaci Velasquez
Away In A Manger
   Traditional
Just A Prayer Away In A Manger
Hannah M

Misheard Lyrics:

"On My Knees"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get on my needs
Original Lyrics:
I get on my knees
"God So Loved the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a bear, and she's a slug
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared for Jesus' love
"Speak For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That the people will be vexed
Original Lyrics:
That the people will be blessed

Song Title Space Change:

"Just A Pray Era Way" originally "Just A Prayer Away"
Submitted by: michelle (hell in mice)
"I Seethe Glory" originally "I See The Glory"
Submitted by: Bruce Curb

Song Title Anagrams:

"Seethe Gorily" originally "I See The Glory"
Submitted by: Doodah Bobo

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Gator Pipers" originally "Paper Tigers"
Submitted by: Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Gaper Typers" originally "Paper Tigers"
Submitted by: Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Meek Spore Fee" originally "Speak For Me"
Submitted by: Elsie Greer

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