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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> G, Page 3
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with G, Page 3
Entries starting with G are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Going Down In Flames | 3 Doors Down | Volunteer Fire Department | retsehcekim | |||
| Going Down In Flames | 3 Doors Down | Fire Department | Katie | |||
| Going Down In Flames | 3 Doors Down | Enron Company | vballgirl | |||
| Going Down In Flames | 3 Doors Down | Makers Of Elevators | Renee Janssen | |||
| Going Down To Die | Danzig | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Going To California | Led Zeppelin | Rishi Sunak's answering machine | pickle | |||
| Going Under | Evanescence | Swimming pools | Espi Dot | |||
| Going Under | Evanescence | Swimming Pool | <3 Highlighter love <3 | |||
| Going Under | Evanescence | Morgue | Stev | |||
| Going Under | Evanescence | Any Ocean Cruiseline | Turtle | |||
| Going Under | Evanescence | Debt Help Hotline | The Mistro | |||
| Going Under | Evanescence | Enron Corporation | PurpleChick | |||
| Going Underground | The Jam | Mortuary | Rosie | |||
| Gold Digger | Kayne West | Child Support Hotline | Juan | |||
| Golden Playpen | INXS | Alcohol Rehab Center or a baby furniture factory | Donna W | |||
| Golden Slumbers | The Beatles | Bedwetters Anonymous | Charlie Decker | |||
| Golden Touch | Razorlight | Midas | meggo | |||
| Gone Away | The Offspring | Kidnapped People Helpline | SeeK_AnD_StrikE | |||
| Gone Forever | Three Days Grace | Funeral Home | Bobolina | |||
| Gone Gone Gone | The Everly Brothers | Missing Persons Bureau | Marian | |||
| Gone Gone Gone | The Everly Brothers | Pest Control | Marian | |||
| Gonna Be A Blackout Tonight | Dropkick Murphys | Any Power Company | Idont Havaname | |||
| Gonna Get Ya | Pete Townshend | Stalker Victims Hotline | Death_Zero | |||
| Gonna Getcha Good! | Shania Twain | Mafia boss's answering machine | Sarah | |||
| Gonna Make You A Star | David Essex | Talent Scout | ClarinetMad | |||
| Gonna Make You Sweat | C & C Music Factory | Air Condition Repair | Bill S | |||
| Gonna Make You Sweat | C + C Music Factory | Jenny Craig Weight Loss | Zillah | |||
| Good Bye Forever | Alkaline Trio | Missing Persons Hotline | pagina | |||
| Good Girls Go Bad | Cobra Starship | Prison | Dongquan | |||
| A Good Heart These Days Is Hard To Find | Feargal Sharkey | Transplant Clinic | Graham McLeod | |||
| Good is the New Bad | Disney's Descendants | Donald Trump campaign office | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Good Is the New Bad | Disney's Descendants | al-Qaeda | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Good Ol' Boys ('Dukes of Hazzard'Theme) | Waylon Jennings | Republican National Commitee | meQal | |||
| Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) | Green Day | Funeral Home | John Galt | |||
| Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) | Green Day | Funeral Home | vaporxx | |||
| Good Vibrations | Beach Boys | Earthquake Warnings/Relief | Diddims | |||
| Good Vibrations | Beach Boys | Adult Toy Store | Ashley | |||
| Good Vibrations | Beach Boys | 'Marital Aid' Manufacturer | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Good Vibrations | Beach Boys | U.S. Seismic Laboratory | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Goodbye | Mimi Webb | Divorce Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Goodbye | Mimi Webb | The Weakest Link | Dongquan | |||
| Goodbye | SR71 | Funeral Home | Myles | |||
| Goodbye | Mimi Webb | Commonwealth Games Closing Ceremony | Dongquan | |||
| Goodbye | Mimi Webb | Commonwealth Games Closing Ceremony | Dongquan | |||
| Goodbye | Mimi Webb | Olympics Closing Ceremony | Dongquan | |||
| Goodbye Baby | Fleetwood Mac | Abortion Clinic | Rachel | |||
| Goodbye Cruel World | Pink Floyd | Suicide Prevention Hotline | ecgwald | |||
| Goodbye Cruel World | Pink Floyd | Suicide Hotline | Death_Zero | |||
| Goodbye Earl | Dixie Chicks | Spousal Abuse Hotline | Lindz | |||
| Goodbye My Lover | James Blunt | Funeral Parlor | brainstem | |||
| Goodbye To Love | Carpenters | Love Service | Paul Warren | |||
| Goodbye To Romance | Ozzy Osbourne | Dating Service | HarryMay | |||
| Goodbye To You | Michelle Branch | Divorce Agency | me | |||
| Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 'Wizard Of Oz' fan club | Dione Peacewick | |||
| Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | Wizard of Oz Fan Club | Brian | |||
| Goodbye, Earl | Dixie Chicks | Domestic Abuse Help Center | T.J. | |||
| Goodbye, Earl | The Dixie Chicks | Marriage Couseling | Nathan Jorgensen | |||
| Goodbye, Earl | Dixie Chicks | Funeral Home | T.J. | |||
| Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 'Wizard Of Oz' fan club | The Quirkfetch Kid | |||
| Goodnight and Goodbye | Jonas Brothers | Suicide Hotline | Steph | |||
| Goodnight, Goodnight | Hot Hot Heat | Gun Dealership | Rockerchik | |||
| Goody Two Shoes | Adam Ant | Susan Lucci's House | soap | |||
| Goody Two Shoes | Adam Ant | Liquor Store / Smoke Shop | I'mFeelingMuchBetter | |||
| Google Eye | John D. Loudermilk | Any Internet search engine other than Google | crazydon | |||
| Got Me Going Crazy | Jonas Brothers | Mental Clinic | melinda | |||
| Got No Money | Henry Lee Summer | Deadbeat Dads' Hotline | MOR | |||
| Got Some Teeth | Obie Trice | Dentistry | Jonathan Williams | |||
| Got The Life | KoRn | Donald Trump's Residence | Stobes | |||
| Got to be certain | Kylie Minogue | Planned Parenthood | Daniel G. | |||
| Got Yourself A Gun | Nas | Anger Management Helpline | Geezus | |||
| Gotta Get Thru This | Daniel Bedingfield | Rush Hour | Dongquan | |||
| Gotta Potty | Bobby Jimmy and the Critters | Proctologist's Office | funny | |||
| Graduation | Vitamin C | G.E.D. Testing Center | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Graduation (For Each Tommorow) | DDR | Cap and gown | Anonymous | |||
| The Grand Illusion | Styx | U.S. Government (U.N. works, too) | Max Maxter | |||
| Granddad | Clive Dunn | Nursing Home | Stella | |||
| Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo and Patsy | Hit and Run Insurance Hotline | Hamham | |||
| Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | Retirement Home Around Christmas | Fbug | |||
| Grapefruit Diet | Weird Al Yankovic | Weight Watchers/Any Weight loss company | Jeff Jones | |||
| The Grass Is Blue | Dolly Parton | Eye Doctor | Liz | |||
| The Grass Is Green | Nelly Furtado | Weed Exterminating Man | Barry Harrison | |||
| Gravedigger | Dave Mathews | Cemetary Office | kris | |||
| Gravedigger | Dave Matthews Band | Cemetery / Funeral Home | Paulie | |||
| Gravitational Constant | Type O Negative | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Great America Zero | Moistboyz | George W. Bush's Campaign Hotline | Left Winger | |||
| Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | Sex Addiction Hotline | Jillyfoo | |||
| Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | American Meteor Society | oldsongs | |||
| Great Balls Of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | Testicular Cancer Clinic | Jake | |||
| Great Big White World | Marilyn Manson | NAACP | HarryMay | |||
| A Great Day To Be A Man | Cletius | Feminist/Women's (womyn's) organization | Diddims | |||
| A Great Day To Be A Man | Cletius | Sex Change Clinic | amanda | |||
| Great Day To Be Alive | Travis Tritt | Suicide Hotline | gillian | |||
| The Great Disappointment | AFI | Suicide Hotline | retsehcekim | |||
| The Great Escape | Boys Like Girls | County Jail | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Great Southern Land | Icehouse | Alaskan Tourist Bureau | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Great Spirits | Tina Turner | Psychic Line | Rosie | |||
| Green Green Grass | George Ezra | Garden Shop | Dongquan | |||
| Green Onions | Booker T. & The MG's | Taco Bell | Jake | |||
| Greenlight | Beyonce | Color Blindness Support Network | lady cutie | |||
| greensleaves | Traditional | Bank | Henry |
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