This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
Dirty Women | Black Sabbath | Prostitute Service | Gene | |||
Dirty Work | Steely Dan | Cleaning Service | Larcen Tyler | |||
Disappear | Hoobastank | Suicide Hotline | Redlocks | |||
Disappear | Metallica | David Copperfield fan club | hardrock | |||
Disappear | INXS | Missing Persons' helpline | Rock Maninoff | |||
Disappearer | Sonic Youth | Jimmy Hoffa Search Crew | Jeb | |||
Disarm | Smashing Pumpkins | National Rifle Association | Ed | |||
Disciple | Slayer | Catholic Church | rock n' roll rebel | |||
Disco Band | Scotch | Steve Dahl's answering machine | Kerry | |||
Disco Inferno | The Trammps | First Alert Corporate Offices | hec | |||
Disco Inferno | Trammps | Local Crematorium | Trace | |||
Disco Inferno | The Trammps | Fire Station | Matt Donnelly | |||
Disco Inferno | The Trammps | Fire Service | Starving Hobo | |||
Disco Inferno | The Bee Gees | The Station Nightclub in West Warwick, Rhode Island (Great White & the pyros) | Shelly | |||
Disco Inferno | The Trammps | Firefighters | Bobby Bob | |||
Disco Strangler | Eagles | Dance Hall | greydude | |||
Disconnect | Pennywise | Your internet company | Franka | |||
Disconnected | Fear | AT&T | Dan | |||
Disease | Matchbox20 | Hospital | Sarah | |||
Disease | Matchbox 20 | Hospital | Dongquan | |||
Disease | Matchbox20 | HIV/AIDS Helpline | jana | |||
Diseased | Seether | CDC (Center for Disesase Control) | TheseHose | |||
Disposable Heroes | Metallica | Veteran's Hospital | ironman | |||
Disposable Heroes | Metallica | Army Recruiter's Office | Mr. Bill | |||
Disposable Teens | Marilyn Manson | Troubled Teens Hotline | ray | |||
Dissociative | Marilyn Manson | Multiple Personalty Disorder Support Group | HarryMay | |||
Dive | Steven Curtis Chapman | PADI - Professional Assoc. of Diving Instructors | DJ | |||
Dive | Steven Curtis Chapman | Wall Street | Idont Havaname | |||
Dizzy | Tommy Roe | Vertigo Help Line | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
Do It | Ice Cube | Sex Addicts Anonymous | Wenona | |||
Do It (Till You're Satisfied) | B. T. Express | Sexaholics Anonymous | crazydon | |||
Do It Again | Steely Dan | Obsessive-Compulsive-Disorder (OCD) Anonymous | Larcen Tyler | |||
Do It Again | Steely Dan | Addictions or Compulsive Behaviour Helpline | Kayla Stewart | |||
Do It Alone | Sugarcult | Sex Hotline | MandaRuth-a-licous | |||
Do It For Your Mama | Adam Sandler | Incest Prevention Hotline | ObLaBlah | |||
Do Me Right | Guy | Relationship Counselling | Stompa | |||
Do Right | Paul Davis | The Osbournes | MOR | |||
Do That To Me One More Time | The Captain and Tenille | Domestic Violence Hotline | Tatiana | |||
Do That To Me One More Time | Captain and Tenille | Rape Crisis Center | Bruce Brownfield | |||
Do Ya F*** On First Dates? | Kevin Bloody Wilson | Dating Hotline | Steaver370 | |||
Do Ya Wanna Hold Me? | Bow Wow Wow | Phone Sex Line | Zillah | |||
Do You Believe in Magic | The Lovin' Spoonful | Cleveland Cavaliers | pf9 | |||
Do You Feel? | Rocket Summer | Physical Therapy | Steph | |||
Do You Get Excited? | Roxette | Impotency Clinic | Ed | |||
Do You Hear What I Hear? | Xmas Song | Gallaudet University | HarryMay | |||
Do You Hear What I Hear? | Traditional | National Institute For The Hearing Impaired | Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH) | |||
Do You Know the Way to San Jose? | Dionne Warwick | Mapquest | Raphael | |||
Do You Know The Way To San Jose? | Dionne Warwick | Gas station | oldtimer | |||
Do You Know Where Your Children Are | Michael Jackson | NAMBLA | J. | |||
Do You Love Me | Contours | Stalking/Harassment helpline | Diddims | |||
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? | Culture Club | Domestic Abuse Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? | Culture Club | Dentist | Steve | |||
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? | Culture Club | Spousal/Child Abuse Hotline | Lady Pixel | |||
Do You Remember? | Jack Johnson | Any Amnesia or Alzheimer's organization | MandaRuth-a-licious | |||
Do You Remember? | Phil Collins | Amnesia Clinic | iceMan | |||
Do You See What I See? | Hunters & Collectors | Braille Centre | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
Do You Wanna Dance? | The Ramones | Leg Amputee Support Group | J. Rotten 1102 | |||
Do You Want Fries With That? | Tim McGraw | Fast Food | Lefty Lucy | |||
Do You Want To Know A Secret? | The Beatles | Competitive Quiet Game | Sam | |||
Do Your Really Want To Hurt Me? | Culture Club | Emergency Room | Matt Donnelly | |||
Doctor Jones | Aqua | Harrison Ford's answering machine | Inkenroe | |||
Doctor Online | Zeromancer | Suicide Hotline | Kak | |||
Doctor Worm | They Might Be Giants | Hospital | Jessica | |||
Does Anybody Out There Even Care? | Lenny Kravitz | Suicide Prevention Line | SisterGirl | |||
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? | Chicago | The Talking Clock | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? | Chicago | Rolex | Thunderbolt | |||
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? | Chicago | Bulova Watch Co. | hec | |||
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? | Lonnie Donnigan | Wrigley's/Beech Nut Gum | old | |||
Dog Eat Dog | Weird Al Yankovic | Michael Vick's answering machine | David | |||
Dog Eat Dog | AC/DC | Humane Society America Animal Foundation | jdizzy | |||
Dog On Fire | Bob Mould | Humane Society, PETA, ASPCA | Chase Waggoner | |||
Dog With A Bone | Queen | Pet Store or Animal Shelter | Fastre-Than-Death | |||
Dogma | Marilyn Manson | Wiccan church | tictacs941 | |||
The Dogs Of War | Pink Floyd | Any Branch Of The Military | Candy Ass | |||
The Dogs Of War | Pink Floyd | Animal Control Center | Silverfish | |||
Dogs Of War | Pink Floyd | PETA | Bill S | |||
Doing What Comes Naturally | Cast of 'Annie, Get Your Gun' | CJ DeMooi (from 'Eggheads)'s answering machine | Pickle | |||
DoLL | DDR | Bratz | Anonymous | |||
Domination | Pantera | NATO | TowerU | |||
Domination | Pantera | Rape/Abuse Victim Helpline | Diddims | |||
Dominion Day | Gary Numan | First Christian Church | Ray Pissed | |||
Don Henley Must Die | Mojo Nixon | Don Henley Fan Club | Amanda Svenson | |||
Don't | Ed Sheeran | Divorce Place | ILoveMusic | |||
Don't | Ed Sheeran | Divorce Place | ILoveMusic | |||
Don't Answer Me | Alan Parsons Project | AT&T | Matt Donnelly | |||
Don't Answer Me | Alan Parsons Project | Any Company | Stephen H | |||
Don't Ask Me No Questions | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Tech Support | Matt Swanton | |||
Don't Be Stupid | Shania Twain | Bush White House | meQal | |||
Don't Believe Anymore | Icehouse | Athiests Alliance Internation | DJ | |||
Don't Believe Anymore | Icehouse | Every American's Answering Machine | DJ | |||
Don't Believe Anymore | Icehouse | Sceptics Association | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
Don't Blame Me | Ozzy Osbourne | Any Criminal Lawyer | Anonymous Bob | |||
Don't Blame Me | The Everly Brothers | Gray Davis Campaign Headquarters | Marian | |||
Don't Blame Me | The Everly Brothers | Defense Lawyer | Marian | |||
Don't Blame Me | The Everly Brothers | Bill Clinton's Office | Marian | |||
Don't Blame Me | The Everly Brothers | Defense Attorney | Marian | |||
Don't Bother Me | Beatles | 911 dispatcher | hec | |||
Don't Bring Harry | Stranglers | Pope Benedict XVI's Answering Machine | pickle* | |||
Don't Bring Me Down | The Animals/ELO | Strip Club | Christian | |||
Don't Call Me Dude | Suicidal Tendencies | Peyton Manning's Voice Mail | Indy Gent |
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