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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> D, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with D, Page 2
Entries starting with D are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Death On Two Legs | Queen | Funeral Service | It Was The DNA | |||
| Death to All But Metal | Steel Panther | Top 40/CHR radio station request line | Kerry | |||
| Death Trip 21 | Ash | Suicide Helpline | James Lewis | |||
| Deathbed | Relient K | Hospitals | Jack | |||
| A Decade Under the Influence | Taking Back Sunday | Alcoholics Anonymous | Geo P. | |||
| The Decline | NOFX | The RNC | Akodo Alex | |||
| Decode | Paramore | Computer Laboratory | Dongquan | |||
| Deeper Shade Of Blue | Steps | Paint Factory | sh@rk_bite | |||
| Deeper Underground | Jameriqui | Funeral Services | mark diamond | |||
| Deer Dance | System of a Down | Game Comission | SOADLover | |||
| Delia's Gone | Johnny Cash | Norwich City FC | pickle* | |||
| Delia's Gone | Johnny Cash | Funeral Home | Celeste | |||
| Delilah | Tom Jones | Church | Rosie | |||
| Demolition Lovers | My Chemical Romance | Demolition Company | Fara Nightshade | |||
| Demolition Man | The Police | Moammar Qaddaffy | Nobody Misses Moammar | |||
| Department Of Youth | Alice Cooper | Senior Citizen's Home | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Depends | Blink 182 | Nursing Home | Chynna | |||
| Der Fuehrer's Face | Spike Jones & The City Slickers | Synagogue / Jewish Organization | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Der Fuerher's Face | Spike Jones and His City Slickers | A neonazi group | Donna W | |||
| Designated Drinker | Alan Jackson and George Strait | Alcoholics Anonymous | Edward | |||
| Destination Unknown | Marietta | OnStar | knelly | |||
| Destroy Rock & Roll | Mylo | Simon Cowell | pickle* | |||
| Detachable Penis | King Misile | Urology Clinic | Zoe | |||
| Detachable Penis | King Missle | John Wayne Bobbit Support group | Cookie-man | |||
| Devil Came Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels | Georgia Bureau Of Tourism | Mike | |||
| Devil In Her Heart | The Beatles | Consultation On Demon Possession | Aaron Saraco | |||
| Devil In Jersey City | Coheed and Cambria | New Jersey Travel Agency | Katy | |||
| Devil In My Lunchbox | Marilyn Manson | Church Soup Kitchen | HarryMay | |||
| Devil Inside | INXS | Church Or Mental Health Clinic | nikachu | |||
| Devil Inside | INXS | Exorcist | carly_carlz | |||
| Devil Inside | INXS | Exorcism Hotline / Services | Natalie | |||
| Devil Inside | INXS | The Mormon Tabernacle Choir | Donna W | |||
| Devil Inside | INXS | Catholic Church | Mazotti | |||
| The Devil Loves You | AFI | Catholic Church | rikki | |||
| The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here | Alice in Chains | Natural history museum | Jay | |||
| The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | Church Of Satan | Revrend Robert J. Hoplite III, Church of Trivium | |||
| The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charles Daniels Band | Georgia Churches | Death_Zero | |||
| Devil Woman | Cliff Richard | Ann Coulter's office | Fbug | |||
| Devil Woman | Cliff Richard | Convent/Nunnery | Fluffy Bunny | |||
| Devil's Child | Judas Priest | Exorcist | Nikki | |||
| Devil's Dance | Metallica | Christian Academy | a.d.i.d.a.s | |||
| Devil's Dance | Metallica | Catholic Church | K | |||
| Devil's Haircut | Beck | Beauty Salon | SisterGirl | |||
| Devil's Whorehouse | Misfits | Convent | ObLaBlah | |||
| Devil's Whorehouse | Misfits | Sexaholic place or a Christian organization | Capital umm...B YAH! B! | |||
| Diary Of A Madman | Ozzy Osbourne | Mental Hospital | Metalgirl162002 | |||
| Did It In A Minute | Hall & Oates | One-hour dry cleaner. | Peter | |||
| Did My Time | Korn | Parole Board | Fbug | |||
| Did My Time | Korn | Prison/Jail | cheesensoda | |||
| Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind | The Lovin' Spoonful | Playboy Mansion | Xyzyx | |||
| Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind? | Lovin' Spoonful | John Kerry's House | BadKarma Chameleon | |||
| Didn't We Almost Have It All? | Whitney Houston | Lolo Jones' Home | Soul | |||
| Didn't We Almost Have It All? | Whitney Houston | Lindsay Jacobellis' Home | MOR | |||
| Die Another Day | Madonna | Suicide Hotline | Death_Zero | |||
| Die Another Day | Madonna | Funeral Home/Hospitals/ Emergencie Agencies | A.N. | |||
| Die By My Own Hand | Halfway To Hazard | Suicide prevention hotline | Edward | |||
| Die Dead Enough | Megadeth | Suicide Hotline | Zakk | |||
| Die Die My Darling | The Misfits | Domestic Violence Help Center | Saltcreep | |||
| Die Eier Von Satan | Tool | Bible Sales | Sean | |||
| Die For The Government | Anti-Flag | Army Recruit Center | brandon | |||
| Die For Your Government | Anti-Flag | US Army | Goight | |||
| Die In The Summertime | Manic Street Preachers | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Die Mofo Die | Dope | Suicide Help Hotline | Kanuuna | |||
| Die Young | Ke$ha | Drug rehab center | Lance Crackers | |||
| Die, All Right! | The Hives | Estate Lawyer | Thaeton | |||
| Die, Alright! | The Hives | Suicide crisis hotline | Jay | |||
| Die, Die My Darling | Metallica | Marriage Counselor | bbb | |||
| Diesel Power | The Prodigy | Wind Power Company | PJ | |||
| Different Drum | Linda Rondstadt | Divorce Hotline, Marriage Counselor | JesusGeek | |||
| Dig | Incubus | An Undertaker | David | |||
| Dig | Mudvayne | Cemetary | ficticious | |||
| Dig My Grave | They Might Be Giants | Funeral Home | Liz | |||
| Digital Get Down | N* SYNC | T-Mobile Customer Support | Courtney Gripling | |||
| Dignity | Hilary Duff | Debt consolidation hotline | Austin C | |||
| Ding Fries Are Done | Ebaums World | Burger King | Anonymous Bob | |||
| Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead | The Wizard of Oz | Funeral Home | Brian | |||
| Dionne Warwick | Heartbreaker | Dating service | Edward | |||
| Dirrrty | Christina Aguilera | Mr. Clean | Masterbasser56 | |||
| Dirrrty | Christina Aguilera | Obsessive Compulsive Helpline | Chynna | |||
| Dirrty | Christina Aguilera | Dog/Car Wash | Brooke | |||
| Dirrty | Christina Aguilera | Merry Maids | Alyssa | |||
| Dirrty | Christina Aguilera | Soap Manufacturer | Supernixi | |||
| Dirrty | Christina Aguilera | Cleaning Service | NiKki | |||
| Dirt | Alice In Chains | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | AC/DC | Walmart | Drake | |||
| Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | AC/DC | Police Station | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | AC/DC | Lawyer | Aaron Grahn | |||
| Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | AC/DC | The Mafia | Mazotti | |||
| Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | AC/DC | Brothel/Escort Service | Andrea Howe | |||
| Dirty Dog | ZZ Top | Pet Groomers | kuumuus | |||
| Dirty Laundry | Don Henley | Any TV news media organization | Edward | |||
| Dirty Laundry | Don Henley | Laundromat | RatFaceLace | |||
| Dirty Laundry | Don Henley | Commercial Laundry or Dry Cleaners | Donna W | |||
| Dirty Little Mind | Jackyl | Penthouse, Playboy, or Hustler | Andrew | |||
| Dirty Little Secret | All-American Rejects | Church Confession Line | Liz | |||
| Dirty Mouth | Hot Hot Heat | Dentist | Steph | |||
| Dirty Sunshine | Lillix | NASA | Genevieve | |||
| Dirty Water | The Standells | Boston Chamber of Commerce | felipe | |||
| Dirty Water | The Standells | Germophobes | Billy Florio | |||
| Dirty Water | The Standells | Water Treatment Plant | oldrock |
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