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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> B, Page 4
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with B, Page 4
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Bigger Than My Body | John Mayer | Jenny Craig | roachc420 | |||
| Biggest Part Of Me | Ambrosia | OB-GYN office | MOR | |||
| Bigmouth Strikes Again | The Smiths | FBI Informant Hotline | Jason C. Reeher | |||
| Bigmouth Strikes Again | The Smiths | Women's Help Center | Melody | |||
| Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | DNA Testing Lab | Tyg | |||
| Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | Paternity Testing Clinic | Shane | |||
| Billion Dollar Babies | Alice Cooper | New York Stock Exchange | A E Anderson | |||
| Billionaire | Bruno Mars ft. Travis McCoy | Wall Street | Dongquan | |||
| Bills, Bills, Bills | Destiny's Child | IRS Tax Department | Jan | |||
| Billy And Sue | B. J. Thomas And The Triumphs | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Bob | |||
| Billy And Sue | B. J. Thomas And The Triumphs | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Bob | |||
| Billy And Sue | B. J. Thomas And The Triumphs | Military Recruitment Office | Bob | |||
| Billy Don't Be A Hero | Bo Donaldson And The Heywoods | Army Recruiting Center | XRaySpecks | |||
| Billy Don't Be A Hero | Paper Lace | Army Recruitment Office | Richard Davies | |||
| Binge | Papa Roach | Eating Disorder Hotline | Fifi Louise Trixibelle | |||
| Bird Dog | The Everly Brothers | Canine Obediance School | Marian | |||
| Bitch | Meredith Brooks | Mysogynists Anonymous | Tatiana | |||
| Bitch | Meredith Brooks | Mysogynists Anonymous | Tatiana | |||
| The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | Dog Pound | Josh Hauck | |||
| Bite The Bullet | Machine Head | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Bits And Pieces | The Dave Clark Five | Surgeon's Office | JesusGeek | |||
| Bizarre Love Triangle | New Order | Divorce Hotline | dizrythmia | |||
| Black | Pearl Jam | KKK | brainstem | |||
| Black and White | Three Dog Night | Michael Jackson's House | Rachel | |||
| Black Betty | Ram Jam | Black women named Betty | Rock Maninoff | |||
| Black Coffee In Bed | Squeeze | Dry Cleaners | Martha Irvin | |||
| Black Country Rock | David Bowie | UKIP | pickle | |||
| Black Country Rock | David Bowie | UKIP | pickle | |||
| Black Dog | Led Zeppelin | Animal Shelter | carly_carlz | |||
| Black Eyed | Placebo | Domestic Abuse | Pogo | |||
| Black Eyes, Blue Tears | Shania Twain | Battered Women's Shelter | Rosie | |||
| Black Eyes, Blue Tears | Shania Twain | Domestic Abuse Hotline | Da Phoenix | |||
| Black Hole Sun | Soundgarden | NWS office on a cloudy day | Kerry | |||
| Black Hole Sun | Soundgarden | Cosmology Research Center | Fbug | |||
| Black Hole Sun | Soundgarden | Stephen Hawking's office | Fbug | |||
| Black Hole Sun | Soundgarden | NASA | Kerry | |||
| Black Magic | Little Mix | Science Laboratory | Dongquan | |||
| Black Magic | Little Mix | Chemist or pharmacy | Dongquan | |||
| Black Magic | Little Mix | Chemist or pharmacy | Dongquan | |||
| Black Metallic | Catherine Wheel | NAACP, Blacks In Government | rocky | |||
| Black No.1 | Type O Negitive | NAACP | IrishDevil | |||
| Black or White | Michael Jackson | Denny's | hardrock | |||
| Black or White | Michael Jackson | KKK | Sarah | |||
| Black Rose | Shadows Over Silence | Florist | satan | |||
| Black Sabbath | Black Sabbath | Vatican | Jezarro | |||
| Black Water | The Doobie Brothers | Wastewater Treatment Plant | DJ | |||
| Black Water | The Doobie Brothers | Environmental Protection Agency | JesusGeek | |||
| Blackout | Scorpions | General Electric | rocky | |||
| Blackout | David Bowie | Power Plant | Chris the Great | |||
| Blackout | Muse | Power Direct | PJ | |||
| Blackout | Scorpions | Electric Company | rocky | |||
| Blah Blah Blah | Ke$ha | Online Chat Service | Dongquan | |||
| Blame It On The Rain | Milli Vanilli | National Weather Service | iceMan | |||
| Blame It On The Rain | Milli Vanilli | Umbrellas | kevin | |||
| Blame It On The Rain | Milli Vanilli | Flood Insurance Hotline | Guise | |||
| Blame It On The Weatherman | B*Witched | The Weather Channel | Phoebe | |||
| Blame It On The Weatherman | B*Witched | National Weather Service | Opinion Girl | |||
| Blanket Song | Linus' Blanket | Babies R Us | Cotton Lorraine | |||
| Blasphemous Rumours | Depeche Mode | Church | Genevieve | |||
| Blaze of Glory | Jon Bon Jovi | Fire Department | A | |||
| Bleach | Nirvana | Oxi-clean | Glenn rousseau | |||
| Bled For Days | Static X | Tampon Ads | StarKnightGoku | |||
| Bled For Days | Static X | Hemophilia Treatment Center | Legion | |||
| Bleed American | Jimmy Eat World | Red Cross | andie | |||
| Bleed Black | AFI | Blood Bank | Jujubee | |||
| Bleed Me Dry | Klank | Blood Bank | Idont Havaname | |||
| Bleed The Freak | Alice In Chains | Domestic Abuse Helpline | captain mot the pirate | |||
| Bleed Together | Soundgarden | Blood Bank | Fbug | |||
| Bleeding Love | Leona Lewis | Hospital | Dongquan | |||
| Bleeding Love | Leona Lewis | Domestic Abuse Hotline | Diddims | |||
| Blind | Klank | Cut-rate LASIK surgeon's office | Idont Havaname | |||
| Blind | Korn | Optometrist/Opthamalogist | Spiricy | |||
| Blind Game Again | Bad Luck | Blindfolds | Anonymous | |||
| Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | Lasik Clinic | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Blinded By the Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | National Center For The Blind | Tatiana | |||
| Blinded by the Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | Epilepsy Foundation | Kerry | |||
| Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | Laser Eye Surgery Clinic | Big Louie | |||
| Blinding Lights | The Weeknd | Strobe Light Manufacturer | Steve | |||
| Blink 182 | What Went Wrong? | Marrige Counceling | Cheese & Bacon | |||
| Blister In The Sun | Violent Femmes | Mystic Tan | Holleigh6 | |||
| Blockhead | Devo | Annaliese Nielsen's answering machine | Yello Jello | |||
| Blood & Fire | Type O Negative | U.S. Department of Defense | Indomitus | |||
| Blood Hound | 50 Cent | Witness Protection Program | Ki Ki | |||
| Blood Red & Going Down | Tanya Tucker | Prince Charles's answering machine | pickle | |||
| Blood Red And Going Down | Tanya Tucker | Flushable Tampon Manufacturer | Pat McClure | |||
| Blood [Hidden Track] | My Chemical Romance | Red Cross | Dan | |||
| Blood, Sex, and Booze | Green Day | Dominatrix | Julez | |||
| Bloodfeast | Misfits | Red Cross blood drive | Capital umm...B YAH! B! | |||
| Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) | Concrete Blonde | Tampons/Maxi Pads | Mercy | |||
| Bloodshot Fanatical | Earthsuit | Insomniac Hotline | Aaron Saraco | |||
| Bloodstained Cement | Cannibal Corpse | Sidewalk Cleanup | Blenis | |||
| Bloody Kisses (A Death In The Family) | Type O Negative | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Bloody Valentine | Good Charlotte | Anger Management | the strange | |||
| Blow Away | George Harrison | Hurricane Alert Service | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Blow Up The Outside World | Soundgarden | al-Qaida | Fbug | |||
| Blow Up The Outside World | Soundgarden | Bush White House hotline | sum1 | |||
| Blowin' In The Wind | Bob Dylan | Any mobile home during a tornado | MOR | |||
| Blowin' In The Wind | Bob Dylan | Leafblowers | Gar | |||
| Blowin' In The Wind | Bob Dylan | Tornado Emergency Center | Indy Gent | |||
| Blue | Leanne Rimes | Depression Helpline | Shawna |
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